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3pm
26-04-2014, 11:34 AM
The cheats generally tend to get a decision in their favour. What will it be tomorrow?

MrSmith
26-04-2014, 11:37 AM
Every one possible!

Hopefully when it does happen, cos we all know it will! RP will show some guts and sort it!

3pm
26-04-2014, 11:37 AM
I am going for one of our goals to be chopped off. I thought about a retrospective red card for them but can't see it after Hammill last week.

Stax
26-04-2014, 11:39 AM
Their usual retrospective red card :rolleyes:

givescotlandfreedom
26-04-2014, 11:42 AM
A sclaffy goal from a corner given despite one of the pink gorillas holding Williams in the box.
I'm going to count how many miles they steal at throw ins too.

My_Wife_Camille
26-04-2014, 11:52 AM
Take your pick..

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/149551-hearts-david-templeton-facing-ban-as-sfa-issue-violent-conduct-charge/ (http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/149551-hearts-david-templeton-facing-ban-as-sfa-issue-violent-conduct-charge/)


http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/208733-hearts-ryan-stevenson-offered-two-match-ban-for-tackle-on-james-mcpake/

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/292689-ryan-mcgowan-accepts-two-match-ban/

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51c564a9e4b01f34284c6054/t/533b1cd4e4b0fd1329d6752c/1396382934000/

http://home2.btconnect.com/anniviers/ref.jpg

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66309000/jpg/_66309265_leigh_griffiths_goalline_we.jpg


I'll go for their forward scoring while being about 6 yards offside.

BarneyK
26-04-2014, 11:53 AM
Jamie Walker to dive out by the corner flag and be awarded a penalty which Stevenson despatches by hitting the resultant spot kick off both posts before following up by kicking both Williams and the ball firmly over the line. Stevenson then picks up the ball, runs round to the dug out, gives the finger to Vincent Lunny, rips out a dug-out seat and batters Maurice Malpas with it before finally, after the incident is calmed down, Ben Williams is shown a red card for inciting a riot by not not saving the penalty.

calumhibee1
26-04-2014, 12:39 PM
[QUO TE=Ee.;3983361]Take your pick..

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/149551-hearts-david-templeton-facing-ban-as-sfa-issue-violent-conduct-charge/ (http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/149551-hearts-david-templeton-facing-ban-as-sfa-issue-violent-conduct-charge/)


http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/208733-hearts-ryan-stevenson-offered-two-match-ban-for-tackle-on-james-mcpake/

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/292689-ryan-mcgowan-accepts-two-match-ban/

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51c564a9e4b01f34284c6054/t/533b1cd4e4b0fd1329d6752c/1396382934000/

http://home2.btconnect.com/anniviers/ref.jpg

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66309000/jpg/_66309265_leigh_griffiths_goalline_we.jpg


I'll go for their forward scoring while being about 6 yards offside.[/QUOTE]
Can't be arsed hunting for a link but you missed templetons suspension for kicking out at mcpake at the start of last season.

MWHIBBIES
26-04-2014, 12:44 PM
Maybe we should just go out and beat them convincingly and it wont matter?

BarneyK
26-04-2014, 12:46 PM
Maybe we should just go out and beat them convincingly and it wont matter?

:agree:

Hibercelona
26-04-2014, 12:54 PM
Maybe we should just go out and beat them convincingly and it wont matter?

Exactly. Thats what should be happening anyway!

Eyrie
26-04-2014, 12:55 PM
With all the Hibs players already on the field, Gary Locke trips over his own feet coming out after half time and the referee randomly sends off Williams before giving Them a penalty. Stevenson puts his first effort over the bar, so a retake is ordered. Murdoch makes a diving save to his left but is sent off for handball. Nelson then takes over in goal and saves the fresh penalty but is unable to beat the official to the rebound which is calmly tucked in the back of the net.

These things even themselves out however so Nelson, who didn't make any contact, is only booked for his attempt to challenge for the loose ball.

flash
26-04-2014, 12:57 PM
Exactly. Thats what should be happening anyway!

Why? Who else has done that recently?

Hibercelona
26-04-2014, 01:18 PM
Why? Who else has done that recently?

Don't give a s***e about anybody else. "We" should be stuffing them at every opportunity right now.

NOLA
26-04-2014, 01:28 PM
How many times will a hertz fanny jump onto the pitch while the stewards and polis stand back having a wee chuckle at the harmless banter ;)

The_Horde
26-04-2014, 01:30 PM
They'll get a dodgy penalty.

But it won't matter cause we'll already be 4-0 up.

The Green Goblin
26-04-2014, 01:32 PM
One of the jambo polis will arrest Watmore for running down the wing.

Disallowed (perfectly good) goal is the most likely.

emerald green
26-04-2014, 03:12 PM
Nobody should be surprised if Madden awards them a very "soft" penalty. Just to even things up after he reluctantly awarded a penalty to Hibs at new year derby.

MWHIBBIES
26-04-2014, 03:17 PM
Nobody should be surprised if Madden awards them a very "soft" penalty. Just to even things up after he reluctantly awarded a penalty to Hibs at new year derby.:faf: Hardly, he could easily have not given that, I was surprised when he did infact. It was a pen but not the type you see us get against them.

mutley
26-04-2014, 03:21 PM
;3983423']They'll get a dodgy penalty.

But it won't matter cause we'll already be 4-0 up.

