Christian Nade

[Hibeesmad]

Poor guy is starting to get annoyed by the abuse 😂

http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/christian-nade-people-thought-i-was-fat-at-hearts-i-wasn-t-1-3393428?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite

[Bostonhibby]

Nonsense, everyone knew he was just big boned.

What everyone struggled with was that he was a £16k a week "footballer"

[Bronson]

Come on now Christian, who are you trying to kid big guy?

[Jonnyboy]

Poor guy is starting to get annoyed by the abuse 

http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/christian-nade-people-thought-i-was-fat-at-hearts-i-wasn-t-1-3393428?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite

Very true. He wasn't fat he was humungous :greengrin

[matty_f]

He was pish.

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Why's he wearing one red Nike and one black Adidas boot in that pic?

[Sir David Gray]

Why's he wearing one red Nike and one black Adidas boot in that pic?

More to the point, has he given you your lunch back yet? :confused:

[matty_f]

Why's he wearing one red Nike and one black Adidas boot in that pic?

He accidentally ate his football boot and had to borrow one from someone else, who he also ate.

[MyJo]

Why's he wearing one red Nike and one black Adidas boot in that pic?

Because he is a ******
:greengrin

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Never been the same since that embarrassing incident where he'd locked himself out and got his breasts stuck whilst climbing through a window...

[truehibernian]

I went out with a girl who ended up getting invited for a 'drive' with Nade (after my dalliance) in his (unpaid for) car - she hated him as he spoke zero English all night - she was from Thurso so that went well !!!

Suspension on the car must have been tested to limits !!

[Viva_Palmeiras]

I went out with a girl who ended up getting invited for a 'drive' with Nade (after my dalliance) in his (unpaid for) car - she hated him as he spoke zero English all night - she was from Thurso so that went well !!!

Suspension on the car must have been tested to limits !!

She's obv no too picky ;)

[Stax]

:feed:

[truehibernian]

She's obv no too picky ;)

There's a story VP - quite a good one have to say but not for a forum 😀

Definitely not picky she went with me 😉

[Jim44]

Why's he wearing one red Nike and one black Adidas boot in that pic?

His mother is colour blind.

[Mark79]

Why's he wearing one red Nike and one black Adidas boot in that pic?

Doesnt bother him. He cant see his feet anyway.

[gorgie greens]

Nonsense, everyone knew he was just big boned.

What everyone struggled with was that he was a £16k a week "footballer"

and ends up getting his lamborghini repode, real reason was that the fat **** could not get in it,was often seen down Leith docks borrowing a crane to get lifted in to the car

[LancsHibs]

I went out with a girl who ended up getting invited for a 'drive' with Nade (after my dalliance) in his (unpaid for) car - she hated him as he spoke zero English all night - she was from Thurso so that went well !!!

Suspension on the car must have been tested to limits !!

Classy lassy:hug::sick:

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Christian, you look like Mark Henry, get tae.

[emerald green]

Poor guy is starting to get annoyed by the abuse

Christian Nade - legend. :faf:

[Jones28]

I went out with a girl who ended up getting invited for a 'drive' with Nade (after my dalliance) in his (unpaid for) car - she hated him as he spoke zero English all night - she was from Thurso so that went well !!!

Suspension on the car must have been tested to limits !!

Was she tidy? :greengrin:

[truehibernian]

Was she tidy? :greengrin:

Very !

[QMU-1875]

Didn't it come out he was playing at the power leagues and was humpty at that as well?

[Pray4Marc]

Didn't it come out he was playing at the power leagues and was humpty at that as well?

He wouldn't get thro the door.

[Gus Fring]

:nade:

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

12503

Typed Christian Nade into Google and look what came up lol. WTF

Stealing folks lunch since 2006(probably before)

[The_Horde]

Christian, you look like Mark Henry, get tae.

Was always more of an edge fan anyway.

[silverhibee]

I seen Nade play last week and got to say he is looking in pretty good shape and was MOTM for Dundee last week.

[The_Horde]

I seen Nade play last week and got to say he is looking in pretty good shape and was MOTM for Dundee last week.

Sign him up.

[WestEndHibee]

I seen Nade play last week and got to say he is looking in pretty good shape and was MOTM for Dundee last week.

“I go training, then after training I go to the gym. After the gym I go home and watch TV. Then I get up in the morning and go training again. Every day is the same. I’m so boring but I’m just trying to make the most of my career. I want to go home after training and wait for the next day.”

Kind of wish some of our players could have followed this routine over the last few years.

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

;3991997']Was always more of an edge fan anyway.

I liked Jeff Hardie :greengrin

[silverhibee]

;3992001']Sign him up.


I wouldn't go that far, :greengrin but he had a decent game and was a handful for the Alloa defence, i have seen all the teams play from the Championship league who will be involved in the play-off's against who ever falls in to that 11th spot in the SPFL at the end of the season, whoever it is will be in for a tough play-off whoever they play.

[Mark79]

“I go training, then after training I go to the gym. After the gym I go home and watch TV. Then I get up in the morning and go training again. Every day is the same. I’m so boring but I’m just trying to make the most of my career. I want to go home after training and wait for the next day.”

Kind of wish some of our players could have followed this routine over the last few years.

He is missing out on his food stops here.

[Biggie]

This has got Dundee in the playoffs written all over it......its the hibs way :-)

[scuttle]

Come on now Christian, who are you trying to kid big guy?

Has he got the ball up his shirt in that photo

[Sir David Gray]

This has got Dundee in the playoffs written all over it......its the hibs way :-)

They're almost certain to go up automatically.

They only need a point tomorrow at home to Dumbarton to go up, barring an 8-0 win for Hamilton over Morton.

[Pete]

This has got Dundee in the playoffs written all over it......its the hibs way :-)

It's not, and we're all going to have to start thinking along positive lines when saying "the hibs way".

Watch this space:greengrin