Up a gumtree......on Gumtree

[SanFranHibs]

Like a challenge? A job with long term prospects? Wanted: Miracle worker. If you have a magic staff of Gandalf or the wooden staff of Moses we might just have the perfect job you.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/general-jobs/stadium-maintenance-assistant/1124905531

Breathing apparatus provided.

[CallumLaidlaw]

Love how you need to be a joiner basically. Aye, to keep that flippin' stand up

[Pete]

Where is that list of people they bumped?

Maybe a local business or tradesman on there should be offered the job at an enhanced rate.

[Famous Fiver]

This means they already have a stadium maintenance manager!!!! Not doing a very good job by my reckoning.

Didn't I see some notable (was it Gary Locke?) with paintbrush in hand at one time?

[Deansy]

Like a challenge? A job with long term prospects? Wanted: Miracle worker. If you have a magic staff of Gandalf or the wooden staff of Moses we might just have the perfect job you.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/general-jobs/stadium-maintenance-assistant/1124905531

Breathing apparatus provided.

'..... skills in joinery will be advantageous'

However, if you have a rudimentary knowledge of the 'ELASTOPLAST' - the job's yours and you can name your salary and the hours you'd care to work.

[SaulGoodman]

Seeing how I've just finished an apprenticeship and am going by to be out of a job I might apply for this.

Sorry, guys.

Although if anyone can point me in the direction of a similar job at ER that would be 100x better :greengrin

[Lester B]

Can think of easier jobs that trying to fix the unfixable midden that is that place.

Trying to nail a large blancmange to a ceiling.

Trying to put an octopus into a crisp bag.

you know, stuff like that

[Famous Fiver]

Saul

As long as you hide some Hibby memorabilia round the place, I for one will forgive you!!!!

[Franck Stanton]

Was offered the job and was just about to accept when they pointed out I would have to be there when they had a game, phutt that, have to watch them every home game, nah cannae see it.

[Pete]

Too late lads, position has been filled.


Rudi Skacel is officially back at the Saviles.

[NAE NOOKIE]

Nothing in that ad about experience working with asbestos ...... strange :confused:

[Franck Stanton]

Seems a perfect position for the return of "Ian -I'll paint this place maroon- Black". Hear he is now a free agent.

[Ozyhibby]

Seeing how I've just finished an apprenticeship and am going by to be out of a job I might apply for this.

Sorry, guys.

Although if anyone can point me in the direction of a similar job at ER that would be 100x better :greengrin

Don't think I'd trust myself inside Tynecastle with hammer. [emoji3]

[iwasthere1972]

I've got experience of changing a light bulb.

[Jim44]

They omitted: Salary - intermittent.:greengrin

[Pretty Boy]

Too late lads, position has been filled.


Rudi Skacel is officially back at the Saviles.

Doing out of the goodness of his heart for the club he loves no doubt. Just like his help for the FOH.

First class flights from Prague for him and his missus, a few nights in the Balmoral and free drinks all night was a small price to pay to raise a couple of grand. And to think he'd only milked them dry for about 5 years beforehand.

What a hero.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Proficient in English eh? Finally - the janny speaks better English than the managerial team.

[Hibs History]

I've got experience of changing a light bulb.

I've painted steps!

Maybe we could job share?!

[Eyrie]

The position involves assisting the team in maintaining facilities in a safe operating environment
Does the Advertising Standards Authority know about that claim?

[WellingtonHibby]

Proficient in English eh? Finally - the janny speaks better English than the managerial team.

"proficient in THE English "

[SquashedFrogg]

They omitted: Salary - intermittent.:greengrin

Paid in loose change every 12th of November apparently

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

Full time, or part time

They've thought this through.

[cabbageandribs1875]

it's not a joiner the poppy thieves need, it's a demolition ball


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[Hibrandenburg]

This means they already have a stadium maintenance manager!!!!

Think that might actually be my nephew.

[Famous Fiver]

Tell him he is doing a great job!!!!

Keep that stinking midden exactly as it is. Asbestos ridden death trap (allegedly).

[emerald green]

"In-house maintenance assistant". :faf: More like s***house maintenance assistant.