Bit fun - Which footballer would youdescribed yourself as.

[iwasthere1972]

Should have said 'Which footballer would you have described yourself as' Or something along those lines.

A bit fun.

I based myself on Peter Cormack but without the slightly camp run. :greengrin. Good with the ball at my feet and equally good in the air. Headers were my speciality. Could have out jumped the Jolly Green Giant if need be. :agree:

[SteveHFC]

I play like Scott Brown in midfield and like Nade upfront.

[mca]

I Can Drink Like George best.. :wink:

[Speedy]

Grant Hanley. Not very good but a decent sized lump who can get in the road of some shots.

[Jdawg]

Obertan, I think I'm great, left footed, can do a few stepovers and tricks but generally lacking in end product.

[Hibs Class]

Andy Ritchie, I'm pure class but an under achiever

[InterviewLoI]

Zeefuik because I'm ridiculously overweight but bang in the goals.

[Pretty Boy]

Darren Anderton.

Max 3 games before I pick up another niggly injury hence why I've managed about 7 games in 3 years. We'd need to open a seperate forum for me to list every injury I've had.

[7062]

Beckham. I'm tidy.

Edit: Na, I'm no really.

[jdships]

willie ormond

[Scott Allan Key]

The only trick I can do is the Cruyff turn. So Jordi Cruyff then.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Robin Friday.

[The_Horde]

Charlie Miller

[The_Horde]

Nah but seriously, rudi skacel..

[Hibeesmad]

Ian Murray, take no *****

[portyhibernian]

Zidane, post retirement though.

[snooky]

Kinda like Derek Johnston aka Tadpole.
All head and nae feet.
TBH, Stephen Hawkins would get picked before me.

[marinello59]

Billy Dane. Minus the magic boots though.
(One for the older guys probably.)

[heretoday]

Should have said 'Which footballer would you have described yourself as' Or something along those lines.

A bit fun.

I based myself on Peter Cormack but without the slightly camp run. :greengrin. Good with the ball at my feet and equally good in the air. Headers were my speciality. Could have out jumped the Jolly Green Giant if need be. :agree:

You can't be Cormack without the run! I remember us lot waltzing about like ballet dancers in the playground in order to emulate our hero. Same with Willie Hamilton without the bevvy - it's not right!

[Eyrie]

Long time since I last played, but without being big-headed I'd say I was almost in Ali Dia's class.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Ron Jeremy.

[Greencore]

Alan orman.

[3pm]

Surprised to see Adam Johnson is missing. Probably camnae post from jail though I suppose.

[Michael]

Pa Kujabi because I should be left back (in the dressing room).

[Jim44]

Malpas - greetin' faced, grumpy old bar steward. :greengrin

[Golden Bear]

Malpas - greetin' faced, grumpy old bar steward. :greengrin

Well said that man!

[Bad Habits]

Flabby Alonso

[Thecat23]

As a keeper I'll say courtois mixed with Zibbi 👋🏼😁

[Jim44]

Malpas - greetin' faced, grumpy old bar steward. :greengrin


Well said that man!

I forgot to add ' with a soft centre and heart of gold '. :greengrin

[HoboHarry]

Martin Buchan, even though I am over 50 I can still play the sweeper role to perfection. Honest.

[Mentalbarnett]

Robbie Savage. Playing hockey I was sweeper and sent off 5 times for taking out the attacker

[silverhibee]

Dennis Bergkamp. :cb

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

Poor mans Boozy...

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Ivan Sproule or that Tokelo Rantie that used to play for Malmo! Frightening pace 🏃🏻💨

[Forza Fred]

Tony Higgins, who was described as being ....

"like a lighthouse in the desert, brilliant at times, but totally useless!"

[matty_f]

Billy Dane. Minus the magic boots though.
(One for the older guys probably.)

:aok: in that case I'm Kevin 'Mighty' Mouse with the build and eyesight but not the ability.

[lucky]

Fat mans Robbo

[The_Exile]

Pirlo. I'm a baldy so would love his flowing locks and epic facial hair. Would be a distant bonus having his unbelievable fottballing ability!

