The Referee

[Dashing Bob S]

We humiliated 12 Huns yesterday. He was a disgrace. Particularly regarding Boyd who spent most of the game falling on his substantial posterior and was subsequently rewarded for it every single time. The most pathetic one was when Boyd was awarded a foul for a shoulder-to-shoulder charge with Louis Stevenson. He edged slyly onto the track like it was the front of the pie stand queue. Like a mini shoving a bulldozer off the road.