Kris Boyd

[essexhibee]

Anyone else take as much pleasure as me in seeing how far the fat odious prick has fallen?!

Looks totally finished couldn't hit a barn door. The cheek to try and complain about a elbow from Hanlon when he's been doing worse for years. Very pleasing to see.

[Northernhibee]

Scored as many league goals this season as Lewis 'Goal Machine' Stevenson.

Still, he's scored one more than Mark Oxley so a half decent return.

[Swedish hibee]

Did you see all the sweat on him :confused: Fit. I think not.

[warwickboy]

Anyone else take as much pleasure as me in seeing how far the fat odious prick has fallen?!

Looks totally finished couldn't hit a barn door. The cheek to try and complain about a elbow from Hanlon when he's been doing worse for years. Very pleasing to see.

Yep, and, erm, yep.

Note: Killie fan. Karma ensuing.

[Jonnyboy]

Anyone else take as much pleasure as me in seeing how far the fat odious prick has fallen?!

Looks totally finished couldn't hit a barn door. The cheek to try and complain about a elbow from Hanlon when he's been doing worse for years. Very pleasing to see.

Totally agree J. He epitomises everything about the manky club he plays for :agree:

[Winston Ingram]

He's shaved off the neck of his beard to mak it look like he has a jaw line🍦🍩🍮🍫🍭🍰🍪🍕🍔🍟🍗🍖🍺🍤

[lucky]

Very poor again tonight. Not half the player he was last season

[Jim44]

Did you see all the sweat on him :confused: Fit. I think not.

The punters over on FF are commenting on this.

[AK86]

He's a fat useless washed up mess
and he's ripping sevco off for thousands a week so he ain't all bad ,,,:na na:

[KSA Hibee]

one word ..... cn*t !!

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

Seemed ok at Killie,
Got his move to the huns and came over as a complete d1ck.
Back to Kille last season, did a few interviews and thought "he's no that bad"
Returned to "the rangers"... pattern re-emerges.

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

The punters over on FF are commenting on this.

A gym monkey once told me fit people sweat more as this is how their bodies process the excess heat produced by physical exertion.

He's just very, very fit.

[Jack Hackett]

Seemed ok at Killie,
Got his move to the huns and came over as a complete d1ck.
Back to Kille last season, did a few interviews and thought "he's no that bad"
Returned to "the rangers"... pattern re-emerges.


It's in the DNA....just that wee bit closer to the chimp than normal people

[Pete]

I actually find it hard to stop laughing whenever I think of him.

He was substituted tonight because of chafing.

[Frazerbob]

He's a friend of friend and apparently is absolutely hating it back at Ibrox. Big ironic cheers when he was subbed tonight. He still coaches one of the youth teams at Killie and is supposed to be going back there next season. Wages being paid by QTS, their main sponsor. The guy that owns QTS is a local lad but massive Hun by all accounts and loves 'Boydy'. Killie fans still love him too. He seems to be their equivalent of Deek.

[banarc7062]

Did you see all the sweat on him :confused: Fit. I think not.

Come on cannae be expected to train as well as f##t about as well.😂

[07BigD]

Too much ching

[Pete]

A gym monkey once told me fit people sweat more as this is how their bodies process the excess heat produced by physical exertion.

He's just very, very fit.

It's just unfortunate that this is the same way that the body processes sausage and egg doublers.

Edit: joking aside he needs to leave that graveyard to get his career back on track. He hasn't just turned into a bad player overnight and some places just aren't suitable for whatever reason.

[mca]

I Don't Like KB.. Always Been a Dirty Player when angry... Can remember a Thread about us having him.... :wink:

[21.05.2016]

Finished. The only word I can use to describe him tbh. An unfit big oaf of a laddie.

[portycabbage]

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[Baader]

So finished its untrue. Dean Shiels on the bench with this lumbering idiot up front with Miller? Very funny.

[Eyrie]

Fortunately his elbows were as accurate as his shots tonight.

[coco22]

Still chuckle when I recall the thread about 'caretaker' coach Kris Boyd and his Ibrox training regime of: 9.00am - fried breakfast; 11.00am - fried breakfast; 2.00pm -nap; 4.00pm - jobbie. 😂😂😂😭😭

[Canongatehibs]

He is a fart of Hun.

[Sir David Gray]

He's finished.

Last season, the chances he had tonight would have been buried.

Garbage.

[Northernhibee]

Mind how he celebrated his goal vs us in the last league game of last season?

GIRFUY you fat, talentless, greeting faced flabby lard arsed **** ugly moaning mess with a ***** beard, two sizes too small shirt and a face that looks like a Mr Potato Head that's been fire damaged and smacked in the face with a ****ing shovel for two solid hours.

:giruy2:

[Wee Fatty]

To think there were some (McCoist especially)who though him and Miller would score for fun in the Championship. As for Zaliukas, I'm still peshing myself at that 'shot'.

