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Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2014, 11:20 AM
In anticipation of Stubbsys big announcement, I've drawn up a list if cliches he might use. Feel free to add more.

Lot of work to do.
Fine bunch of players.
Massive club.
I know what this club means to the fans.
They have had some hard times.
Deeply honoured.
I spoke to some of my pals at Parkhead and they told me all about Hibs.
New era.
Fantastic facilities.
i did it for the pay rise.
All credit to Terry, I'll have no hesitation ringing him up for advice.
Leeanne is a great leader, but she should shave off that moustache.
We need to see Europe as our target....,.what, nobody told me that.

nribs
20-06-2014, 11:23 AM
In anticipation of Stubbsys big announcement, I've drawn up a list if cliches he might use. Feel free to add more.

Lot of work to do.
Fine bunch of players.
Massive club.
I know what this club means to the fans.
They have had some hard times.
Deeply honoured.
I spoke to some of my pals at Parkhead and they told me all about Hibs.
New era.
Fantastic facilities.
i did it for the pay rise.
All credit to Tony.
We need to see Europe as our target....,.what, nobody told me that.

WTF am i doing here?
I thought I was going to Malta!!!!

Turkish Green
20-06-2014, 11:23 AM
In anticipation of Stubbsys big announcement, I've drawn up a list if cliches he might use. Feel free to add more.

Lot of work to do.
Fine bunch of players.
Massive club.
I know what this club means to the fans.
They have had some hard times.
Deeply honoured.
I spoke to some of my pals at Parkhead and they told me all about Hibs.
New era.
Fantastic facilities.
i did it for the pay rise.
All credit to Tony.
We need to see Europe as our target....,.what, nobody told me that.

Trying to hear in my head all these cliches being said in a Scouse accent. Neh!

Keith_M
20-06-2014, 11:27 AM
Fantastic European Pedigree
Tremendous History
I have wanted to manage Hibs since I was a little boy in...(insert birthplace here)



Less Likely Phrases....

I'm not that keen on Jocks but I came here anyway
Anybody wanna buy some tickets for the World Cup? I've got connections back home in Liverpool.
I read the article on how this club single handedly won the war an...what do you mean the wrong club?

McSwanky
20-06-2014, 11:30 AM
Fantastic European Pedigree
Tremendous History
I have wanted to manage Hibs since I was a little boy in...(insert birthplace here)



Less Likely Phrases....

I'm not that keen on Jocks but I came here anyway
Anybody wanna buy some tickets for the World Cup? I've got connections back home in Liverpool.
I read the article on how this club single handedly won the war an...what do you mean the wrong club?

IN: Tradition of playing fast flowing football

OUT: I'd like to reveal Maurice Malpas as my assistant. Anyone who disagrees with this appointment can **** off.

At The Edge
20-06-2014, 11:33 AM
Fantastic European Pedigree
Tremendous History
I have wanted to manage Hibs since I was a little boy in...(insert birthplace here)



Less Likely Phrases....

I'm not that keen on Jocks but I came here anyway
Anybody wanna buy some hubcaps? I've got connections back home in Liverpool.
I read the article on how this club single handedly won the war an...what do you mean the wrong club?


fixed that for you!

Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2014, 11:34 AM
I could have played for Hibs, I had a paper round.
Dey do do dat doh don't dey?

Mark79
20-06-2014, 11:36 AM
Fantastic training facility.
Better than some epl clubs.
We beat lots of bigger teams to his signature.

The_Horde
20-06-2014, 11:40 AM
I'd far rather play hibs.net bingo.

He's not my choice (giving me a full "I told you so" licence should he fail)

Underwhelming

Turkish Green
20-06-2014, 11:45 AM
My dad was a Hibs* supporter and told me all about the club.







* Oop! That was Celtic and Thomas Gravesen.

Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2014, 11:45 AM
;4069837']I'd far rather play hibs.net bingo.

He's not my choice (giving me a full "I told you so" licence should he fail)

Underwhelming

I sense Petries involvement in this.
I'll reserve judgement.
Hearts got their manager in weeks ago.
If he doesn't bulletin McGivern, I'm not going back.

Hibbyradge
20-06-2014, 11:46 AM
Calm down calm down.

Deffo!

Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2014, 11:50 AM
I'm hoping my family can join me before the start of the season.
We should be looking to win every game.
Edinburgh is crying out for too strong teams.
1902? Yehhhhh, I've heard about that.
Sorry bout the label still being on the scarf, but I've to put it back in the shop after.

stantonhibby
20-06-2014, 11:53 AM
I sense Petries involvement in this.
I'll reserve judgement.
Hearts got their manager in weeks ago.
If he doesn't bulletin McGivern, I'm not going back.


Meh
Would have preferred A N Other but he has my 100 % support (until the first derby defeat)

Hibbyradge
20-06-2014, 11:56 AM
;4069837']I'd far rather play hibs.net bingo.

He's not my choice (giving me a full "I told you so" licence should he fail)

Underwhelming

Ltyf

Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2014, 11:56 AM
Ltyf

House!!!

The_Horde
20-06-2014, 12:14 PM
I'll judge him after his first interview

Phil D. Rolls
24-06-2014, 05:33 PM
;4069891']I'll judge him after his first interview

Massive club with massive potential.

Albion Hibs
24-06-2014, 05:46 PM
In anticipation of Stubbsys big announcement, I've drawn up a list if cliches he might use. Feel free to add more.

Lot of work to do.
Fine bunch of players.
Massive club.
I know what this club means to the fans.
They have had some hard times.
Deeply honoured.
I spoke to some of my pals at Parkhead and they told me all about Hibs.
New era.
Fantastic facilities.
i did it for the pay rise.
All credit to Terry, I'll have no hesitation ringing him up for advice.
Leeanne is a great leader, but she should shave off that moustache.
We need to see Europe as our target....,.what, nobody told me that.

and definitely something about 'the history'. Given the shape and size of the squad I would also anticipate a subtle excuse about the season ahead quickly followed by aiming to win the league / promotion.

Smartie
24-06-2014, 06:06 PM
"No, it's not a step down. Who wouldn't look forward to going to places like Ibrox and Parkhead?"

I hate it when new signings from outside Scotland express how much they're looking forward to playing at those hellholes.

bandylegs_jLeighton
24-06-2014, 06:12 PM
I'm a Leith boy.
Aken whit it means to play fur this club.
Am gonna sprinkle oan the gold dust - work the magic.
But the players will hae to get oan their boiler suits - no doubts aboot that.
Kevin McBride is a right gid player...

Oh wait, that's another ex-Celtic centre half.




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Dumfrieshibs
24-06-2014, 06:51 PM
Dey can go to Gawj sdreet.....dey do dat don't dey do !!!!!

bobbyhibs1983
24-06-2014, 09:14 PM
the fans are great/always cheer the team on/encourage the team/passionate fans*
*(delete as you wish)

I had a few options but i was inpressed by the tash on this bloke(:greengrin)