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SON OF PADDY
02-02-2014, 11:19 PM
Hi guy's I find myself in a bit of a predicament !
Due to work commitments if find myself at Tynecastle tomorrow .
My Question is " how the **** do I keep the smile off my face " I would hate to upset the staff as they know my allegiance is to the Hibs.
All advice would be greatly appreciated.

jae
02-02-2014, 11:21 PM
Hi guy's I find myself in a bit of a predicament !
Due to work commitments if find myself at Tynecastle tomorrow .
My Question is " how the **** do I keep the smile off my face " I would hate to upset the staff as they know my allegiance is to the Hibs.
All advice would be greatly appreciated.

Take a lemon and suck really hard :greengrin

SON OF PADDY
02-02-2014, 11:26 PM
Thanks jae but I don't think there's a hope in hell that could keep me from smiling from ear to ear !!

#FromTheCapital
02-02-2014, 11:26 PM
My advice would be to buy an ICT strip, wear it to tynecastle tomorrow and not give a **** about upsetting the staff, maybe even make a point of giving each of them a high five a la tattoo man :greengrin

snooky
02-02-2014, 11:28 PM
Take a photo of Colin Calderwood with you.
That should see you through.

SON OF PADDY
02-02-2014, 11:32 PM
You sir have a very sick mind ! But I like it ......

GreenLake
03-02-2014, 01:07 AM
Imagine Ryan Stevenson asking your daughter out on a date.

Boyle89
03-02-2014, 01:37 AM
Take a photo of Colin Calderwood with you.
That should see you through.
HAHA!:top marks Shouldn't laugh but if you don't laugh then, well, you know...

Hibercelona
03-02-2014, 03:36 AM
Just give them a wee high five and tell them everything will be ok.

Then watch everything crumble around them in the matter of seconds.

greenlex
03-02-2014, 07:31 AM
Working at the Wongadome? Make sure you are paid in advance. If it's a course or the likes make sure you take a warm coat.

Moulin Yarns
03-02-2014, 07:36 AM
I am being very subtle today. I am wearing a pink tie to work which has a secret message on the lining, it says

"Just be FAMOUS you'll feel better"

#Pleasing

BSEJVT
03-02-2014, 08:01 AM
Two choices I think

Either wear a mask or tell them you are there pricing up for post liquidation demolition costs.

heretoday
03-02-2014, 08:36 AM
Be a gentleman.

lapsedhibee
03-02-2014, 08:52 AM
Won't really matter what you do. They can take it. Every defeat makes The Famous stronger, and the worse the defeat the bigger the strengthening effect. Right now they will be feeling strong enough to cope with absolutely anything, and won't bat an eyelid at seeing a Hibby in stitches at their plight.

ehf
03-02-2014, 09:11 AM
I'd be more concerned aboout making sure you get paid for whatever work you're doing at the Theatre of Screams.

bobbyhibs1983
03-02-2014, 11:00 AM
If you happy to smile alot during your time there and re asked about ity just say something alone the lines of how greatful you are to be working at the big teams stadiu and how you are looking forward to seeing the new (how many seated stand and cost) stand being built and how you are only a hibs fan and are jealous of what a great job mr locke is doing.

Plus as other posters have said make sure you get paid

Mark79
03-02-2014, 11:11 AM
Base yourself in the starewell. The lights aren't that good in there I have heard.

3pm
03-02-2014, 11:53 AM
Remind yourself you're doing a 'freebie'.

ALF TUPPER
03-02-2014, 12:41 PM
[QUOTE=SON OF PADDY;3895725]Hi guy's I find myself in a bit of a predicament !
Due to work commitments if find myself at Tynecastle tomorrow .
My Question is " how the **** do I keep the smile off my face " I would hate to upset the staff as they know my allegiance is to the Hibs.
All advice would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE


Ahhhhhhh "The Wooden Horse of Rod ." Get yourself in there mate and kill them off ? I like it. :cb

FranckSuzy
03-02-2014, 01:48 PM
Stroll casually up to whatever paste table like structure is masquerading as a bar and asked for a pint of Caley.

SON OF PADDY
03-02-2014, 07:14 PM
Hi guy's thanks for all your great advice !
Tried my best but couldn't keep the grin off my face, ended up pishing myself laughing.
Don't think they where to impressed....

clerriehibs
03-02-2014, 07:22 PM
Hi guy's I find myself in a bit of a predicament !
Due to work commitments if find myself at Tynecastle tomorrow .
My Question is " how the **** do I keep the smile off my face " I would hate to upset the staff as they know my allegiance is to the Hibs.
All advice would be greatly appreciated.

Shouldn't be a problem, you'll be wearing a protective mask in that environment anyway, won't you?

weonlywon6-2
03-02-2014, 09:18 PM
Take a lemon and suck really hard :greengrin

i dont think you will get the celtic manager back at tynie for a while ??