He's Only A Poor Little Jambo

[doddsy]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

[Since90+2]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he

Its a shame.

That's brutal.

[lyonhibs]

That's brutal.

I always wonder what possesses people to apply their perceived lyrical gifts to football songs.

The results are, almost without exception, appalling.

[Thecat23]

That's brutal.

😂 Don't hold back now!

[Colr]

I always wonder what possesses people to apply their perceived lyrical gifts to football songs.

The results are, almost without exception, appalling.

Reminds me that I saw this:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/12071596/Bonnie-Lou-rockabilly-singer-obituary.html

Sure there was a Hibs version but can't recall precisely.

[GreenArmy1875]

We are Hibs we are fun we have Celtic on the run

[lyonhibs]

Reminds me that I saw this:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/12071596/Bonnie-Lou-rockabilly-singer-obituary.html

Sure there was a Hibs version but can't recall precisely.

Said Bertie Mee to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the mental Hibees

Na na na etceteras

Unless I'm getting my tunes mixed up??

[Scouse Hibee]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.


Not for me thanks. :no way:

[merchiston]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

With all due respect I think my 3 year old grandson could do better than that.

[allezsauzee]

Was there not a similar song sung back in the early 80s? maybe earlier

[iwasthere1972]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.


Not for me either. I agree that it's shocking.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I always wonder what possesses people to apply their perceived lyrical gifts to football songs.

The results are, almost without exception, appalling.

Very much this.

[Sir David Gray]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

15821

[BS44]

Was there not a similar song sung back in the early 80s? maybe earlier

There was a song to the same tune for the one season wonder that was Willie Irvine, 20 odd goals 1983.

[Carheenlea]

Said Jambo stinks as much as the song itself :hilarious

Still better than anything I can come up with though to be fair.

[CRAZYHIBBY]

Thats a rank offering

[Waxy]

His name is Willie Irvine
Hes known as the king of them all
When hes on the ball
We all shout for goal
Coz Willies the king of them all


Eh eh
Willie Irvine eh

Mind?

[bawheid]

Anybody penning a song about how smelly the jambos are gets the thumbs up from me.

[Pete]

15821

It's only going to get better/worse (delete as appropriate) as the night goes on.

[Sir David Gray]

It's only going to get better/worse (delete as appropriate) as the night goes on.

Unfortunately the original post was made just before 12pm today. :greengrin

[Thecat23]

They shafted so many, poppies and all,
They have no shame even after their fall.

Horrible club with horrible fans,
Thrashing themselves over some bat called Anne.

Their time will come, when things will catch up,
And us all the Hibees will be laughing like ****! 😁👍🏼

I just wanted to add another piss poem since I'm doing nowt else tonight.

[Peevemor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jambos stink
And huns do too.

Aaayhankyaw!

[poolman]

New Song sung to the tune of 'He's only a poor little Sparrow' by the Ramblers 1979. The edited bits rhymes with Bright.

'He's only a poor little Jambo
All *****y and smelly is he
You don't want to go
Where he goes before
All *****y and smelly is he.
It's a shame.

He really should follow the Hibees
All style and substance are we
We're clean and we're bright
we don't smell like *****
A poor little Jambo is he
Its a shame.

Jings WTF

[Hermit Crab]

Absolutely howling.

[Alfred E Newman]

This thread is as cringeworthy as last nights Only an Excuse.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I bet the OP wishes he hadnae bothered now. :-)