New Signings

[Dashing Bob S]

Let's get on the backs of those pampered parasites straight away, and make them aware of their role in running our great club into the ground.

The only way any of them can redeem themselves is being part of a cocaine bust in a George Street club whilst copulating in the toilets with a fellow player's wife, followed by a boozy brawl outside.

[Hibbyradge]

And a vain attempt to out sprint the bobbies afterwards?

[Sas_The_Hibby]

Can we not up the game and also insist they're horrid to old ladies?

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Can we not up the game and also insist they're horrid to old ladies?

They should make a habit of stealing candy from babies as well. :agree:

[Big Ed]

They should make a habit of stealing candy from babies as well. :agree:

Or not saying "Bless You" when someone nearby sneezes :agree:

[Phil D. Rolls]

They would help themselves no end by eating out of a Greggs bag during the warm up.

[Keith_M]

Has anybody directed them to the the Bookies in Tranent yet?

[Springbank]

Im old skool

Do all of the above but bang in winners at derbies in Tynecastle

Easy

[HiBremian]

Whatever happened to the cream buns run at 1pm after a punishing 10 minutes of training? :bitchy:

[Mr White]

Im old skool

Do all of the above but bang in winners at derbies in Tynecastle

Easy
Aye there'll never be another willie hamilton though springbank :greengrin

[Phil D. Rolls]

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