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nellio
13-07-2016, 08:57 AM
Hun in works has just informed me that they are looking to try and sign Robin Van persie.

Hilarious stuff, i'm sure he wants more money than what they can offer him!

Apparently he's "desperate" to return t British football and is willing to take large pay cut!!

Tremendous levels of delusion!!!
Finn2015
13-07-2016, 09:22 AM
Hun in works has just informed me that they are looking to try and sign Robin Van persie.

Hilarious stuff, i'm sure he wants more money than what they can offer him!

Apparently he's "desperate" to return t British football and is willing to take large pay cut!!

Tremendous levels of delusion!!!

Ties in with their cheap but well known faces transfer philosophy
Bostonhibby
13-07-2016, 09:24 AM
They should bring back Derek Johnstone and get Tommy McLean on the wing as well.
Since90+2
13-07-2016, 09:50 AM
Ties in with their cheap but well known faces transfer philosophy

Cheap??
Geo_1875
13-07-2016, 09:53 AM
Cheap??

All their latest signings are free or undisclosed=free.
Finn2015
13-07-2016, 09:53 AM
Cheap??

My mistake, no cost
Barman Stanton
13-07-2016, 09:56 AM
RVP would not be cheap. He will be on huge wages. Big money in Turkey, with players like Gomez, Nani, RVP etc playing there.
Since90+2
13-07-2016, 09:57 AM
All their latest signings are free or undisclosed=free.

In terms of fees paid yes they are but the contracts paid to get Barton and Krankjar will be worth millions and if they got RVP he will be on huge money.
erin go bragh
13-07-2016, 10:08 AM
In terms of fees paid yes they are but the contracts paid to get Barton and Krankjar will be worth millions and if they got RVP he will be on huge money.

Good . Let's hope they sign him and pay him Millions . Sevco 2 will not be far away .
Since90+2
13-07-2016, 10:10 AM
Good . Let's hope they sign him and pay him Millions . Sevco 2 will not be far away .

Dont really care to be honest as they are not in the same league as us this year.

I would say though if they had a midfield of Barton and Krankjar with RVP upfront with Waghorn they would be in with a shout of winning the Premiership.
Sean1875
13-07-2016, 10:11 AM
are we actually talking about is as if it could genuinely happen..? :faf: more chance of me signing for der Hun.


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easty
13-07-2016, 10:13 AM
Dont really care to be honest as they are not in the same league as us this year.

I would say though if they had a midfield of Barton and Krankjar with RVP upfront with Waghorn they would be in with a shout of winning the Premiership.

They'd have to score a load though, cos they'll be leaky at the back with Foderingham, Tavernier, Kiernan and Wilson back there.
leither17
13-07-2016, 10:15 AM
Should this not read RIP to the Huns?
WeeRussell
13-07-2016, 11:10 AM
"Sorry gaffer, I'm afraid it looks like we won't manage to get Jason Cummings"

"Ah well, plan B. Go get me Robin Van Persie, I'll settle for that"

Nae danger.
Geo_1875
13-07-2016, 11:14 AM
In terms of fees paid yes they are but the contracts paid to get Barton and Krankjar will be worth millions and if they got RVP he will be on huge money.

And still their "owner" hasn't spent a penny of his own money. They're promising all these huge wages from their season tickets.
BOB MARLEYS DUG
13-07-2016, 11:23 AM
He was very close to joining them before signing for Arsenal.
johnbc70
13-07-2016, 11:26 AM
He is on £250K a week and apparently West Ham said no as he was after 'only' after £100K a week.
southsider
13-07-2016, 12:17 PM
Hun in works has just informed me that they are looking to try and sign Robin Van persie.

Hilarious stuff, i'm sure he wants more money than what they can offer him!

Apparently he's "desperate" to return t British football and is willing to take large pay cut!!

Tremendous levels of delusion!!!
And we would like to sign Messi but we all know that aint gona happen either.
Bostonhibby
13-07-2016, 12:44 PM
What's Torre andre Flo doing these days?
Craig_HFC
13-07-2016, 12:47 PM
I think the OP made a typo in the thread title, I think it was supposed to be 'RIP to the Huns'.

No?
HibbySpurs
13-07-2016, 12:53 PM
Is it August already or has the fringe got into full swing really early this year?
magpie1892
13-07-2016, 01:08 PM
RVP would not be cheap. He will be on huge wages. Big money in Turkey, with players like Gomez, Nani, RVP etc playing there.

He's on six figures /wk @ Fener.
NadeAteMyLunch!
13-07-2016, 01:21 PM
The huns on Facebook are comparing it to the 'Dutch revolution' under DA and are suggesting going back down that same route. Conveniently forgetting that every one of those Dutch starts were signed illegal and resulted in the death of their club.
Bostonhibby
13-07-2016, 02:33 PM
Maybe something to do with their battle of the boing thing? They're normally a bit stupider than usual around then.

It's all the marching about in bowler hats and guarding walls in far away places. Erodes the brain.
Deansy
13-07-2016, 02:40 PM
Isn't it sad when previously 'Great/Famous players' have sunk to such a level that their names are being bandied about with clubs who have no real, serious connection with football - hopefully he finds out and sues whoever's responsible for such an outrage !.
Green_one
13-07-2016, 09:13 PM
He is on £250K a week and apparently West Ham said no as he was after 'only' after £100K a week.

It is never going to happen. Some are still living in their crazy period. Smell the coffee, you have no cash you wallopers. And thanks to us no Euro cash coming in :flag:

Gonna be a long hard season for the boys in blue.
NORTHERNHIBBY
13-07-2016, 09:17 PM
i think the op made a typo in the thread title, i think it was supposed to be 'rip to the huns'.

No?

ftp?
brianmc
13-07-2016, 09:24 PM
If I'd a gun held at my head whilst being forced to choose one left sided attacker that would be playing for that mob next season and my options were:(a) Davie Cooper or (B) Robbin van Persie

I'D STILL SAY COOPER!!!

Dearie me, some of the ***** I read online -mainly Facebook, and mainly from the 'sky generation'makes me wonder if anybody under 40 actually has a grip on reality when it comes to Scottish football finances???
weecounty hibby
13-07-2016, 09:34 PM
They don't get it though. They believe they have birthright by being Huns to lord it over everyone. This leads to delusion of grandeur that they just can't shake off. They are so stuck in the past that they still believe dodgy Dave when he says they will be playing in England some day. Celtic proved last night how far the food chain the OF have slipped. But their fans will also still believe they are one of European giants. Both living in the past as the great Jethro Tull sang