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Captain Trips
17-08-2016, 10:16 PM
He takes it to the right

He puts it right into the net with all of his might

Oh Hibbies weve got the shakes
Oh.... The Shinnie Shinnie shakes.

Coat on.

Thecat23
17-08-2016, 10:22 PM
Coat, hat, scarf.... Now get out! 😉

Finn2015
17-08-2016, 10:24 PM
Taxi

In all seriousness, I salute people brave enough to come up with songs or chants and share them here. I'm not imaginative or brave enough to do it so fair play 👍

HUTCHYHIBBY
18-08-2016, 09:56 AM
I blame BGT type shows for all these efforts! :-)

Smartie
18-08-2016, 10:01 AM
I blame BGT type shows for all these efforts! :-)

I like crap puns, I love genuinely funny posts but there is nothing on hibs.net that makes me laugh as much as a terrible song attempt.

And this one is right up there with "We are Hibs, we are good"..........

Winston Ingram
18-08-2016, 10:10 AM
:whistle:

hughio
18-08-2016, 10:14 AM
Our younger members won't know that excellent popular song.."The Hippy Hippy Shakes". Get googling guys.It's a punchy upbeat number.

My view is that Carlsberg has made a valued contribution to the Hibernian songbook canon!

Imagine the players delight if he scores and this comes down from the East!

:flag::flag::flag:

Bob1875
18-08-2016, 10:48 AM
I always hope to myself that whenever I see a 'new song thread' that's it's started by some 15 year old kid in his room, as a fully grown man doing it is not on!

Highland_Hibee
18-08-2016, 10:51 AM
I'm not going to knock the effort but I do believe players should have proven themselves worthy before they warrant a song.

Which is why I'm pushing my Jason Cummings effort because I'm astounded our 50+ goal hasn't earn't his name being sung out.

To the tune of the Mario Balotelli song. I don't know where it originated from.

Ohh
Jason Cummings
He's our striker
Released by Hearts
Now he is a Hibee and we love to sing his name
We're gonna get promoted 'cos he's scoring every game
(Repeat)

:greengrin

Dashing Bob S
18-08-2016, 01:07 PM
I put up this bad boy on another thread. It was studiously ignored. Perhaps with good reason. But as there might be more musically minded types on this one, I'll push my luck again.

It's to the tune of Abba's Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie (A Man After Midnight)


Half past four and the Hearts are sounding cocky
as they're singing from the wheathfield and the asbo stand
ten to go and the dream is looking rocky
as we feel that Scottish Cup we're never gonna land

Then Jason pulls one back
Paul in our last attack

Chorus:
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
a goal at Tynecastle
We don't need no help to chase the Jambos away
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
cause Neilson's an as*hole
*****ed a lead to help us to the trophy in May

Sergey
18-08-2016, 01:21 PM
I put up this bad boy on another thread. It was studiously ignored. Perhaps with good reason. But as there might be more musically minded types on this one, I'll push my luck again.

It's to the tune of Abba's Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie (A Man After Midnight)


Half past four and the Hearts are sounding cocky
as they're singing from the wheathfield and the asbo stand
ten to go and the dream is looking rocky
as we feel that Scottish Cup we're never gonna land

Then Jason pulls one back
Paul in our last attack

Chorus:
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
a goal at Tynecastle
We don't need no help to chase the Jambos away
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
cause Neilson's an as*hole
*****ed a lead to help us to the trophy in May

:not worth

Top lyrics - but with all those litigation cases about plagiarising, you better have a good brief :wink:

Smartie
18-08-2016, 01:22 PM
I put up this bad boy on another thread. It was studiously ignored. Perhaps with good reason. But as there might be more musically minded types on this one, I'll push my luck again.

It's to the tune of Abba's Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie (A Man After Midnight)


Half past four and the Hearts are sounding cocky
as they're singing from the wheathfield and the asbo stand
ten to go and the dream is looking rocky
as we feel that Scottish Cup we're never gonna land

Then Jason pulls one back
Paul in our last attack

Chorus:
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
a goal at Tynecastle
We don't need no help to chase the Jambos away
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
cause Neilson's an as*hole
*****ed a lead to help us to the trophy in May

Is a verse really needed? We're talking about a football chant here, not a song for a musical.

Although maybe that's not such a bad idea. The story of our cup run told through the medium of peurile song and dance. Maybe we could hold an end of year show at Christmas, where every one of you can get up in your leotards and perform your routines whilst I chuckle away in the audience?

