Best political jokes

[Hibbyradge]

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[ronaldo7]

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[Hibbyradge]

I was wanting a thread for real jokes. You know, the type deliberately devised to make people laugh.

Stop it...:greengrin

[Mibbes Aye]

I bet there's lots of personal ones, maybe less generic ones although there are two I always remember.

Mark Twain, I think "...Politicians and diapers should be changed often, for the same reason"

There's another one I think was by Clinton, but it sounds like it could have been older, something like "...Being president is like being in charge of a cemetery - you've lots of people under you but no one is listening"

And the personal one I remember is Herbert Morrison spearing Clement Attlee "...a modest man, with much to be modest about"

EDIT - not sure if the last one was Morrison actually, but bordering on Wildean anyway :greengrin

[Pretty Boy]

The Tory government is much like a rainbow.

It may look good from a distance but on closer inspection it has no real substance, you can see right through it and it's only there because of the sun.

[Hibbyradge]

The Tory government is much like a rainbow.

It may look good from a distance but on closer inspection it has no real sunstance, you can see right through it and it's only there because of the sun.

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