The Unwearables - Things could be much worse.

[spike220]

Anytime you think things are bad you need to count your blessings there have been some truly dreadful tops in football and ours would not make the top 200. So lets have a look at the unwearables:

[spike220]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/9/1381317705071/sport-015.jpg

1978 - Colorado Caribous

[spike220]

Milan 1991

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/9/1381317560575/Soccer---Italian-Serie-A--004.jpg

[spike220]

Chelsea 1995

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/9/1381317691599/GILLINGHAM-V-CHELSEA-011.jpg

[hibsbollah]

The Coventry City 'brown'.

[spike220]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/9/1381317558049/Coventry-City.-003.jpg

Coventry City 1981

[Pretty Boy]

http://oreillyskills.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/norwich-city-home-1992-1994.jpg

[spike220]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/25/1382696642933/Wednesday-010.jpg

Sheffield Wednesday 1986

[Pretty Boy]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/23/article-0-015E88A5000004B0-400_224x350.jpg

[spike220]

The Coventry City 'brown'.

Found it:

http://www.newkits.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/coventry-2.gif

[spike220]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/25/1382696050942/Hull-City-008.jpg

Hull City

[Pretty Boy]

http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/167/heart-of-midlothian-away-football-shirt-1989-1990-s_12100_1.jpg

[Bronson]

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Wee bit more recent, St Mirren's away top for the coming season. Absolute train wreck.

[Hibercelona]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/PA-743171.jpg

Athletico Bilbao 2004

Would provide the sauce, but there seems to be plenty of it! :Ummm:

[spike220]

http://cdn.shortlist.com/resource/cache/binary/47265343c6cdffc046391c84da0958ed/729x540_NewcastleAway.jpg

Sunshine on Leith anyone??

Newcastle 2009

[Hibercelona]

I'll call your Newcastle and raise you Everton.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/everton-pink-away/pa-photos_t_everton-new-pink-away-kit-photos-0306b.jpg

:sick:

[E10 Rifle]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/10/9/1381317705071/sport-015.jpg

1978 - Colorado Caribous

What a rascal of a top that is....did they try to pass it off as having some form of link to a glorious past I wonder?

[hibsbollah]

The Coventry City 'brown'.

[basehibby]

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Wee bit more recent, St Mirren's away top for the coming season. Absolute train wreck.

:agree: the first football top I've seen with an imitation hairy chest as part of the design

[Michael]

The Marathon Bet logo would make any one of those strips worse still!

[GoldenMeerkat]

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[Jones28]

Any hearts top no?!

[ArmadaleHibs]

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[Centre Hawf]

Found it:

http://www.newkits.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/coventry-2.gif

Apparently this is a massively sought after kit for collectors. Someone mentioned it, could be wrong. But I actually kind of like it for some reason.

[BVB Hibs]

http://www.bvb-fanforum.de/fanforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4138&d=1404290746

Allegedly the new Dortmund strip for this season. Original at least...

[Greentinted]

Proper nasty.

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[cocopops1875]

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Rude I own this shirt lol

[hibeemikey21]

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Rude I own this shirt lol

I'm glad i'm not the only one who was outraged to find this thing of beauty on this thread. One of the best ever goalie tops.

GoldenMeerkat should be ashamed!! Don't listen to him, Jorge.

[(((Fergus)))]

Proper nasty.

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That graph is a homage to celtic's attendances at the time and the top half is cut from old H-block blanket.

[(((Fergus)))]

http://www.bvb-fanforum.de/fanforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4138&d=1404290746

Allegedly the new Dortmund strip for this season. Original at least...


Hazard warning for opposition perhaps.

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[down-the-slope]

http://www.sokolska33.cz/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Jorge_Campos2.jpg
http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/50/brighton-and-hove-albion-away-football-shirt-1991-s_30_1.jpg
http://lifethroughalense1.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/sunderland-goalkeepers.jpg
http://twouptop.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/seaman-horrible-kit.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39154000/jpg/_39154157_ward_stockport200.jpg

[Keith_M]

Estonia (1996?)

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[down-the-slope]

How some of these even got to the idea stage let alone production and wearing - should be legislation covering some of these
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rszheQDa1rtjl8do1_500.png

[franck sauzee]

http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/171/motherwell-away-football-shirt-1992-1994-s_2009_1.jpg

[hibeemikey21]

http://www.sokolska33.cz/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Jorge_Campos2.jpg
http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/50/brighton-and-hove-albion-away-football-shirt-1991-s_30_1.jpg
http://lifethroughalense1.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/sunderland-goalkeepers.jpg
http://twouptop.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/seaman-horrible-kit.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39154000/jpg/_39154157_ward_stockport200.jpg

Again, nothing wrong with Seaman's

[franck sauzee]

http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/250/scotland-away-football-shirt-1991-1992-s_496_1.jpg

[franck sauzee]

http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/170/kilmarnock-third-classic-for-sale-football-shirt-1991-1993-s_12093_1.jpg

[franck sauzee]

http://oreillyskills.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/barcelona-away-1994-1995.jpg

[gillythehibby]

This pile of *****...

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[Corstorphine Hibby]

Found it:

http://www.newkits.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/coventry-2.gif

It's the midden of a ginger barnet that's the problem, not the strip.

[down-the-slope]

Again, nothing wrong with Seaman's

:crazy: honking and the wearer does nothing to enhance it....