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SteveHFC
20-07-2014, 08:47 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

Viva_Palmeiras
20-07-2014, 08:48 PM
"I am not a model, I am an ex-football player..."

Hibeesmad
20-07-2014, 08:50 PM
"People will never think I'm Levine's puppet"

Springbank
20-07-2014, 08:53 PM
My hair used to be longer, but then Mr Levein couldn't work me from the back so I had to get this trim

Phil MaGlass
20-07-2014, 08:54 PM
Where R all the strikers. 1 5 5 yi gottae be f.n kiddin man. By the way, my one testicle feels lovely mmmmm.... who's yir daddy.

O'Rourke3
20-07-2014, 09:01 PM
Did I lock the front door?

Green Reaper
20-07-2014, 09:04 PM
I'm pretty sure the left one is bigger than the right

Hiber-nation
20-07-2014, 09:13 PM
Wahey, long hair and some "trendy" clothes, no-one will ever notice that I am a plug ugly barsteward.

MyJo
20-07-2014, 09:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZA5g9sh.png

Pretty Boy
20-07-2014, 09:20 PM
Steven Pressley lookalike competition winner wins Hearts job as 1st prize.

matty_f
20-07-2014, 09:21 PM
Chewbacca vows never to shave his face again.

Bostonhibby
20-07-2014, 09:22 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

Sonny Crockett splits from Ricardo Tubbs leaving Miami Vice to pursue a solo modelling career.

Sergey
20-07-2014, 09:32 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

This outfit cost -

Shirt - £1.50 (Oxfam)
Jacket - £3.00 (Cancer Research)
Troose - £2.00 (Car Boot)
Belt - FOC (No sane person would buy that)

All-in = £6.50 on the road.

Ronniekirk
20-07-2014, 09:44 PM
I know you you probably think I am Handless ,But some smartarse has put Evostick in my Trouser Pockets .

matty_f
20-07-2014, 09:51 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

Robbie quickly regretted not putting the lights on before he got dressed. Or did his hair.

easty
20-07-2014, 10:23 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

A lot of people say to me......get out of my garden.

Booked4Being-Ugly
20-07-2014, 10:26 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg
Captain Caveman ponders whether he should go clubbing tonight, or just use the Rohypnol.

FranckSuzy
20-07-2014, 10:31 PM
That Jimmy Calderwood's let himself go!

over the line
20-07-2014, 10:33 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

****! ......... I think I've just sharted!!!:what:

matty_f
20-07-2014, 10:34 PM
Robbie hoped nobody would notice his massive black metal index finger.

Hibbyradge
20-07-2014, 11:56 PM
Vote No.

Viva_Palmeiras
21-07-2014, 07:13 AM
Don't talk to me about sophistication! I've played at Leeds!

easty
21-07-2014, 07:46 AM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

From behind I look like Ulrika Johnson.

Bostonhibby
21-07-2014, 07:58 AM
Vote No.

England, Northern Ireland and Wales say vote yes :-)

Scotty-1875
21-07-2014, 08:32 AM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg


Every time I see him all I can think of is Vigo from Ghostbusters 2

13103

easty
21-07-2014, 08:37 AM
Every time I see him all I can think of is Vigo from Ghostbusters 2

13103

Dont look into his eyes!

Phil D. Rolls
21-07-2014, 08:40 AM
Bake Cakes, or Robbie Remains Clamped

shagpile
21-07-2014, 08:45 AM
From behind I look like Ulrika Johnson.

& front on I look like a vulture.

Jones28
21-07-2014, 08:52 AM
I knew I shouldn't have worn light colours, sweat-patch city here I come

The_Exile
21-07-2014, 09:09 AM
Neilson: I haven't got a brain, only straw.

Budge: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

Neilson: I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?

Budge: Yes, I guess you're right.

Johnny_Leith
21-07-2014, 09:20 AM
I give you: MAGNUM

Arch Stanton
21-07-2014, 09:27 AM
Number four, hands out of pocket please and face the front.

Bostonhibby
21-07-2014, 09:35 AM
New Doctor Who revealed.

Sudds_1
21-07-2014, 12:11 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

Hah...Commonwealth games outfit design? Should have commissioned me instead...

I have effortless style...................... and both hands on ma baws.

emerald green
21-07-2014, 12:45 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

One of the cast from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (in full make up).

#2 Double Tap
21-07-2014, 08:01 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg"Dildo"

oramhibee
22-07-2014, 10:39 AM
When these babies (the hearts team) hit 10 MPH, you're going to see some serious sheit!

Scouse Hibee
22-07-2014, 07:48 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

I dressed in the dark and put my head on upside down!

basehibby
22-07-2014, 08:11 PM
Nice jacket and shirt does absolutely nothing to dispel the abiding impression of a jobby with hair

Speedway
22-07-2014, 08:17 PM
http://www.snspix.com/image/10094036_400_400_0_0_fit_6_2eadc69a3719472fb877d2b 3c402d7b0.jpg

At the Annual Airwolf Convention, Jan Michael Vincent shocks fans with his alcohol ravaged appearance.

3pm
22-07-2014, 10:25 PM
'Just gone shopping with John McGlynn'.