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Dan Sarf
22-07-2015, 05:17 PM
From BBC Sport: New Hearts signing Igor Rossi told Hearts website: "I am a leader, I play aggressively, with passion, and I like the ball at my feet to play from the back. From what I have seen, this is the Hearts way."

I fear poor Igor may have been slightly misled. Would anyone on here care to enlighten him? I'm sure he would appreciate it.

:greengrin

Smartie
22-07-2015, 05:26 PM
"I am 8 foot 3 inches tall, weigh 18 stone, I have 3 of my own teeth left and I was chased out of my previous club when they found out about the long and varied list of sex offences I had committed in the past. I only needed to hear Craig Levein scream the word "hoof" once to know that I had come to the right place".

Pretty Boy
22-07-2015, 05:31 PM
Tbd Levein like his players to have the ball at their feet to play from the back as well.

As long as that involves a defenders foot lumping the ball as far away from the back as possible.

HIBERNIAN-0762
22-07-2015, 05:50 PM
A Brazilian called Igor? Rossi?

:hilarious

Pete
22-07-2015, 06:00 PM
I don't think any club has a particular "way", it's different managers who have different styles.

I'm not sure what hearts games this boy watched. If it was the derbies then maybe he's not found out that hearts don't play in green and white.

emerald green
22-07-2015, 06:14 PM
Igor - he was Frankenstein's assistant. I wonder how similar they are?

NadeAteMyLunch!
22-07-2015, 06:20 PM
Who?

Hibernia&Alba
22-07-2015, 07:01 PM
Igor - he was Frankenstein's assistant. I wonder how similar they are?

Aye, a guy called Igor will be perfectly at home amongst all the Igors in the crowd. Criminally ugly bunch.

Bostonhibby
22-07-2015, 07:01 PM
Tbd Levein like his players to have the ball at their feet to play from the back as well.

As long as that involves a defenders foot lumping the ball as far away from the back as possible.
Ah, yes, otherwise known as the potter strategy. A keeper, 5 defenders; 5 defensive midfielders, and er that's it really, not a Scooby, but it'll do for Scotland.

AinsterHibs
22-07-2015, 08:04 PM
"I am 8 foot 3 inches tall, weigh 18 stone, I have 3 of my own teeth left and I was chased out of my previous club when they found out about the long and varied list of sex offences I had committed in the past. I only needed to hear Craig Levein scream the word "hoof" once to know that I had come to the right place".


Funny as :not worth:not worth:not worth

McKenzie
22-07-2015, 08:12 PM
I don't think any club has a particular "way", it's different managers who have different styles.

I'm not sure what hearts games this boy watched. If it was the derbies then maybe he's not found out that hearts don't play in green and white.

Only a unique few do I would say. Barcelona, Ajax and Swansea being a couple of the top of my head. Certainly no Scottish club has a way.

Waxy
22-07-2015, 08:48 PM
I've a hunch they're going to be pretty average.

flash
22-07-2015, 10:14 PM
I've a hunch they're going to be pretty average.

That's fitting as most of their fans have a hunch too.

Hibernia&Alba
22-07-2015, 10:16 PM
That's fitting as most of their fans have a hunch too.

And Igor certainly will have.

Eyrie
22-07-2015, 10:18 PM
I've a hunch they're going to be pretty average.

The one thing they won't be is pretty, either on the field or in the fashion stakes.

mca
22-07-2015, 10:58 PM
The one thing they won't be is pretty, either on the field or in the fashion stakes.


Aye.. But I Reckon They Will Gather Points in the Process !!! :cool2:

They Really Do Know How To Polish a Turd...

Nevi_SOL
22-07-2015, 11:04 PM
Who?

scored twice in martimo's match v benfica

http://www.footballzz.co.uk/jogo.php?id=2256737