Asamoah Gyan

[hibsbollah]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice

Is this the maddest football rumour ever?

[jodjam]

If LG signs before Monday expect daily record to have a similar story about him before the Huns match

[portyhibernian]

That is utterly mental, surely can't be any truth to it!

[ekhibee]

I would hope there's no truth to this!

[over the line]

It certainly trumps the usual kiss and tell, spit roast in a hotel, or sh****** another players/your brothers wife stories we are used to!

Can't be true though can It?

I've heard stories of families and friends falling out with each other on joint holidays, but come on...........!!! :eek:

[HappyAsHellas]

Perhaps the journalists in question are still outraged at their players during the world cup. They weren't going to play unless their big bonuses were paid up front, and in cash (remember the photos?). Where is he playing now - oh yeah, some mega rich Arab league. I know some players follow the money, but some take it to extremes - so maybe the journalists are going "extreme" as well.

[Keith_M]

I just love some of the names in the story.


Theophilus Tagoe (aka Castro)..

Kissi Agyabeng

Janet!


Where's Theophilus T Wildebeest (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/05/article-2070013-0F0DEF5D00000578-50_634x958.jpg)? He should be about somewhere, surely

[over the line]

I just love some of the names in the story.


Theophilus Tagoe (aka Castro)..

Kissi Agyabeng

Janet!


Where's Theophilus T Wildebeest (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/05/article-2070013-0F0DEF5D00000578-50_634x958.jpg)? He should be about somewhere, surely

I think TTW is the Ghanaian Chief of Police now? ;):)

[Bostonhibby]

I often wondered what happened to that South American superstar the yam signed but never seemed to play, there were others too who arrived to a fanfare then just as quickly disappeared. I reckon they were sacrificed to Nade who was eating them to similarly enhance his prospects.

[jacomo]

Can't remember Petrie ever categorically denying human sacrifice...

[Bostonhibby]

Can't remember Petrie ever categorically denying human sacrifice...

So many managers and directors have come and gone, some of them were human, Rods still here.

[Diclonius]

I often wondered what happened to that South American superstar the yam signed but never seemed to play, there were others too who arrived to a fanfare then just as quickly disappeared. I reckon they were sacrificed to Nade who was eating them to similarly enhance his prospects.

Pinilla? He's in Serie A now and played for Chile at the World Cup.

[Bostonhibby]

Pinilla? He's in Serie A now and played for Chile at the World Cup.

That's the one! Much preferred the idea that Nade had him as a starter.

[Sas_The_Hibby]

If LG signs before Monday expect daily record to have a similar story about him before the Huns match

Did I ever mention that he ate my hamster, by the way?

[Smartie]

Beat that Balotelli!

And don't even think about it Sparky.

[Pretty Boy]

Beat that Balotelli!

And don't even think about it Sparky.

A Gyan and Sparky double act could work for both Hibs and the players.

We get 2 good players and for every person Gyan bumps off, Sparky helps a young lady fire another one out.