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lord bunberry
27-01-2015, 03:04 PM
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Man ‘was found sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses after having sex with them’
Richard Hartley-ParkinsonRichard Hartley-Parkinson for Metro.co.ukTuesday 27 Jan 2015 10:45 am
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Man 'was found sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses after having sex with them'
Alan Barnfield denies having sex with a Shetland pony (Picture: Ross Parry)
A man had sex with a Shetland pony after he was seen leading it and another pony into a dark wooded area at the end of a paddock, a court heard.

Alan Barnfield, described as a ‘sexual deviant’, was found by police ‘sweating profusely and smelling strongly of horses’ after being called by worried residents.

In his rucksack they found several cans of Lynx deodorant, a length of white electrical cable, a handheld water sprayer, a cloth, a metal dog chain and two bottles of Lucozade.

A court heard that DNA from one of the two horses, called Sky, was found on a sample taken from Barfield.

He also had bestiality images and films on his mobile phone.

Owner Jodie Walton found Sky in discomfort the day after the alleged sexual assault at Oak Tree Stables in Doncaster, South Yorkshire.

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Sheffield Crown Court where the man is on trial (Picture: PA)
Sheffield Crown Court heard that she called a vet who carried out an examination.

Prosecutor Louise Reevell said Barfield was spotted putting something around the neck of the Shetland pony and leading it and another horse to the darkened end of the paddock.

He was seen by residents who thought he was going to steal the two ponies, at
around 12.30am on August 8, 2012.

Prosecutor Louise Reevell said: ‘It is at this time the prosecution say that intercourse took place out of sight in a dark wooded area at the end of the paddock.’

Barfield, of Doncaster, South Yorkshire, said he was ‘just out walking’ and denies sexual intercourse with an animal.

The trial continues.

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Moulin Yarns
27-01-2015, 03:17 PM
I immediately wondered what the Lucozade was for? :greengrin

Pete
27-01-2015, 03:24 PM
Ponies and men walking into a wood together means they are going there to have sex. Well, sometimes.

Charges dropped?

lord bunberry
27-01-2015, 03:32 PM
I immediately wondered what the Lucozade was for? :greengrin

He needed to keep his energy levels up :greengrin

Wilson
27-01-2015, 03:42 PM
Neigh means neigh.

Sauzee07
27-01-2015, 07:36 PM
I immediately wondered what the Lucozade was for? :greengrin

I'm a bit worried that you must know what this stuff was for: "several cans of Lynx deodorant, a length of white electrical cable, a handheld water sprayer, a cloth, a metal dog chain". [emoji12]

snooky
28-01-2015, 01:38 AM
I'm a bit worried that you must know what this stuff was for: "several cans of Lynx deodorant, a length of white electrical cable, a handheld water sprayer, a cloth, a metal dog chain". [emoji12]

Say neigh, mare :wink:

HUTCHYHIBBY
28-01-2015, 09:22 AM
I'm a bit worried that you must know what this stuff was for: "several cans of Lynx deodorant, a length of white electrical cable, a handheld water sprayer, a cloth, a metal dog chain". [emoji12]

Dearie me! The lengths some people will go to to get their foal!

Just Alf
28-01-2015, 02:23 PM
he might be in the market for one of these then!

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/theres-a-life-size-my-little-pony-blow-up-doll-no-seriously-5038541/?ito=v-b