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HappyAsHellas
13-04-2015, 02:16 AM
After a couple of dodgy results, some posters on here were lamenting about the gunts attitude to games with the emphasis being on their totally professional outlook in the way that they have their players doing extra training sessions. Much as I would hate to urinate on someones roses, it was blindingly obvious today that the third and previously thought mysterious **** training session is solely concerned with the shameful displaying of that medical condition known as contactiumdropsy.
This apparently severe and debillitating medical condition occurs when someone comes into contact ( or not Mr Walker ) with your person. When the contact is made, the sufferer immediately falls to the ground in the reminiscent manner of a roll of lino toppling over, and may on occasion roll about for a bit, or even lay prone as if hit by a sniper, Mr Paterson (young Rolf to his friends).
Under no circumstances whatsoever should this condition impede the sudden rash impulse to kick or lash out at anything that resembles talent.
In short my dear friends, we have waited for many a moon, anticipating the time when the pendulum of righteousness would swing back in our favour and it finally arrived this season. The gunts know in their heart of hearts that we are simply superior in every area of the pitch. Their little brown sheriffs badges are knitting jerseys at the thought of us getting promoted this season. We are truly on the cusp of something quite remarkable: the equilibrium of all things football being rightly restored to the finest team on planet earth.
So let us not frown when the gunts are rolling around on the grass at Heriot Watt because the hockey team have requisitioned their facilities, let us celebrate the fact that we are Hibernian F.C.