Now, that's what I call optimism.... I like it

emerald green
26-04-2014, 03:22 PM
:faf: Hardly, he could easily have not given that, I was surprised when he did infact. It was a pen but not the type you see us get against them.

I was surprised when he gave it too. What I was trying to say was that he seemed, to me anyway, to take an eternity to make up his mind to give the penalty, and he did so reluctantly.

Aldo
26-04-2014, 03:41 PM
;3983423"]They'll get a dodgy penalty. But it won't matter cause we'll already be 5-0 up.

Changed that for you B!! ;-)

dchibs
26-04-2014, 04:15 PM
The cheats generally tend to get a decision in their favour. What will it be tomorrow?

Think they will get a penalty with a tackle about 4 feet outside the box, then send the hibs defender off for second bookable offence. The hearts player scores the pen and dives into their support but the ref dosnt notice as hes too busy sprinting to the half way line with his shirt over his head and arms aloft.

Phil D. Rolls
26-04-2014, 04:21 PM
I think that Walker will run up the pitch with the ball up his jumper. He will then trip over his laces at the half way line, and they'll get a penalty. Afterwards, the ref will text Butcher to apologise.

Malpas will be sitting in the stand after losing the plot and telling his wife to **** off. Afterwards the ref will apologise, after being told that Mauruce has not spoken to his wife since she put the carrots in the mince, as it cooked, rather than serving a separate portion.

CRAZYHIBBY
26-04-2014, 04:55 PM
Whos the ref

VivaHiberņa
26-04-2014, 05:22 PM
Whos the ref

Bobby Madden. Could be worse...

emerald green
26-04-2014, 05:26 PM
Bobby Madden. Could be worse...

Imagine it was Thomson and he repeated what he did in the cup final.

lyonhibs
26-04-2014, 05:40 PM
This thread has more than a whiff of comedy paranoia

craigmounthibby
26-04-2014, 05:43 PM
Take your pick..

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/149551-hearts-david-templeton-facing-ban-as-sfa-issue-violent-conduct-charge/ (http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/149551-hearts-david-templeton-facing-ban-as-sfa-issue-violent-conduct-charge/)


http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/208733-hearts-ryan-stevenson-offered-two-match-ban-for-tackle-on-james-mcpake/

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/292689-ryan-mcgowan-accepts-two-match-ban/

http://static.squarespace.com/static/51c564a9e4b01f34284c6054/t/533b1cd4e4b0fd1329d6752c/1396382934000/

http://home2.btconnect.com/anniviers/ref.jpg

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66309000/jpg/_66309265_leigh_griffiths_goalline_we.jpg


I'll go for their forward scoring while being about 6 yards offside.
:top marks

Phil D. Rolls
26-04-2014, 06:26 PM
Imagine it was Thomson and he repeated what he did in the cup final.

What cup final, and what did he do?

emerald green
26-04-2014, 06:29 PM
What cup final, and what did he do?

I wish I could forget like you seem to have done. :wink:

Phil D. Rolls
26-04-2014, 06:31 PM
I wish I could forget like you seem to have done. :wink:

I've not forgotten anything......what was I saying?

:hmmm:

SaulGoodman
26-04-2014, 06:46 PM
This thread has more than a whiff of comedy paranoia

You having a laugh? It was 'paranoia' about 6 incidents ago

3pm
26-04-2014, 06:47 PM
This thread has more than a whiff of comedy paranoia

Aye, no evidence to back it up.

emerald green
26-04-2014, 07:12 PM
This thread has more than a whiff of comedy paranoia

What do you mean by "comedy paranoia"? Please explain/expand. Cheers.

Danderhall Hibs
26-04-2014, 07:13 PM
It's all going to be evened up tomorrow.

10-0 Hibs.

Northernhibee
26-04-2014, 08:02 PM
In the 89th minute Lewis will get the ball, beat six men, round the keeper and backheel it into an empty net.

The ref will then say that in the 04/05 season advantage was called after a Hibs player fouled a Hearts player and he's calling it back to that. We'll then need to replay all the seasons since.

Waxy
26-04-2014, 09:47 PM
They wont get a decision tomorrow. The Rangers don't want us down so that over rules anything the yams want. I think.

matty_f
26-04-2014, 11:05 PM
It's all going to be evened up tomorrow.

10-0 Hibs.

How will the second half go?

Scouse Hibee
26-04-2014, 11:10 PM
The decision made by Hibs fans that they are always hard done by.

hibbymick
27-04-2014, 05:41 AM
In the 89th minute Lewis will get the ball, beat six men, round the keeper and backheel it into an empty net.

The ref will then say that in the 04/05 season advantage was called after a Hibs player fouled a Hearts player and he's calling it back to that. We'll then need to replay all the seasons since.

now that would be some own goal.

basehibby
27-04-2014, 09:23 PM
So - full house on the atrocious Yam-refereeing decision Bingo this week would have been won by the following:

Giving them a free kick for nothing from which a goal resulted
Cowardly failure to send off Robinson despite said player's sterling efforts to get a second yellow.

ehf
27-04-2014, 09:59 PM
So - full house on the atrocious Yam-refereeing decision Bingo this week would have been won by the following:

Giving them a free kick for nothing from which a goal resulted
Cowardly failure to send off Robinson despite said player's sterling efforts to get a second yellow.


And permitting them to handle the ball with impunity throughout the game.