Travel from Fife to Alloa

[mim]

Anyone travelling from Fife to Alloa, please note that there are roadworks approaching Dunfermline from Halbeath.
Avoid at all costs.

[Silky]

Again! Has that no been dug up more than Fred West's garden!

[Dashing Bob S]

It might also be worthwhile to note that Scotland's transport infrastructure is third world standard, thus making every short jaunt in the central belt a potential nightmare.