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theonlywayisup
13-07-2016, 06:37 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3687415/Leicester-City-striker-Joe-Dodoo-excited-prospect-joining-Rangers-loan.html

Waxy
13-07-2016, 07:05 AM
We met him on a tuesday and our heart stood still.

blackpoolhibs
13-07-2016, 07:15 AM
The Rangers are dead as a Dodoo.

Fuzzywuzzy
13-07-2016, 07:27 AM
Milan had Kaka, Celtic had schiedt, sevco have dodoo

Future17
13-07-2016, 08:10 AM
Would be a good signing.

WeeRussell
13-07-2016, 11:51 AM
Dodoo. Dodoo. Dodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo. Doodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo. Dodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo Dodoo.

HIBEES!

Deansy
13-07-2016, 02:48 PM
'Rangers have already made a host of big-name signings this summer' - apart from Barton, WHAT other 'Big-signings' ? - and how MUCH have they shelled-out on these 'Big name signings' ??. Correct me if I'm wrong but have'nt all their signings been on 'Free's - I.E. players NOT wanted by their previous clubs coz they're too old/****/lazy/injury-prone etc, etc ??

neil7908
13-07-2016, 02:55 PM
'Rangers have already made a host of big-name signings this summer' - apart from Barton, WHAT other 'Big-signings' ? - and how MUCH have they shelled-out on these 'Big name signings' ??. Correct me if I'm wrong but have'nt all their signings been on 'Free's - I.E. players NOT wanted by their previous clubs coz they're too old/****/lazy/injury-prone etc, etc ??

Hahaha yeah I love that big name signings appear to be a 33 year old who played in the English 2nd tier last season, a 31 year old who was at a team in the American 2nd division, a 38 (!) year old and two boys from Accrington Stanley!

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14-07-2016, 10:21 AM
Is he pronounced "doo-doo", as in, "right up to their blue noses in the doo-doo" or "doe-doe", as in "dead as ..."?

theonlywayisup
14-07-2016, 10:32 AM
Hahaha yeah I love that big name signings appear to be a 33 year old who played in the English 2nd tier last season, a 31 year old who was at a team in the American 2nd division, a 38 (!) year old and two boys from Accrington Stanley!

Accrington Stanley!! Who are they?

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14-07-2016, 10:52 AM
Accrington Stanley!! Who are they?


OOOOOH! I saw what you did there! :aok:

MyJo
14-07-2016, 10:55 AM
They've already signed Windass they are just following through with this signing.

snooky
14-07-2016, 10:55 AM
We met him on a tuesday and our heart stood still.

:faf: :top marks

Biggie
14-07-2016, 11:23 AM
They've already signed Windass they are just following through with this signing.

oh dear...they've hit rock bottom with that signing

jgl07
20-07-2016, 12:06 AM
The recent signing of Joe Dodoo by Rangers reminded me of other players with crap names, some were referenced above:

Rafael Scheidt (Celtic)
Dunga (Fiorientina)
Mario Turdo (Independente)
Ricardo Kaka (AC Milan)
Lassana Diarrhea (Olympic Marseilles)
Alou Diarrhea (Bordeaux)
Jobby Crossan (Manchester City)
Joe Doodoo (Rangers)
Danny Shi*tu (Queens Park Rangers)
Doudou (Queens Park Rangers)

Book of Kamberi
20-07-2016, 12:12 AM
'You've got Doodoo in your pocket!' Do as De La does, Paul Hanlon.

StevieT
20-07-2016, 06:28 AM
The recent signing of Joe Dodoo by Rangers reminded me of other players with crap names, some were referenced above:

Rafael Scheidt (Celtic)
Dunga (Fiorientina)
Mario Turdo (Independente)
Ricardo Kaka (AC Milan)
Lassana Diarrhea (Olympic Marseilles)
Alou Diarrhea (Bordeaux)
Jobby Crossan (Manchester City)
Joe Doodoo (Rangers)
Danny Shi*tu (Queens Park Rangers)
Doudou (Queens Park Rangers)

You missed the guy Mcnuff.

ballengeich
20-07-2016, 06:41 AM
You missed the guy Mcnuff.

Faycal Rherras deserves a mention too.

Keith_M
20-07-2016, 09:04 AM
Accrington Stanley!! Who are they?


As Ian Rush would say...


...."Exactly!"

hibernia_inn
20-07-2016, 10:05 AM
Hearts rumoured to be signing Tony Watt.. Potential for a Watt-Zeefuik front line.