Hearts Sign 6'5" Striker

[Keith_M]

Hearts have just given notice of their tactics for the upcoming season by signing a 6' 5" Striker, (http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-sign-6ft-5in-us-born-striker-bjorn-johnsen-1-4184132) Bjorn Johnsen.



Apparently he used to play for Litex Lovech... I've heard you can get cream for that ;)

[Jdawg]

Hoooooooooooooooooooof.

[greenlex]

Hearts have just given notice of their tactics for the upcoming season by signing a 6' 5" Striker, (http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-sign-6ft-5in-us-born-striker-bjorn-johnsen-1-4184132) Bjorn Johnsen.



Apparently he used to play for Litex Lovech... I've heard you can get cream for that ;)

Litex Lovech? Did she no have a top ten hit in the 80s?

[Saturday Boy]

Hearts have just given notice of their tactics for the upcoming season by signing a 6' 5" Striker, (http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-sign-6ft-5in-us-born-striker-bjorn-johnsen-1-4184132) Bjorn Johnsen.



Apparently he used to play for Litex Lovech... I've heard you can get cream for that ;)


Their lucky number's one :wink:

[Hibrandenburg]

Their lucky number's one :wink:

Thought it was 7 :confused:

[Kato]

"You rang?"

[Saturday Boy]

Thought it was 7 :confused:

Sorry for the obscure pop reference. Lene Lovich had a hit with "Lucky Number" in 1979. You can find it on YouTube, if you dare. She was a bit weird.

[SouthsideHarp_Bhoy]

Its like every season, neilson gets further from his genuinely exciting and good to watch first season, and more like levein.

[Finn2015]

Well will be captivating football for the yams to watch this season. Hoofball

[Keith_M]

Sorry for the obscure pop reference. Lene Lovich had a hit with "Lucky Number" in 1979. You can find it on YouTube, if you dare. She was a bit weird.


Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGoEmhQP774) ya go.


Ignore Hibrandenburg, he knows exactly who it is. He had a serious crush on her in high school :wink:

[Jim44]

Jambo hoofball is now officially declared. The Maltese manager last night said that their long ball tactics were so easy to deal with and by putting on an extra central defender it was a cakewalk. Neilson's coat is on the proverbial ....... :greengrin

[Ozyhibby]

Jambo hoofball is now officially declared. The Maltese manager last night said that their long ball tactics were so easy to deal with and by putting on an extra central defender it was a cakewalk. Neilson's coat is on the proverbial ....... :greengrin

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[Bostonhibby]

There were no 8ft strikers available then?

[Pretty Boy]

Its like every season, neilson gets further from his genuinely exciting and good to watch first season, and more like levein.

It's great to watch, unlike their team.

In the Championship they were a decent team who played with pace and a bit of a swagger. As the Levein factor has grown they have been moulded into his image. Dull but effective in the league and murder in the cups.

[mjhibby]

Sorry for the obscure pop reference. Lene Lovich had a hit with "Lucky Number" in 1979. You can find it on YouTube, if you dare. She was a bit weird.

It was all an act. She was very intelligent and when she took the wig off she was quite a looker. Met her twice after gigs and her and her band were very amiable.

[Pete]

I heard Glasgow warriors were after him too so they did well to get him.

[Keith_M]

It was all an act. She was very intelligent and when she took the wig off she was quite a looker. Met her twice after gigs and her and her band were very amiable.


LOL, he's gonna pump her

:greengrin




(another obscure reference, this time to DotNet)

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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A bunch of simpletons as Vlad already knew.

“We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans. We had one really outstanding personal investment of £27,500 from someone living in Singapore.”

I wonder if that Asian based dude ever got his share certificate?

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/teams/hearts/hearts-fans-takeover-bid-criticised-by-vladimir-romanov-1-2683157

[Eyrie]

The new Kevin James.

[lord bunberry]

The new Kevin James.
Ah Kevin James
Jim Jeffries walked into the dressing room after the 6-2 defeat to find someone had done a dump on the floor. Raging he shouted, who's sh*t on the floor. Kevin James replies, me boss, but I'm no bad in the air.
sorry :greengrin

[SuperAllyMcleod]

There were no 8ft strikers available then?

Really? There's dozens of them out there - any circus will lend them one.


