Sas_The_Hibby
09-07-2014, 12:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Belo Horizonte Police today report that they have located the whereabouts of the Brazilian first team soccer squad, missing since 21.00 BST yesterday. It is understood that the squad were kidnapped and replaced by the Sao Paulo combined Under-Threes Select Tiddleywinks Team, prior to last night's World Cup Semi Final match against a group of 'German Big Boys' who "were beastly to us and then ran away", according to one of the Brazilian toddlers. A Mr D Maradona, of no fixed abode, Buenos Aires, is currently helping the Belo Horizonte Police with their enquiries over who was responsible for this audacious crime.......
Belo Horizonte Police today report that they have located the whereabouts of the Brazilian first team soccer squad, missing since 21.00 BST yesterday. It is understood that the squad were kidnapped and replaced by the Sao Paulo combined Under-Threes Select Tiddleywinks Team, prior to last night's World Cup Semi Final match against a group of 'German Big Boys' who "were beastly to us and then ran away", according to one of the Brazilian toddlers. A Mr D Maradona, of no fixed abode, Buenos Aires, is currently helping the Belo Horizonte Police with their enquiries over who was responsible for this audacious crime.......