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California-Hibs
12-04-2015, 04:50 PM
How absolutely brutal was he?! Total garbage...Maybe this is why?



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Gatecrasher
12-04-2015, 04:51 PM
I was gutted when they took him off, he offered nothing.

Franck Stanton
12-04-2015, 04:54 PM
Sure he was in a paper during the week saying he was going to score the winning goal in a 0-1 victory before returning to his parent club at end of season. Oh REALLY. :na na:

DaveF
12-04-2015, 04:56 PM
He looked like he had eaten Christian Nade, such was his waistline.

gaz1875
12-04-2015, 04:57 PM
How absolutely brutal was he?! Total garbage...Maybe this is why?



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Bwahahaha

emerald green
12-04-2015, 04:57 PM
He's utter gash.

GlasgowHibee
12-04-2015, 05:17 PM
I'm gonna stick my neck out and say something opposite. I think there's actually a player in there, albeit under a lot of lard and fat. But all the credit has to go to our two centre backs who completely marked him out the game and stopped him playing.

Thecat23
12-04-2015, 05:19 PM
He is utter gash, only scores against part time teams!! Hope they keep him.

loanheadhibby
12-04-2015, 05:27 PM
How absolutely brutal was he?! Total garbage...Maybe this is why?



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big striker? Try massive.

Sir David Gray
12-04-2015, 05:53 PM
I'm gonna stick my neck out and say something opposite. I think there's actually a player in there, albeit under a lot of lard and fat. But all the credit has to go to our two centre backs who completely marked him out the game and stopped him playing.

There probably was a player in there, he probably ate him.

Jack Hackett
12-04-2015, 05:57 PM
There probably was a player in there, he probably ate him.

:tee hee:
:nade:

portycabbage
12-04-2015, 06:09 PM
His arse is ginormous.

Eyrie
12-04-2015, 06:17 PM
I'm gonna stick my neck out and say something opposite. I think there's actually a player in there, albeit under a lot of lard and fat. But all the credit has to go to our two centre backs who completely marked him out the game and stopped him playing.

Yes, but what should he be playing?

Tight head in rugby? Nose tackle in the NFL? Sumo wrestling? Because on today's evidence he's not a footballer.

lord bunberry
12-04-2015, 06:20 PM
I think he's the fattest footballer I've seen.

Jonnyboy
12-04-2015, 06:21 PM
There probably was a player in there, he probably ate him.

:greengrin

Let's face it, he's just a fat Christian Nade

Libby Hibby
12-04-2015, 07:05 PM
He got put on his backside early on by Fontaine and didn't fancy it after that.

Very poor shape of a man that is supposed to be a pro footballer.

It ain't all muscle.

Northernhibee
12-04-2015, 07:12 PM
All of a sudden he's gone from the best thing since sliced bread to someone that they'd pay £300k to not play for them again according to Sickbag. Pleasing.

ano hibby
12-04-2015, 07:26 PM
I thought we were very mature not singing a song about the lack of salads in his diet or the number of forklifts required to lift him up for a header :)
Obviously learnt our lesson from the Nade baiting this season!
Good to see the support maturing in this way :)

Capt Mainwaring
12-04-2015, 07:47 PM
Poor mans Mark Yardley!

Wit a size of a backside!

BOB MARLEYS DUG
12-04-2015, 07:52 PM
Who?

CraigHibee
12-04-2015, 08:05 PM
i'm sure he must have had his shorts custom made, he has the biggest arse i have ever seen! its about 4 times the size of that guys in the money supermarket advert!