Ugly Players Hall of Fame

[McHibby]

I wish to nominate a new entrant onto the list of ugliest players to have graced the Scottish game (not that I'm an oil painting myself, like).

Bilel Mohsni of The Rangers :sick:

[https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIGfVA_PqBM59iaaF7wXV3XFsqs1qUV NXSu_GUUsL6sZNls0J9wQhttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy4cEXtfcNVf_oZHo-Gt_SowdsvcrwKM-H4LCdnSJGElvm113shttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIGfVA_PqBM59iaaF7wXV3XFsqs1qUV NXSu_GUUsL6sZNls0J9wQ

[Stranraer]

I've been told quite a few times that I'd be in the ugly fans HOF so I guess Life is a pigsty.

[emerald green]

Steve Fulton. Only player I have seen getting booked for being ugly. :greengrin

[timewilltell]

I wish to nominate a new entrant onto the list of ugliest players to have graced the Scottish game (not that I'm an oil painting myself, like).

Bilel Mohsni of The Rangers :sick:

[https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIGfVA_PqBM59iaaF7wXV3XFsqs1qUV NXSu_GUUsL6sZNls0J9wQhttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy4cEXtfcNVf_oZHo-Gt_SowdsvcrwKM-H4LCdnSJGElvm113shttps://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIGfVA_PqBM59iaaF7wXV3XFsqs1qUV NXSu_GUUsL6sZNls0J9wQ

Someone is bored tonight....😉

Felt what it's worth.... Ally Brazil ...!

[Aldo]

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[hibees 7062]

Steve Fulton. Only player I have seen getting booked for being ugly. :greengrin

The new Fulton

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk4nhjsLM7m26hBeGtPLPnZqfNUMYgh VTLR8_VjgFD7OTAMH2nCM-F4XIs (http://www.google.co.uk/url?url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27450891&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ei=O0r2U9OtK8io0QWv9IHoBA&ved=0CBwQ9QEwAw&usg=AFQjCNEfQKAivbKuTAXvkesrRLm6ACDhtA)

[Scottie]

13311 Take a boo son Mr Ian Dowie

[Aldo]

<img src="http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=13311"/> Take a boo son Mr Ian Dowie

That's no dowie HP.... This is surely him at his fancy dress Xmas party!!




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[Eyrie]

Steve Fulton. Only player I have seen getting booked for being ugly. :greengrin

Impossible to beat Fulton.

But as a runner up Davie Dodds was known as the unacceptable face of Scottish football.

[Scottie]

That's no dowie HP.... This is surely him at his fancy dress Xmas party!!




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:faf: :aok: Mind you Aldo is your photo no Fat Jim Jeffries ?

[Jonnyboy]

That's no dowie HP.... This is surely him at his fancy dress Xmas party!!




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Tut tut Aldo, that's Dirk Kyut :greengrin

Cannae do pics go go see :wink:

[Aldo]

:faf: :aok: Mind you Aldo is your photo no Fat Jim Jeffries ?

Na it's a fat Richard Gordon!!!

[Aldo]

Tut tut Aldo, that's Dirk Kyut :greengrin Cannae do pics go go see :wink:

Ha ha! Twins JB

Both ugly as!! ;-)

[McHibby]

[QUOTE=timewilltell;4135902]Someone is bored tonight....

Felt what it's worth.... Ally Brazil ...![/QUOTE

Haha - very bored!!

[McHibby]

I've been told quite a few times that I'd be in the ugly fans HOF so I guess Life is a pigsty.

Every Hibby is beautiful on the inside, though :love ya!:

[Stranraer]

Every Hibby is beautiful on the inside, though :love ya!:

You're right :thumbsup:

[mca]

[QUOTE=timewilltell;4135902]Someone is bored tonight....

Felt what it's worth.... Ally Brazil ...![/QUOTE

Haha - very bored!!



Aye - even back then as a youngster im sure - he got the same Davie Dodds Song - Benny Brazil - the elephant man sung at him by his own fans... :confused:

[bigwheel]

[QUOTE=McHibby;4135946]



Aye - even back then as a youngster im sure - he got the same Davie Dodds Song - Benny Brazil - the elephant man sung at him by his own fans... :confused:


can't recall that ever happening ....

[mca]

[QUOTE=mca;4136026]


can't recall that ever happening ....


Nobody Believes me... But it was like my first football memories back in the 80`s...

The other one about the same time i can remember was the Alan Rough.. He`s Fat - He`s Round - He Bounces on the Ground.. " :wink:

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Take your pick...

