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pedroorange1875
14-06-2014, 10:29 PM
Awful commentary, can he only speak 3 words at a time....its murder, I think ill have to switch it off

Half Pint
14-06-2014, 10:45 PM
Awful commentary, can he only speak 3 words at a time....its murder, I think ill have to switch it off
Mr Monotone :shhhsh!:

VivaPalmeiras
14-06-2014, 10:45 PM
Bill Bailey has elected for a CD recital of Philip Larkin poetry ;)

https://twitter.com/billbailey/status/477941471153496065

VivaPalmeiras
14-06-2014, 10:46 PM
Mr Monotone :shhhsh!:

When did Rob Maclean get the gig;) Can stand that man (as Prince Charles said)

Jonnyboy
14-06-2014, 10:50 PM
Mr Monotone :shhhsh!:

Same as his brother

stoneyburn hibs
14-06-2014, 10:53 PM
Mr Monotone :shhhsh!:

Mr Mogadon

Pete
14-06-2014, 11:02 PM
I think quiet co commentators are better.

Sometimes less is more.

Sir David Gray
14-06-2014, 11:05 PM
Same as his brother

I think Gary Neville's done well with Sky so far.

CB_NO3
14-06-2014, 11:25 PM
Better than Andy Townsend anyway.

Lewis77
14-06-2014, 11:33 PM
His voice has the intonation of a man who's about to take a Victim Support group

Lewis77
14-06-2014, 11:34 PM
I think Gary Neville's done well with Sky so far.

Have to say, Gary is a top pundit.

iwasthere1972
14-06-2014, 11:35 PM
His voice has the intonation of a man whose about to take a Victim Support group

If I phoned the Samaritans and he answered the phone then I would hang up.

iwasthere1972
14-06-2014, 11:36 PM
Have to say, Gary is a top pundit.

:agree:

Lewis77
14-06-2014, 11:37 PM
If I phoned the Samaritans and he answered the phone then I would hang up.

He'd bore you calm.

Onceinawhile
14-06-2014, 11:39 PM
talking about the referee drawing an imaginary line.

It's not imaginary Phil, it's temporary.

iwasthere1972
14-06-2014, 11:40 PM
He'd bore you calm.

Well I would know that there's someone worse off than me.

haagsehibby
14-06-2014, 11:42 PM
I've used the red button for the no commentary option - just crowd noise.

Lewis77
14-06-2014, 11:44 PM
He actually sounds like a slightly less camp Alan Bennett. It's as if he should actually be discussing the merits of custard creams than football.

eggbamyasi
15-06-2014, 12:03 AM
His voice has the intonation of a man whose about to take a Victim Support group
lmao

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heretoday
15-06-2014, 12:03 AM
The best thing is to listen to the Five Live commentary on the red button. Or watch a Portuguese stream on your PC! The mainstream tv commentary is diabolical. ITV is as bad.

dp00
15-06-2014, 12:21 AM
Gary Neville is prob the best pundit out there, knows the game and is always fair

Danderhall Hibs
15-06-2014, 10:43 AM
Horrendous. And I thought Michael Owen was bad - well I still do but he's now not the worst.

Danderhall Hibs
15-06-2014, 10:43 AM
talking about the referee drawing an imaginary line.

It's not imaginary Phil, it's temporary.

:hilarious

Dave-O
15-06-2014, 10:53 AM
I was going mad trying to think who he reminded me off and then it hit me...The Rev I.M. Jolly

heretoday
15-06-2014, 10:59 AM
He's terribly inarticulate. He says "them sort of balls". Andy Townsend does that too.

Can't someone have a word? Our youngsters shouldn't be exposed to bad grammar like this.

delbert
15-06-2014, 11:30 AM
If I phoned the Samaritans and he answered the phone then I would hang up.


If i phoned the Samaritans and he answered the phone, then I would hang myself !

easty
15-06-2014, 11:34 AM
talking about the referee drawing an imaginary line.

It's not imaginary Phil, it's temporary.

That was class. Couldn't help but laugh when he came out with that cracker.

Hibercelona
15-06-2014, 11:41 AM
talking about the referee drawing an imaginary line.

It's not imaginary Phil, it's temporary.

Outstanding.

lord bunberry
15-06-2014, 12:08 PM
Is it true that his dad is called Neville Neville?

1068gary
15-06-2014, 12:54 PM
Worst commentator in the history of useless English commentators!

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Sir David Gray
15-06-2014, 12:58 PM
talking about the referee drawing an imaginary line.

It's not imaginary Phil, it's temporary.

That was superb! :faf:


Is it true that his dad is called Neville Neville?

Yep.

jacomo
15-06-2014, 03:07 PM
Ok not faultless but I thought he was quite insightful. Identified England's problem on their left early on, that Rooney wasn't comfortable etc

sahib
15-06-2014, 04:35 PM
Ok not faultless but I thought he was quite insightful. Identified England's problem on their left early on, that Rooney wasn't comfortable etc

Is there some hellish co-commentator voice coach, that they all go to? Possibly at the Burley-Dodds television training school, honorary vice-principal Hazel Irving.

Jonnyboy
15-06-2014, 08:02 PM
I think Gary Neville's done well with Sky so far.

He talks a lot of sense, I agree but his monotone delivery is naff :greengrin

Corstorphine Hibby
15-06-2014, 08:58 PM
Is it true that his dad is called Neville Neville?

Yup. A result of being named during a Christening ceremony with some yodellers in the Swiss alps.

gorgiegreens
15-06-2014, 10:08 PM
Have to say, Gary is a top pundit.

What about his side kick you cannae understand him. Aw right Aw right calm down calm down Carragher

cabbageandribs1875
15-06-2014, 10:10 PM
subtitles are required for carragher, or a translator

Sir David Gray
15-06-2014, 10:11 PM
subtitles are required for carragher, or a translator

or 5 rolls of sellotape.

cabbageandribs1875
15-06-2014, 10:15 PM
or 5 rolls of sellotape.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaTTVR2JXY

Lewis77
15-06-2014, 10:21 PM
subtitles are required for carragher, or a translator

I have to say, if you're going to be a pundit you should at least be able to be understood. Carragher sounds like a very loose fart being strangled through a megaphone.

pedroorange1875
16-06-2014, 03:21 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27867939

No shock what so ever, the worst commentary in history surely, im just back from the hospital after treatment for bleeding ears

allezsauzee
16-06-2014, 05:16 PM
He does have a very boring voice, however he did also offer some insight into the way that the game was being played out which is more than than that total half-wit Mark Lawrenson ever does.