Caption competition

[Peevemor]

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[Franck Stanton]

Who put this big glass window across here ?

[Bronson]

'Gees a baw, I'll show Leeann why I've still no signed a keeper.'

[Phil D. Rolls]

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Sorry mate, didn't know dem was your hub caps.

[Keith_M]

Dat Marcel Marceau bloke's got nutin on me.

[sauzee=legend]

Reporter to Alan: how many players have you tried to sign up and Petrie has said no to?

[Sergio sledge]

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If no-one else is going to do it I will...

"Calm down, calm down, we only need a couple more players..."

[Tha Cabbage Kid]

So we have a new goal keeping coach in Combe but who will he be coaching for the no. 1 jersey?

[MyJo]

Alan Stubbs oversees the removal of the 10ft invisible wall from the easter road halfway line.

[over the line]

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AS shows his preference for the 'Song For Alan Stubbs' thread......
Aaaaga do do do, push pineapple shake the tree............

[Bostonhibby]

Ok, I'll do the 10-0 for the camera, now can I piss off and find a goalkeeper :greengrin

[Jonnyboy]

Ok, I'll do the 10-0 for the camera, now can I piss off and find a goalkeeper :greengrin

"For the benefit of visiting Jambos, this is what it looks like having only five digits on each hand"

[Bostonhibby]

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Nae point asking me, I haven't a clue if the guy in the glasses is the 3rd Proclaimer.

[Bobo]

It's OK guys, Butcher's gone, I'll sort oot his mess!

[Bostonhibby]

"For the benefit of visiting Jambos, this is what it looks like having only five digits on each hand"

For the benefit of visiting jambos digits are the pointy things at the end of your hands that are normally stuck in one or other of your orifices or those of close relations when the lights are off.

[Scouse Hibee]

Calm down, calm down, it's awrite lad I know a lad in Liverpool who can get us a keeper, sound eh, sound.

[Hibrandenburg]

"Get that ****ing mirror away from me"

[hibbypostie]

push pineapple shake the tree :whistle:

[Eyrie]

"Let's do the Timewarp again"

[heretoday]

Read my lips. No more coaches.

[Peevemor]

I bet I can weigh your boobs without touching them...

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

"Im in a box..."

[Juice-Terry]

What I would do if I ever met Dolly Parton.

[down-the-slope]

could someone tell Russell to get his cold hands out my trakkies

[over the line]

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Yer what luv, yer from da Social? ........ No comment, I want me brief!

[jacomo]

'Don't blame me, I didn't choose this sponsor and its ****** logo.'

[Time For Heroes]

Oi Alan how many of those training tops are left in the club shop?
:D

[Hibbyradge]

Mammee, maaaamee, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old mammy.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Stubbsy recreates Alan Rough's pose as Zico fired his free kick coast him in World Cup '86.

[Thecat23]

Hands up... If you hate the hearts!!