This Weeks Caption Competition

[spike220]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

[lord bunberry]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg
I'll have two bacon rolls and a tea, and dinnae forget the sugar this time Kenny.

[Sammy7nil]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

Whilst Stu was content to camp it up, Gordon preferred pocket billiards.

[Fergos]

Look Kenny.....im a little teapot....

GGTTH

[Hibbyradge]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

You put your left leg in...

[The Sundance Kid]

The SFA's surprise choice for referee and fourth official for the playoffs discuss a decision

[scm70nyd1973]

Kenny - why TF has Juke Box got a false pair of tits in his pockets - no need coz we've got plenty of real ones on that team sheet of yours !

[Keith_M]

"He's no followin' instructions, Boss. It says here quite clearly that we're supposed to get a 90th minute penalty"

[J-C]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg


It's no use Kenny I can't concentrate, I can still hear Durie behind me playing wi his baws

[MyJo]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

"It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the riiiiight........c'mon boys you know the next part"

[Keith_M]

"Hey Boss, what's this in yir letter aboot 'Gardening Leave'?"

[Hibbyradge]

"Hey Boss, what's this in yir letter aboot 'Gardening Leave'?"

:hilarious

:top marks

[scm70nyd1973]

]http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg[Breaking news at Castle Grey Skull - Guy in blue cap grabs a pair o' baws whilst guy in black jacket tries to grab a red tw#t ]

[3pm]

How long did you play in the dump Kenny?

[Bostonhibby]

New Village People tribute act fail to appreciate the significance of cowboy, Indian and police costumes.

[Pretty Boy]

New cast for return of BBCs Ground Force moves a step closer.

[HappyAsHellas]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

According to the plans this moss ridden brick wa' here is the most structurally sound thing in this dump

[Greentinted]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

- Big Jig's no lookin too happy Kenny.
- Aye, well that's cos ye didnae pull him off at half-time.

[snooky]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

Headline : "Swollen Testicle Virus hits Ibrox"

[Bostonhibby]

Kenny, which one of us is going to tell Gordon that breast implants are normally done a bit higher up?

[jodjam]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

So Kenny. You played for gers, hertz & airdrie. You've passed the fit and proddy person test

[Craig_HFC]

"Kenny, does standing in this position help take people's attention away from my horrendous ginger mullet?"

[FranckSuzy]

"And next up, on Bigot's Got Talent, is......"

[JimBHibees]

So Kenny. You played for gers, hertz & airdrie. You've passed the fit and proddy person test

Lol :not worth

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

So Mike Ashley wants us to wear this gear and stand where?

[hibees 7062]

You finished that time sheet yet

[lord bunberry]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

Av goat a fax here fae someone called Vladimir.

[jabis]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

right,that's jig on......after 3..........booooooooooo

[Joe6-2]

One step, two step, do it with a bing bang bong!

[Viva_Palmeiras]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

At a time when there was a short supply of balls to go round, the Rangers turned to Gordon who had found new purpose in life as a Viz character.

[iwasthere1972]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

Are you sure that the Hibees have just scored their third goal. Bollocks.

[Ronniekirk]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3765281.1430937270%21/image/3292000098.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/3292000098.jpg

Gordon Durie is thinking I love that Chinese Philosopher Confuscious Who Say Man With Hole In Pocket Feel Cocky All Day .

[RCNG]

The staff at The Rangers try to figure out who finished the last of this week's Lucozade.

[Scouse Hibee]

Check that fixture list again this is not Easter ****** road, I told you Coisty wasn't a coach never mind a coach driver, where the **** are we?

[Ronster117]

"Durie" why can't the Rangers pay me with pound notes instead of two Bob bits

[famous_fife_hibby]

"Ah wish Ah hud a can o lager and a mini bus to stand on"

[O'Rourke3]

On holiday with the rest of the Addams Family, Thing finds himself standing in effluence.

[SanFranHibs]

McCall- this is f****n ridiculous. We stand up for a minute and some SNP candidates have taken our seats!

Credit: an election night tweet.