Juanma

[SHODAN]

Quite possibly the best performance I've ever seen from a Hearts striker!

That guy was born offside.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

OneMum was absolutely hopeless.

[easty]

Hes diddy.

[bingo70]

Across the two games every one of their forwards were absolutely dreadful, really really bad.

The more I think about it the more I can't get my head round how bad they are.

[aljo7-0]

We should link him up to the electricity grid, the amount of energy he wasted with arm waving throughout was hilarious - thought he was going to take off at one point

[Liam89]

Haha, he was truly abysmal! Moaning at the linesman every time he was flagged for being 2 metres offside.

[Beefster]

Eskilsson-esque.

[Hibs Class]

Was he playing? I thought he was just put on to act as Oxley's ball boy.

[ACLeith]

Come on guys, his performance in the second half was outstanding - as a ball boy 😀

Edit - oops beaten to that comment I'm not Hibs Class!

[NYHibby]

They signed him to a 3 year contract so we'll get to enjoy his fine play for years to come.

[GlesgaeHibby]

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/158397-ratings-v-hibs/

Best player!!! :faf::faf::faf:

[Latapy'sVolley]

mind this?

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/hearts-being-stepping-stone-no-problem-for-boss-1-3817065

best of luck with that big man.

[Pretty Boy]

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/158397-ratings-v-hibs/

Best player!!! :faf::faf::faf:

They really know nowt about football.

Makes Rowan Vine look like Luis Suarez.

[Bayern Bru]

JuanNil.

[hfc rd]

Him and that other striker up front looked absolutely rank-rotten! Just like that club in general.

[Hermit Crab]

Him and that other striker up front looked absolutely rank-rotten! Just like that club in general.


The other boy was a bit nippy on his toes, did cause us a few issues.

[3pm]

Went to a night out in August, the Jambo in the room told me Juan-nah would play in the English Premiership. Just the lower half though.

[Billy Whizz]

Quite possibly the best performance I've ever seen from a Hearts striker!

That guy was born offside.

Got highest ratings from the Hearts official site

[3pm]

The other boy was a bit nippy on his toes, did cause us a few issues.

Did he leave the shower running?

[hfc rd]

The other boy was a bit nippy on his toes, did cause us a few issues.


Fair enough HC. I just felt both McGregor and Hanlon had them in their back pockets. Didn't feel any sort of pressure from them both.

[Mikey09]

I could have done the job that imposter did tonight!! He moaned, dived, waved his hands about a lot and ran offside constantly. 3 year deal you say?! :faf::faf::faf:

[My_Wife_Camille]

Was genuinely a bit concerned about coming up against him tonight.

**** knows why because he's absolutely murder. Up ye

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

He's rotten. Since Robertson, they really have had a stream of utterly pish strikers. Glad they let Cummings go though, pretty much sums up their knowledge of strikers

[matty_f]

He's pish.