Caption Competition

[Dan Sarf]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

[dangermouse]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

I wonder if I could get a part in the new Dad's Army film?

[Sudds_1]

I never knew Rod had a twin.........with hair.

[Franck Stanton]

Now what excuse can I give for finding Stokes not guilty and jailing the other guy for hitting his face off of his fist 14 times.

[iwasthere1972]

Whaurs Spit the Dug?

[Captain Trips]

"They have had how many penalties?"

[H18S NX]

I'm glad they can't see what you are doing under the desk mr King.

[BH Hibs]

They'll never see my apron under this

[hibbypostie]

where um a gonny ma git cheap sports gear now

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

I am really cut out for a long stint on the bench. Maybes I will call Scott Allan and compare notes.

[Scouse Hibee]

That scouser in the dock has the same tache as me but his hair is better.

[Jim44]

It's a bit draughty with the jolly old left trouser leg rolled up.

[Bostonhibby]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

Does this moustache make me look stupid?

[Eyrie]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

"Now that I've perfected the slug balancing, I just need to get it a little sparkly costume."

[Hibrandenburg]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

Bobby Smith's first peroxide perm.

[HoboHarry]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

Huh, even when I'm not Dave King ventriloquist dummy I still talk s***e......

[Jonnyboy]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

Up you Ashley, you're staff sold me this as the Arsenal home kit

[Bostonhibby]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?
Does my bum look big in this?

[PatHead]

Can I get the Stokes case? Need to lock him up to stop our beloved Rangers losing the league.

[FranckSuzy]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

These nipple tassels don't half tickle.

[Hibbyradge]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Captain Trips]

What do you call a Judge with no balls?....,.................. Justice Dick

[iwasthere1972]

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What is Justice Peter Smith thinking?

Mr Houston I sentence you to six months hard labour for opening your gob before reviewing the evidence.

[GreenLake]

I just farted