[woodyhfc4892]

Would have to say a poor mans Pepe.

Not the best footballer but know how to tackle and hate people that dive.. :wink:

[God Petrie]

Maradona when he was fat and shooting journalists.

[Pete]

Dean Holdsworth.

[Hibrandenburg]

Ally McLeod, I'm about as fast as a snail on crutches but my momentum is hard to brake when I eventually get moving.

[ManBearPig]

John burridge. A mad goalie who loves to wind up strikers.

[Alfred E Newman]

Benny Brazil. Tried my best and gave 100% but bloody useless.

[spike220]

A really slow Kajabi

[Hibstrooper]

I'd like to think I'm a modern day Chris Jackson

[Calum68]

Razor Ruddock. I'm about the same size as he is now.

[ManBearPig]

I'd like to think I'm a modern day Chris Jackson

Hahaha reaching for the stars there trooper. Could've went for Andy millen whilst we are down memory lane

[davidw]

Gordon Ramsay

[rotherhamrob]

Phil Thompson, not only was I a defender but you should see the size of my snot box

[davidw]

Gordon Ramsay

[My_Wife_Camille]

Liam Craig - I'm ginger, my own mother hates me and I only show up at Hibs games about 3 times a season

[The_Sauz]

In my heyday! I was like John Brownlie but with a long throw like Shades :agree:

[lord bunberry]

Tony Higgins, who was described as being ....

"like a lighthouse in the desert, brilliant at times, but totally useless!"
:faf::faf:

[Scouse Hibee]

Roy Race, on paper I could say I was brilliant but in reality I am that bad that I would never exist in a real game.

[frazeHFC]

When I used to play school football it was left mid or left back, so I always used to watch and learn from Riordan and Murphy, although a lot less successfully. :tee hee:

[DH1875]

Carlos Valderrama. Class act but as slow as **** :greengrin.

[Billychaotic182]

Kenny Miller. Run about like a dafty but couldn't finish my dinner

[ancient hibee]

Now that I'm getting on a bit I no longer have the grace of Gordon Smith or the determination of Lawrie Reilly,the speed of Joe Baker,the heading ability of Alan Gordon or the ferocious shooting of Jimmy O'Rourke.So it'll have to be Benny Brazil(without the skill of course).

[Hiber-nation]

In my mind I'm Jackie Mac in his pomp but I'm more a poor man's Sean O'Hanlon.

[Chuck Rhoades]

Sodje, as it's tucked in my sock.

[heidtheba]

Hans eskilson. So bad that people laughing at me put me off.

Or Monty the penguin.


Seriosuly loved playing but when my mates team were a defender short he decided they were better playing with one less player than they were if I turned out for them.


Tragic. If I'd been more brilliant I'd still have been keech.

[villager]

Teddy sheringham on a good day, Colin Nish on a bad day.

[biggie1875]

Andy goram- the flying pig

[Keith_M]

Definitely Benny Brazil.


Run about like a headless Chicken and in the last minute of the game, when all that's needed is to boot the ball up the park to waste the last few minutes to qualify for the next round of the cup, give away a needless corner, leading to a goal and defeat after extra-time.

[--------]

Shape - Puskas. (Fat and bald.)

For pace - Colin Murdock on a bad day.

Ball control - Amadou Konte.

Heading ability - Jimmy Johnstone.

Application and team spirit - Joe Harper. (None, in other words.)

The John Prescott of football, me.

[Wilson]

Shape - Puskas. (Fat and bald.)

For pace - Colin Murdock on a bad day.

Ball control - Amadou Konte.

Heading ability - Jimmy Johnstone.

Application and team spirit - Joe Harper. (None, in other words.)

The John Prescott of football, me.

I think Bobby Williamson will be along to swap Deek for you in a second :)

I'll be Chic Charnley because I'm handsome and trim. That and if you come at me with a sword I'll take it off you and shove it sideways up your @*$*.

[Smartie]

Dean Windass.

Parp.

:trumpet:

[Lee]

Dave McPherson.....had my moments at the back but - all in all - I was a bit of a donkey :greengrin

[Stranraer]

Taribo West :greengrin a big central defender but not very good!