[warwickboy]

He's a friend of friend and apparently is absolutely hating it back at Ibrox. Big ironic cheers when he was subbed tonight. He still coaches one of the youth teams at Killie and is supposed to be going back there next season. Wages being paid by QTS, their main sponsor. The guy that owns QTS is a local lad but massive Hun by all accounts and loves 'Boydy'. Killie fans still love him too. He seems to be their equivalent of Deek.


This exactly.

Like Broono, Whittaker, Thomson, Riordan and on and on.

He came in to the main stand at RP when we played Hamilton in December, after the Hibs had romped their way to that 4-0 win over Sevco. Didn't appear to be too upset, given he was waving to folk and laughing.

Still coaching at RP as you say.

A St holder at ER told me at the end of last season that Hibs were interested in taking him. Seemed genuinely excited by the idea. 15 goals for Killie in a moribund season remember (including THAT goal, which we won't mention).

Sad. The guy is/was a finisher, and his move to Scotland's joke club has been a disaster.

[HiBremian]

Mind how he celebrated his goal vs us in the last league game of last season?

GIRFUY you fat, talentless, greeting faced flabby lard arsed **** ugly moaning mess with a ***** beard, two sizes too small shirt and a face that looks like a Mr Potato Head that's been fire damaged and smacked in the face with a ****ing shovel for two solid hours.

:giruy2:

Nobel Prize for Literature 2015 :-)


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[21.05.2016]

Mind how he celebrated his goal vs us in the last league game of last season?

GIRFUY you fat, talentless, greeting faced flabby lard arsed **** ugly moaning mess with a ***** beard, two sizes too small shirt and a face that looks like a Mr Potato Head that's been fire damaged and smacked in the face with a ****ing shovel for two solid hours.

:giruy2:

:applause::top marks

[SteveHFC]

Mind how he celebrated his goal vs us in the last league game of last season?

GIRFUY you fat, talentless, greeting faced flabby lard arsed **** ugly moaning mess with a ***** beard, two sizes too small shirt and a face that looks like a Mr Potato Head that's been fire damaged and smacked in the face with a ****ing shovel for two solid hours.

:giruy2:

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[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Still chuckle when I recall the thread about 'caretaker' coach Kris Boyd and his Ibrox training regime of: 9.00am - fried breakfast; 11.00am - fried breakfast; 2.00pm -nap; 4.00pm - jobbie. 😂😂😂😭😭

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[Northernhibee]

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I've never had such incredible receptions since I started my latest theatre show. Best move I've ever made.

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[SouthMoroccoStu]

Loved when Boyd dropped to the ground holding his neck when Hanlon barely touched his neck

Didn't realise Hanlon had Vulcan death grip powers !

Boyd is a hideous footballer and a cowardly thug - he fits in well at ibrox

[IanM]

At least he was sweating due to being overweight, unlike Zaliukas who was sweating the drink out of him

[GordonHFC]

Very poor again tonight. Not half the player he was last season

No but he is twice the player he was 10 years ago 😊

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Have to say that Boyd is the epitome of what is wrong at that club. After two years they are in a worse place than when they got punted from the SPL.

[hibbydog]

I actually find it hard to stop laughing whenever I think of him.

He was substituted tonight because of chafing.

Like it !!

[heretoday]

And yet the media have an abiding respect for him. I've seldom heard such a biased commentary as was on Sky last night or whatever satellite channel the game was on.

[overdrive]

And yet the media have an abiding respect for him. I've seldom heard such a biased commentary as was on Sky last night or whatever satellite channel the game was on.

I cringe when they refer to him as 'Boydy'

[Bostonhibby]

A gym monkey once told me fit people sweat more as this is how their bodies process the excess heat produced by physical exertion.

He's just very, very fit.

:agree: He's a finely tuned machine, like a grand piano, similar weight and ability to run at a defence and turn -long may it continue where he is now, at least until the compliance officer catches up on him.

He is another player who seems to be suffering from the recently diagnosed condition known as rangers elbow. There's no cure, only prevention.

[Deansy]

I'm absolutely loving Boyd's 2nd time with them - he is the very epitome of the Hun. A nasty,fetid, snarling, vicious old-beast that's too dumb to realise it died ages ago and is merely going through the final-stages of 'Corpse-Twitch' !!

[dchibs]

Scored as many league goals this season as Lewis 'Goal Machine' Stevenson.

Still, he's scored one more than Mark Oxley so a half decent return.
Ithink Oxley will score more than him by the end off the season,oops goals that is.

[21.05.2016]

I'm absolutely loving Boyd's 2nd time with them - he is the very epitome of the Hun. A nasty,fetid, snarling, vicious old-beast that's too dumb to realise it died ages ago and is merely going through the final-stages of 'Corpse-Twitch' !!

Thats exactly what hes like now, snarling and snapping in players faces and getting himself all hot and bothered. Still living on past glories, he's finished end of story. An unfit, bloated big oaf.

[iwasthere1972]

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll elbow your players down. :agree:

[Pete]

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll....zzzzzzzz