Anyhow, I digress. A solid 8/10 for your chorus which imo stands up fine by itself. And sod it, you get a bonus 2 points to take you up to 10/10 for managing to get Tynecastle to rhyme seamlessly with as***e which I had miraculously never managed to notice before.

frazeHFC
18-08-2016, 04:46 PM
I'm not going to knock the effort but I do believe players should have proven themselves worthy before they warrant a song.

Which is why I'm pushing my Jason Cummings effort because I'm astounded our 50+ goal hasn't earn't his name being sung out.

To the tune of the Mario Balotelli song. I don't know where it originated from.

Ohh
Jason Cummings
He's our striker
Released by Hearts
Now he is a Hibee and we love to sing his name
We're gonna get promoted 'cos he's scoring every game
(Repeat)

:greengrin

I like that, would replace "released by hearts" by "he hates the hearts" though 😃

Dashing Bob S
18-08-2016, 05:37 PM
Is a verse really needed? We're talking about a football chant here, not a song for a musical.

Although maybe that's not such a bad idea. The story of our cup run told through the medium of peurile song and dance. Maybe we could hold an end of year show at Christmas, where every one of you can get up in your leotards and perform your routines whilst I chuckle away in the audience?

Anyhow, I digress. A solid 8/10 for your chorus which imo stands up fine by itself. And sod it, you get a bonus 2 points to take you up to 10/10 for managing to get Tynecastle to rhyme seamlessly with as***e which I had miraculously never managed to notice before.

You need one intro verse, I think to set it up.

Hermit Crab
18-08-2016, 05:44 PM
He takes it to the right

He puts it right into the net with all of his might

Oh Hibbies weve got the shakes
Oh.... The Shinnie Shinnie shakes.

Coat on.


Shocker, absolute shocker by the way!

Highland_Hibee
18-08-2016, 06:01 PM
I like that, would replace "released by hearts" by "he hates the hearts" though 😃
I get what you are saying. I just like the idea of getting something in about them rejecting him.

ian cruise
18-08-2016, 07:50 PM
What about just singing "Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie. GOAAAAAL" to the tube of Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs? Granted it's as simple as they come but the more simple these things are the more likely folk are to join in as they don't need to learn anything (not every fan is online or on supports, buses so sometime later words to these songs pass them by), that why the Malonga song was so popular. That and he was a football God :wink:

California-Hibs
18-08-2016, 08:00 PM
Clearly the song must be...

Shin Shinery Shin Shinery Shin Shin Sheruuue
The Hibees scored 3......
The Rangers scored twooooo


And it only took me seconds to think of. Ah thank-you.

HiBremian
18-08-2016, 08:07 PM
If Carlsberg did Hibs songs..........









Nah, where's my heferweizen?


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mca
18-08-2016, 09:55 PM
Clearly the song must be...

Shin Shinery Shin Shinery Shin Shin Sheruuue
The Hibees scored 3......
The Rangers scored twooooo


And it only took me seconds to think of. Ah thank-you.


I Quite Like That.. :greengrin

Ronniekirk
18-08-2016, 10:07 PM
I put up this bad boy on another thread. It was studiously ignored. Perhaps with good reason. But as there might be more musically minded types on this one, I'll push my luck again.

It's to the tune of Abba's Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie (A Man After Midnight)


Half past four and the Hearts are sounding cocky
as they're singing from the wheathfield and the asbo stand
ten to go and the dream is looking rocky
as we feel that Scottish Cup we're never gonna land

Then Jason pulls one back
Paul in our last attack

Chorus:
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
a goal at Tynecastle
We don't need no help to chase the Jambos away
Shinnie, Shinnie, Shinnie
cause Neilson's an as*hole
*****ed a lead to help us to the trophy in May

The Abba song is very catchy but not sure song writing is for you D B S
But better than i could muster

Mixu62
19-08-2016, 04:24 AM
Or the Rihanna effort - Shinnie bright like a diamond.....no, I'm not being serious!

Viva_Palmeiras
19-08-2016, 04:59 AM
Hibees thanks to David Gray
(We're glad it ended 3-2)
Such a perfect day
You just keep us hangin on
You just keep us hangin on...

Captain Trips
19-08-2016, 05:50 AM
http://youtu.be/rQSmfR1_SVE

Daaaavid Gray na na na na nah
Daaaavid Gray na na na na nah

The drummer can band this out as well

Song is: live is life by opus.

Ultrabee1-0
19-08-2016, 10:54 AM
Jason cummings baby, Jason cummings oooooooh!