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hibees 7062
23-05-2016, 05:52 PM
BREAKING NEWS !
Heart of Midlothian supporters association immediately after the final whistle at Hampden convened an emergency meeting.
The "Hibs obsessed" club on realising that they have now lost their whole fans songbook overnight, lodged an emergency motion requesting ideas for new songs to sing about Hibs.
... The first request was a replacement for the song "since 1902 , since 1902, you've no won the big cup, since 1902.
The suggested replacement at the meeting on Saturday was
"Since quarter to five, since quarter to five, you've no won the big cup since quarter to five"
This was immediately thrown out after angry and fretful exchanges amongst fans. Banging of heads on the conference table took place and loud sobs were heard from outside the room.
As anxiety increased a suggestion was made for the replacement of 114 in a row, it's magic you know.
As the meeting moved into the early hours of Sunday morning a suggestion was made suggestion of
1 day in a row!
This was abandoned as grief stricken Hearts fans openly wept at the realisation of another "classic" lost.
Then came BIG TEAM, BIG CUP , WEE TEAM WEE CUP !
Ambulances and the Samaritans were called after several Hearts fans tried to committ suicide on the realisation that Hibs have now won two of Scotland's 3 major trophies THIS CENTURY while Hearts haven't even managed to win the so called WEE cup in over 54 years .
One Hearts fan suggested HONESTY re this centuries Edinburgh football honours achieved and proposed a Hibs version .
BIG TEAM, BOTH CUPS
JAMBOS 1 CUP.
As we all know however, Hearts dont do honesty and reports are coming in that he was hung from the rafter of their crumbling main stand. The only thing that saved his life, apparently being the rust shelter stands rotting rafter which gave way and he dropped to the ground. As he landed firmly on his head, he is completely fine !
As the meeting entered it's 3rd day (Monday) Further wailing was heard after realising the so called "wee team" will now be entering next seasons Europa league at a later stage than Hearts.
Reports suggest arealisation is now dawning on the Hearts support that when you obsess over a rivals failure to win a trophy and commit your whole being to writing songs about it, when they win it, you now have no fan song book left.
Latest reports from the now embittered congregation of Hearts fans suggest that no solution has yet been found to what is being hailed the greatest crisis in Heart of Midlothian football clubs history.
THE MEETING HOWEVER, IS STILL ONGOING, WITH NO PROSPECT OF AN EARLY SOLUTION, OR IN FACT EVER A SOLUTION, BEING FOUND !

mutley
23-05-2016, 05:53 PM
HAHA saw this on Facebook earlier. Brilliant