spike220
07-05-2014, 11:02 AM
Hamish dies and goes to heaven
God is waiting at the pearly and says: "Each and every person gets one wish on their in first day in heaven, anything they want at all".
Hamish replies: I want a huge network of bridges to be built linking Scotland with every country in the world, so my country men can explore the world without ever having to get in a plane."
God: “That is totally impractical, do you have any idea how complex and difficult that would be, where you would get the materials? How would it be designed? How would you begin? You haven’t thought this through at all!!! Have you not got another wish??”
Hamish: “Yes okay then. I want Hibs to win the SPFL next season”.
God: “Let’s have another look at that bridge idea, I am sure we can find a way.”
God is waiting at the pearly and says: "Each and every person gets one wish on their in first day in heaven, anything they want at all".
Hamish replies: I want a huge network of bridges to be built linking Scotland with every country in the world, so my country men can explore the world without ever having to get in a plane."
God: “That is totally impractical, do you have any idea how complex and difficult that would be, where you would get the materials? How would it be designed? How would you begin? You haven’t thought this through at all!!! Have you not got another wish??”
Hamish: “Yes okay then. I want Hibs to win the SPFL next season”.
God: “Let’s have another look at that bridge idea, I am sure we can find a way.”