Caption Competition

[Dan Sarf]

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That's lovely, Craig, what is it? Can we get any money for it?

[Waxy]

Keith Finds two new captains for celebrity juice.

[FranckSuzy]

"And we didn't even have to pay for it!"

[shagpile]

Budge is saying 'i know what it is, but do these two'?

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

"Great what you can get without paying any taxes, charities and bills eh?"

[scuttle]

Thought that they were poppies on the ball..... so I nicked it

[sidjames]

"I couldn't find an apple MIss, so I've brought you this."

[Paloschi]

'That's right Ann, the ball should not touch the grass'

[AinsterHibs]

And this Ann - is Stevie Fulton's other eye.

[Smartie]

Ready.....Steady........HOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[easty]

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Levein - "I'm telling you Robbie, that ping pong ball trick the girl done in the 'dam is nothing, Budgie here does it with these!"

[Pretty Boy]

I promise you Anne, Robbie and I will make sure that the ball is never lower than this at Tynecastle all season.

[portycabbage]

"Look - I drew Gary Locke's face on it, now let's mount it on a pike"

[3pm]

Robbie saw two of these last night.

[MrSmith]

Yeah Robbie, you kick it!

[GREEN WARLORD]

I've nicked Locke's ball!

[matty_f]

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That's lovely, Craig, what is it? Can we get any money for it?
:singing::singing: Ann Budge has only got one ball, Harry Potter has got none at all, Neilson wants to feel some, and big nose is the biggest ball of all.:singing::singing:

[MyJo]

Alas poor Lockie, I knew him well

[baggio70]

Levein" I was stuck on an island with one of these once.I was there for years. I thought my life couldn't get any worse"

Wilson

[Rory]

think this ball's well inflated? wait until you see the reported attedances for next season.

[Geo_1875]

Go on Anne, touch my ball, you know you want to.

[matty_f]

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That's lovely, Craig, what is it? Can we get any money for it?

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

[jimmyboco1875]

Now ann this ball is the shape of the number of strikers I will play that's right 6 4 0 formation

[J-C]

Give this to the midfielders Robbie, playing 4-6-0 means the strikers won't need to use this.

[Sprouleflyer]

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

Brilliant!!

[Bostonhibby]

Sesame Street re launch ends in disaster when theatre agents can only find a big burke, an old bird and Elmo's third cousin once removed.

[snooky]

Aye,now that you mention it, it does look like Craig Gordon.

[martin63]

Anne 'Craig I've got bigger ones than that in my knickers'

[Jonnyboy]

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

:top marks :faf:

[The Green Goblin]

"I'm not sure what it is, but it started out as a mole on my thumb"

[The Green Goblin]

"And now for my next trick, watch very carefully as I make football disappear from right under your noses"

[The Green Goblin]

"And this is what we squandered £70 million quid of other people's money for".

[snooky]

:top marks :faf:

Ageed, the 'two dicks' caption is the winner for me - brilliant. :greengrin
Well done MF.

[One Day]

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

the best so far

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Touch my ball, Ann.

[greengnome]

This Ann is a football, I know that you kick it, but don't ask me any technical stuff!.. I've not got that far yet!

[Scouse Hibee]

It's like this Ann, "Hibs play with a striker with no balls, I plan to play with a ball but no strikers"

[GreenLake]

This is the only thing that will be round here in a couple of years time.

[Hibbyradge]

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

:top marks

[Bostonhibby]

Nope, I haven't a clue what it is either, the last time I seen one was when I was a world famous international football manager like I said at the interview, we all lined up in front of it and never moved but we still didn't win.

[erskine-hibby]

Look!, one day in the job and I've already made a ball's up.

[calamitus]

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

Gets my vote!

[Hibercelona]

Craig: "You mean.... you can play the ball forward as well?"

[sleeping giant]

"I got sacked the last time for showing my balls to a female within the club"

[Greentinted]

Budge: Craig, will you stop fannying around and put that thing away back in the ball bag.
Levein: Sorry Mrs B, no can do. Ye didnae renew his contract, mind!

[Casper]

In a break from convention, one ball is flanked by two dicks.

Haha very good ;)


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[roryg]

Tell James Collins it's a football ⚽️

[roryg]

Gie the Baw ti Reilly

[Hibrandenburg]

Even if we do this with it against them, then our man in black will look the other way.

[silverhibee]

So Ann you now have seen the balls, but just wait and see how many fannies i have lined up.

[spike220]

Budge unveils to all the new training gear for the next 12 months.