Let the jokes begin

[theonlywayisup]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3687415/Leicester-City-striker-Joe-Dodoo-excited-prospect-joining-Rangers-loan.html

[Waxy]

We met him on a tuesday and our heart stood still.

[blackpoolhibs]

The Rangers are dead as a Dodoo.

[Fuzzywuzzy]

Milan had Kaka, Celtic had schiedt, sevco have dodoo

[Future17]

Would be a good signing.

[WeeRussell]

Dodoo. Dodoo. Dodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo. Doodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo. Dodoo, Dodoo, Dodoo Dodoo.

HIBEES!

[Deansy]

'Rangers have already made a host of big-name signings this summer' - apart from Barton, WHAT other 'Big-signings' ? - and how MUCH have they shelled-out on these 'Big name signings' ??. Correct me if I'm wrong but have'nt all their signings been on 'Free's - I.E. players NOT wanted by their previous clubs coz they're too old/****/lazy/injury-prone etc, etc ??

[neil7908]

'Rangers have already made a host of big-name signings this summer' - apart from Barton, WHAT other 'Big-signings' ? - and how MUCH have they shelled-out on these 'Big name signings' ??. Correct me if I'm wrong but have'nt all their signings been on 'Free's - I.E. players NOT wanted by their previous clubs coz they're too old/****/lazy/injury-prone etc, etc ??

Hahaha yeah I love that big name signings appear to be a 33 year old who played in the English 2nd tier last season, a 31 year old who was at a team in the American 2nd division, a 38 (!) year old and two boys from Accrington Stanley!

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Is he pronounced "doo-doo", as in, "right up to their blue noses in the doo-doo" or "doe-doe", as in "dead as ..."?

[theonlywayisup]

Hahaha yeah I love that big name signings appear to be a 33 year old who played in the English 2nd tier last season, a 31 year old who was at a team in the American 2nd division, a 38 (!) year old and two boys from Accrington Stanley!

Accrington Stanley!! Who are they?

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Accrington Stanley!! Who are they?


OOOOOH! I saw what you did there! :aok:

[MyJo]

They've already signed Windass they are just following through with this signing.

[snooky]

We met him on a tuesday and our heart stood still.

:faf: :top marks

[Biggie]

They've already signed Windass they are just following through with this signing.

oh dear...they've hit rock bottom with that signing

[jgl07]

The recent signing of Joe Dodoo by Rangers reminded me of other players with crap names, some were referenced above:

Rafael Scheidt (Celtic)
Dunga (Fiorientina)
Mario Turdo (Independente)
Ricardo Kaka (AC Milan)
Lassana Diarrhea (Olympic Marseilles)
Alou Diarrhea (Bordeaux)
Jobby Crossan (Manchester City)
Joe Doodoo (Rangers)
Danny Shi*tu (Queens Park Rangers)
Doudou (Queens Park Rangers)

[Scott Allan Key]

'You've got Doodoo in your pocket!' Do as De La does, Paul Hanlon.

[StevieT]

The recent signing of Joe Dodoo by Rangers reminded me of other players with crap names, some were referenced above:

Rafael Scheidt (Celtic)
Dunga (Fiorientina)
Mario Turdo (Independente)
Ricardo Kaka (AC Milan)
Lassana Diarrhea (Olympic Marseilles)
Alou Diarrhea (Bordeaux)
Jobby Crossan (Manchester City)
Joe Doodoo (Rangers)
Danny Shi*tu (Queens Park Rangers)
Doudou (Queens Park Rangers)

You missed the guy Mcnuff.

[ballengeich]

You missed the guy Mcnuff.

Faycal Rherras deserves a mention too.

[Keith_M]

Accrington Stanley!! Who are they?


As Ian Rush would say...


...."Exactly!"

[hibernia_inn]

Hearts rumoured to be signing Tony Watt.. Potential for a Watt-Zeefuik front line.