View Full Version : Stokes has left the building
Billy Whizz
06-03-2014, 03:52 PM
http://m.skysports.com/article/football//9199574
Wonder what song the impersonator was signing
Viva_Palmeiras
06-03-2014, 03:55 PM
http://m.skysports.com/article/football//9199574
Wonder what song the impersonator was signing
Thrown out of court due to Entrapment - he was Caught In A Trap...
Viva_Palmeiras
06-03-2014, 04:00 PM
What is it about Elvis impersonators that riles professional football players? O'Connor had a run in with out (not founded) and I'm sure another Hibs player too?
The Wonder of 6-2 is quite catchy...
CropleyWasGod
06-03-2014, 04:00 PM
None of us believe him, of course.... we all have suspicious minds.
sixtwo
06-03-2014, 04:01 PM
Apparently he rushed in. We all know that wise men say, only fools rush in!
Jonnyboy
06-03-2014, 04:01 PM
Maybe Stokes acted out of some sort of empathy with the Gorgie mob and was affronted by a rendition of your cheating heart?
Kojock
06-03-2014, 04:02 PM
What is it about Evis Impersonators that footballers don't like.
Remember Gary O'Connor was also charged with assaulting one around 2005ish.:confused:
bob12345
06-03-2014, 04:10 PM
Poor lad. I bet he was all shook up.
Billy Whizz
06-03-2014, 04:13 PM
Maybe he was a bit peeved as Elvis was singing about a 70's Celtic idol
In Dixie land
Viva_Palmeiras
06-03-2014, 04:21 PM
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Im in pretty optimistic but this takes thinks to a new level. The resurrection tour maybe?
Jim44
06-03-2014, 04:52 PM
I wonder if the victim was a Teddy Bear.
Mikey
06-03-2014, 04:58 PM
We spotted Elvis while we were on holiday last year. He's still got space in his basket for burgers!
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Hibercelona
06-03-2014, 05:07 PM
Stokes thinks he's a hard man, living in the ghetto.
ManBearPig
06-03-2014, 05:16 PM
Stokes thinks he's a hard man, living in the ghetto.
but hes really just a teddy bear.....(oops I'll be getting a kick in next)
snooky
06-03-2014, 05:34 PM
http://m.skysports.com/article/football//9199574
Wonder what song the impersonator was signing
Wis it no' "Surrender"?
hibby67
07-03-2014, 12:38 AM
i believe the impersonator was "ALL SHOOK UP" after the assault.............. :taxi
Hibby70
07-03-2014, 05:29 AM
Celtic are sending him back to us.
You fill in the joke.
Weststandwanab
07-03-2014, 06:33 AM
Celtic are sending him back to us.
You fill in the joke.No joke but that would not surprise me in the summer.
heretoday
07-03-2014, 12:23 PM
What is it about Evis Impersonators that footballers don't like.
Remember Gary O'Connor was also charged with assaulting one around 2005ish.:confused:
Elvis impersonators look like 70s footballers, or maybe that should be the other way round.
Alfred E Newman
08-03-2014, 01:33 PM
Another PR disaster for the club. The easiest way to shut the drummer up is to dominate and win the game. Achieving that is more of a priority than banning drummers no matter how annoying they are.
CropleyWasGod
08-03-2014, 01:34 PM
Another PR disaster for the club. The easiest way to shut the drummer up is to dominate and win the game. Achieving that is more of a priority than banning drummers no matter how annoying they are.
Elvis wasn't a drummer. :wink:
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