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Viva_Palmeiras
06-05-2016, 11:22 PM
If you cant keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you cant trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you cant wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you cant dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you cant think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you cant meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you cant bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you cant make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you cant force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you cant talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you cant fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be evicted from ...... , my son!

;)

Ggtth

Pete
07-05-2016, 12:47 AM
If you can bump charities and local businesses


You'll be a yam my son.

Onion
07-05-2016, 12:49 AM
If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?

Telly Savalas

Ronniekirk
07-05-2016, 06:16 AM
If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?

Telly Savalas

Prefer the version by Bread

Callum7
07-05-2016, 06:18 AM
If my ma was my wife I'd be a jambo.

Ronniekirk
07-05-2016, 06:48 AM
IF Logan and the defence keep a clean sheet ,and Cummings scores a double ,we are through to play Falkirk


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hibs69
07-05-2016, 07:12 AM
If that useless Jambo bstd spark had shown up at the job yesterday, couldve spent the morning in ma pit and went to ER at a leisurely pace.

hibsbollah
07-05-2016, 07:14 AM
IF Logan and the defence keep a clean sheet ,and Cummings scores a double ,we are through to play Falkirk


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Back of the class. I want POETRY BOY!!! :grr:

Ronniekirk
07-05-2016, 07:28 AM
Back of the class. I want POETRY BOY!!! :grr:

IF Hibs win the Cup
We will go Up
But I am still not a Poet
And boy don't i know it

Green grin

Eyrie
07-05-2016, 08:37 AM
I'll sit this thread out as my bard attempts at poetry are crhymenal or even verse.

Giro Playboy
07-05-2016, 08:52 AM
You do know that Rudyard Kipling was a prominent Freemason a bigoted racist and therefore probably a hun.,

munchar
07-05-2016, 08:54 AM
When Raith come to town,
We'll knock their team down,
Then we'll beat Falkirk,
Knock off Houstons smug smirk.
Could we lose to Accies or Killie?,
No, don't be silly.
Hibees Hail, Hail,
I forgot The Holy Grail!
The Rangers are tough,
But not good enough!
Cup and promotion,
Imagine the emotions!
What a great day,
Hearts!!! You have nothing left to say.
⚽️🏆🙏🍻💚

Waxy
07-05-2016, 08:59 AM
Cmon the Hibees
Give them some strife
Send them with tears
Away back to Fife

Viva_Palmeiras
07-05-2016, 09:28 AM
It was in a cafe that they met
Romanov and Juliet
He had no money
to clear the debt
So Romanov owed
What Juliet