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[cabbageandribs1875]

[QUOTE=mca;4136026]


can't recall that ever happening ....


neither can i

[hibees 7062]

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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdl6dZU8FDt2CGmvFPbT6NEWVQqYgRn koJuVRqsGiZJe-KOiLE-1KJMA (http://www.google.co.uk/url?url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series11/football_gallery/06.shtml&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ei=7232U96XJqm80QXCj4CIDg&ved=0CCMQ9QEwAg&usg=AFQjCNEi1fhfjf3dpentvtrh7HKR941utg)

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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"Obviousleeeeeey!"

[Stax]

I remember Roughie on the radio talking about George Best after he died. He said he remembered when Best arrived and came into the dressing room & was introduced to all the players. Apparently he said to Benny Brazil "f*** me I've played with some ugly players but you take the biscuit mate".. Cue dressing room falling about pissing themselves laughing :thumbsup:.

[FranckSuzy]

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[Viva_Palmeiras]

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[Lmc2105]

:yw: :gun:

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[cabbageandribs1875]

i'm sure benny is a bus or taxi driver nowadays, well he was a couple of years ago anyway

[stu in nottingham]

I remember Roughie on the radio talking about George Best after he died. He said he remembered when Best arrived and came into the dressing room & was introduced to all the players. Apparently he said to Benny Brazil "f*** me I've played with some ugly players but you take the biscuit mate".. Cue dressing room falling about pissing themselves laughing :thumbsup:.

Good story!

Georgie might have been referring to this guy.

http://i.imgur.com/TrwGi.jpg

[Peevemor]

About 25 years ago the "centrefold" of a Rangers v Hibs programme was one of the ugliest footballer pics I've seen in my puff. The unucky guy (it may have been a young Dougie Robertson) had incredible acne, with whiteheads that still give me nightmares after a quarter of a century.

Any programme collectors on here should look it out (but not in front of the kids!).

[Baker9]

Tasteless cyber-bullying thread.

[SanFranHibs]

Tasteless cyber-bullying thread.

:agree:

Malky McKay would be proud of this thread !!!

[bigwheel]

[QUOTE=bigwheel;4136027]


Nobody Believes me... But it was like my first football memories back in the 80`s...

The other one about the same time i can remember was the Alan Rough.. He`s Fat - He`s Round - He Bounces on the Ground.. " :wink:

are you sure you weren't in the away end??

[CraigHibee]

davey dodds!

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[heretoday]

Thank goodness for a sensible, playground bullying thread for once instead of the usual self-righteous whinging about flipping Hibs.

Okay, the "big beasts" have been mentioned = Dodds, Brazil, Fulton - but I have unearthed one from the old school - see below - who would scare any defence with or without his make-up on.

(Another from the 60s was Willie Coburn, left back of St Johnstone but wisely the authorities withdrew all his bubble gum cards before they fell into childrens' hands.)

http://cards.littleoak.com.au/196364_abc_scottish_makeaphoto/58%20George%20Peebles.jpg

[NthCarolinaHibs]

i'm sure benny is a bus or taxi driver nowadays, well he was a couple of years ago anyway

Aye he is...drives the No 1 bus

[Keith_M]

:singing:

"Davie Dodds,
the Elephant Man"



Has that put me in Malky Mackay territory?

[Stevie Reid]

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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdl6dZU8FDt2CGmvFPbT6NEWVQqYgRn koJuVRqsGiZJe-KOiLE-1KJMA (http://www.google.co.uk/url?url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series11/football_gallery/06.shtml&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ei=7232U96XJqm80QXCj4CIDg&ved=0CCMQ9QEwAg&usg=AFQjCNEi1fhfjf3dpentvtrh7HKR941utg)

Give Beardsley his due though...

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[Phil MaGlass]

craig gordon, whit a minger

[Keith_M]

I feel that to be fair, everybody nominating a Footballer should have to post their own photo, so we can see how they match up in the beauty stakes.


I'll go first....

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p.s. Any resemblance between my photo and George Cloooney is purely coincidental.

[Gettin' Auld]

Peter Beardsley wasn't exactly blessed in the 'downstairs department' either. :greengrin

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[Golden Bear]

I'm surprised we've been allowed to discuss "uglyism" on this Messageboard and so far we've not managed to outrage any of our more sensitive posters.

:duck:

[StevieT]

Davie Robb ex Aberdeen from the early 1970's. I can't even bring myself to look for a photo, you will need to google him for yourself.

[The Pointer]

I have to say Stevie Fulton is the only person to have reminded me of a Francis Bacon painting. (If you don't know the work of FB then ask Pat Nevin.)

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

Willie Pettigrew

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