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MarkGilchimp
15-03-2014, 10:35 PM
Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........

Jonnyboy
15-03-2014, 10:36 PM
Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........

Why, does he get booked? :greengrin

Phil D. Rolls
15-03-2014, 10:42 PM
Why, does he get booked? :greengrin

Thomson is the referee. Do I win £5?

Ozyhibby
15-03-2014, 10:48 PM
Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........

Eh?

jacomo
15-03-2014, 10:49 PM
Marvellous news in an otherwise disappointing season.

Steve-O
15-03-2014, 10:56 PM
Eh?

It is a new fim.

weonlywon6-2
15-03-2014, 11:04 PM
Just seen Under the Skin where Ms Johansson is an alien driving round Glasgow looking for men. Despite eyeing half of Glasgow's men including Celtic's finest (!) her chosen victim is one is us proudly showing off (and removing) his Hibs top. It doesn't end well........


if Scarlett got a game for hibs that would put season ticket sales up amongst us lads !!

Phil D. Rolls
15-03-2014, 11:17 PM
if Scarlett got a game for hibs that would put season ticket sales up amongst us lads !!

I'd buy one if she was working at the pie stand.

GreenLake
16-03-2014, 12:26 AM
if Scarlett got a game for hibs that would put season ticket sales up amongst us lads !!

She would probably handle the ball a bit better than some of our lads did today. :agree:

SaulGoodman
16-03-2014, 12:56 AM
After disposing of that guy she actually came to Easter Road to try and get more of us, luckily she couldn't work the self scanners.

Think she kept putting her card in upside down

nonshinyfinish
16-03-2014, 01:10 AM
She can put her card in any which way, no complaints from moi.

ManBearPig
16-03-2014, 08:08 AM
I've been wanting to see it. any good? is the hibee the main victim?

LancsHibs
16-03-2014, 08:28 AM
One of the most bizarre thread titles ever!

Bishop Hibee
16-03-2014, 09:44 AM
One of the most bizarre thread titles ever!

:greengrin Interview with the Hibs eater on the film here http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/mar/16/scarlett-johansson-interview-middle-ground-under-the-skin-sodastream

Another to add to the Hibs pantheon on the silver screen. Begbie would have sorted her out :take that

One Day Soon
16-03-2014, 12:54 PM
Johansson in, Butcher out.

Don't train hard enough - get eaten.
Don't play well enough - get eaten.
Tweet too much - get eaten.
Go to George Street too much - get eaten.
Sit in the stand moaning about the team - get eaten.
Bedwet on .net, get eaten.

Simple way to cut the wage bill too. You can't pay wages to someone the manager's eaten alive.

MarkGilchimp
16-03-2014, 02:31 PM
I've been wanting to see it. any good? is the hibee the main victim?

It's seriously weird but I thought it was very good. The hibee is the first victim I think, but non hang around for long. I'm wondering why a hibee? She's driving round looking for men out by themselves so maybe that's it,a lonely hibee in Glasgow. Or after driving past loads of smellies coming out of a game she decides they aren't worth eating.....

jacomo
16-03-2014, 03:53 PM
:greengrin Interview with the Hibs eater on the film here http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/mar/16/scarlett-johansson-interview-middle-ground-under-the-skin-sodastream

Another to add to the Hibs pantheon on the silver screen. Begbie would have sorted her out :take that

Shame she wasn't asked about this incident. I'm sure she would have said Hibees are well tasty.

Hermit Crab
16-03-2014, 03:54 PM
What a strange thread.

nonshinyfinish
16-03-2014, 03:57 PM
What a strange thread.

Strange threads in, the same old negative pish out.

Keith_M
16-03-2014, 04:25 PM
So, was SJ one of the original 'Gobblers' or is this a new mob that's started?


:wink:

ehf
16-03-2014, 09:04 PM
It's seriously weird but I thought it was very good. The hibee is the first victim I think, but non hang around for long. I'm wondering why a hibee? She's driving round looking for men out by themselves so maybe that's it,a lonely hibee in Glasgow. Or after driving past loads of smellies coming out of a game she decides they aren't worth eating.....

Remember reading the book (by Michael Faber) a good few years ago now, and it is very weird. Thought is was set up north somewhere, though. Presumably the director or screenwriter is a Hibby, because this certainly wasn't in the book.

NORTHERNHIBBY
16-03-2014, 09:14 PM
Is she Jonathon's sister?

CropleyWasGod
16-03-2014, 09:19 PM
Michel Faber is one of my favourite writers.

Thought the book (which had NHC :greengrin) was superb, so I'll probably hate the film.....

hibbypostie
16-03-2014, 09:25 PM
As Sickboy would say if she'd eat one Hibs fan she'd eat us all :aok:

MarkGilchimp
16-03-2014, 09:31 PM
Michel Faber is one of my favourite writers.

Thought the book (which had NHC :greengrin) was superb, so I'll probably hate the film.....

It's nothing like the book apparently so best watch it as something new

nonshinyfinish
16-03-2014, 09:44 PM
More importantly, which Hibs top was he wearing?

weonlywon6-2
16-03-2014, 09:51 PM
As Sickboy would say if she'd eat one Hibs fan she'd eat us all :aok:

im up for that,where can we vote her in !!

Ronniekirk
16-03-2014, 09:53 PM
More importantly, which Hibs top was he wearing?
Sounds a weird film . Liked the start of the film 16 years of Alcohol directed by the guy that used to play for the Skids ,set in Edinburgh and wee boy with Turn bull tornadoes Hibs top playing in street.

OsloHibs
16-03-2014, 09:54 PM
I knew she was 'one of us' :)

ehf
16-03-2014, 09:54 PM
More importantly, which Hibs top was he wearing?

From the perspective of enhancing Scarlett's culinary delectation, I would suggest that a season 2000/2001 white away top, ideally with "LATAPY 10" on the back would be the ne plus ultra in this particular range of comestibles...

Ronniekirk
16-03-2014, 10:00 PM
[QUOTE=OsloHibs;3934459]I knew she was 'one of us .

She didn't want a Jambo as that would of gone down to easy