(Apologies to Galton and Simpson for paraphrasing and stealing their joke)

[Eyrie]

Ah Kevin James
Jim Jeffries walked into the dressing room after the 6-2 defeat to find someone had done a dump on the floor. Raging he shouted, who's sh*t on the floor. Kevin James replies, me boss, but I'm no bad in the air.
sorry :greengrin

You should be - he was sh*t in the air as well :greengrin

Just waited for the ball to ricochet off his head.

[Nicho87]

No like them. Hoofball again :)

[bingo70]

According to the Sun Hertz could be in a bit bother with this deal. Only read the back page on Twitter but sounds like a similar scenario to our issue with Zemmama as his Bulgarian club say he is still under contract.

Shame

[Bristolhibby]

Hearts new strikers show reel is showing at cinemas right now.

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[Oscar T Grouch]

CSKA Sofia have threatened to report Hearts to FIFA for signing striker Bjorn Johnsen. The US-born Norwegian has signed a three-year deal at Tynecastle, but CSKA claim the player has a contract with them. (Scottish Sun)

😂😂😂

[Skyegreen]

Reading some of the reactions over on kickback it seems they are not very happy now with the style of play and are in agreement with the banner that was flown over Tynie last season 😂😂😂

It pains me to say this but as **** as it is to watch, it's all about results and I still fancy Levein will get them a top four finish. This will no doubt douse the fire that's been lit under the get Robbie out brigade!

[Keith_M]

Reading some of the reactions over on kickback it seems they are not very happy now with the style of play and are in agreement with the banner that was flown over Tynie last season 

It pains me to say this but as **** as it is to watch, it's all about results and I still fancy Levein will get them a top four finish. This will no doubt douse the fire that's been lit under the get Robbie out brigade!


Ugly football can be very successful, especially the boring, send you to sleep kind.

In evidence, I give you Portugal (2016), Greece (2004), Italy (insert any year)

[Skyegreen]

Ugly football can be very successful, especially the boring, send you to sleep kind.

In evidence, I give you Portugal (2016), Greece (2004), Italy (insert any year)

Sometimes I wish we could play "ugly" football. Something that Lennon has touched on as one of his aims. Winning ugly.......I'd certainly be happy if it meant winning the championship!

[Keith_M]

Sometimes I wish we could play "ugly" football. Something that Lennon has touched on as one of his aims. Winning ugly.......I'd certainly be happy if it meant winning the championship!


:agree:

[Diclonius]

Why are they so pissed off? They finished a comfortable third last season.

It is literally just because they lost to us?

[marinello59]

Why are they so pissed off? They finished a comfortable third last season.

It is literally just because they lost to us?

And because we won the Scottish Cup and totally emptied their songbook. We should pity them really.

[Aldo]

And because we won the Scottish Cup and totally emptied their songbook. We should pity them really.

TBH I don't give a flying F about that mob! Hordes are not happy at quality of Football or players because they have to cut their cloth accordingly! Boo hoo!

9 minutes I tell ye 9 minutes! If only we could have held on for 9 more minutes!!

Get it roond them!

[Mr White]

On the back of us winning the cup and then getting emptied at home by a Maltese team, if they have a shaky start in the league I predict ugly scenes in Gorgie. Uglier than usual that is. So very ugly. They play Celtc first you say? Shame.

[Bostonhibby]

Why are they so pissed off? They finished a comfortable third last season.

It is literally just because they lost to us?
Losing to us, and the fact that there's an awful lot of them think they should have the previous three decades spending and mythical "size" that goes with it in their minds.

Still hasn't sunk in that they are playing the game without any stolen financial advantage or excessive assistance from banks.

They have the double whammy of also playing the way potter wants.

[Heisenberg]

Potter runs the show, that's why they play negative *****bag football. 2-0 up against us and they totally shat it in the second half. They were scared we would get a goal back and we did. Twice.

That is the main reason the hordes are unhappy. They know they could've stopped us winning the cup and they didn't. It tears them apart inside.

[--------]

Its like every season, neilson gets further from his genuinely exciting and good to watch first season, and more like levein.


Neilson isn't the boss.

Harry Potter calls the shots and he's learned nothing since he was at the PBS the last time.

It's very unlike Potter to have signed a centre-forward - even a troll like Johnsen.