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Billy Whizz
06-03-2014, 04:52 PM
http://m.skysports.com/article/football//9199574

Wonder what song the impersonator was signing

Viva_Palmeiras
06-03-2014, 04:55 PM
http://m.skysports.com/article/football//9199574

Wonder what song the impersonator was signing

Thrown out of court due to Entrapment - he was Caught In A Trap...

Viva_Palmeiras
06-03-2014, 05:00 PM
What is it about Elvis impersonators that riles professional football players? O'Connor had a run in with out (not founded) and I'm sure another Hibs player too?

The Wonder of 6-2 is quite catchy...

CropleyWasGod
06-03-2014, 05:00 PM
None of us believe him, of course.... we all have suspicious minds.

sixtwo
06-03-2014, 05:01 PM
Apparently he rushed in. We all know that wise men say, only fools rush in!

Jonnyboy
06-03-2014, 05:01 PM
Maybe Stokes acted out of some sort of empathy with the Gorgie mob and was affronted by a rendition of your cheating heart?

Kojock
06-03-2014, 05:02 PM
What is it about Evis Impersonators that footballers don't like.

Remember Gary O'Connor was also charged with assaulting one around 2005ish.:confused:

bob12345
06-03-2014, 05:10 PM
Poor lad. I bet he was all shook up.

Billy Whizz
06-03-2014, 05:13 PM
Maybe he was a bit peeved as Elvis was singing about a 70's Celtic idol
In Dixie land

Viva_Palmeiras
06-03-2014, 05:21 PM
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Im in pretty optimistic but this takes thinks to a new level. The resurrection tour maybe?

Jim44
06-03-2014, 05:52 PM
I wonder if the victim was a Teddy Bear.

Mikey
06-03-2014, 05:58 PM
We spotted Elvis while we were on holiday last year. He's still got space in his basket for burgers!

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Hibercelona
06-03-2014, 06:07 PM
Stokes thinks he's a hard man, living in the ghetto.

ManBearPig
06-03-2014, 06:16 PM
Stokes thinks he's a hard man, living in the ghetto.

but hes really just a teddy bear.....(oops I'll be getting a kick in next)

snooky
06-03-2014, 06:34 PM
http://m.skysports.com/article/football//9199574

Wonder what song the impersonator was signing

Wis it no' "Surrender"?

hibby67
07-03-2014, 01:38 AM
i believe the impersonator was "ALL SHOOK UP" after the assault.............. :taxi

Hibby70
07-03-2014, 06:29 AM
Celtic are sending him back to us.

You fill in the joke.

Weststandwanab
07-03-2014, 07:33 AM
Celtic are sending him back to us.

You fill in the joke.No joke but that would not surprise me in the summer.

heretoday
07-03-2014, 01:23 PM
What is it about Evis Impersonators that footballers don't like.

Remember Gary O'Connor was also charged with assaulting one around 2005ish.:confused:

Elvis impersonators look like 70s footballers, or maybe that should be the other way round.

Alfred E Newman
08-03-2014, 02:33 PM
Another PR disaster for the club. The easiest way to shut the drummer up is to dominate and win the game. Achieving that is more of a priority than banning drummers no matter how annoying they are.

CropleyWasGod
08-03-2014, 02:34 PM
Another PR disaster for the club. The easiest way to shut the drummer up is to dominate and win the game. Achieving that is more of a priority than banning drummers no matter how annoying they are.

Elvis wasn't a drummer. :wink: