'Him' Training With 'Them'

[Mikeystewart]

https://twitter.com/PAULiBARNES/status/424141344442163200

[Biggie]

expect sales in tissues to go through the roof down Gorgie way

[Inch Hibs]

Finished tramp training with a ***** side who are finished in the top league in the country. :agree:

[DAVE1875]

In a public park by the looks of it, the swings just off camera?

[Geo_1875]

Obviously couldn't secure a deal at Alloa.

And Driver couldn't hack it at Yeovil. Apparently there are fitness issues. Who'd have believed that?

[#FromTheCapital]

Looks like their training on a field in the middle of some housing estate. Big team indeed.

[Pretty Boy]

Pity they can't sign him.

[Billy Whizz]

In a public park by the looks of it, the swings just off camera?

It's the student accommodation at Heriot Watt

[The_Todd]

Sorry to spoil the fun but that's Riccarton.

[SmashinGlass]

I chuckled at this.

Despite all the warnings, all the discussion a priori and subsequent to the Admin, they STILL DO NOT GET IT!

This creature was part of the beast that has landed them in the sorry mess they are in and yet they still view him as some sort of Messiah. I'm beginning to actually wonder if it is us who are the deluded ones and what they are living is true, objective reality. The mind boggles

:shocked::shocked:

[hibs0666]

Sorry to spoil the fun but that's Riccarton.

Aye but why do they train on a roundabout?

[BH Hibs]

I really couldn't care about this plum anymore. In fact I hope they do sign him and pay him more money they don't have, let him wear his ****ty number 51and play him at the PBS against us when we beat them. Then every Hibs player can look him in the eye, shake his hand and send hum on his way. Of course if this happens he'll be up the tunnel quicker than snaw off a dyke.

[NOLA]

Just him being there to train will give scotlands best youngsters a welcome boost in morale.

[The_Todd]

Aye but why do they train on a roundabout?

The pitches are near the road, for some odd reason

[SmashinGlass]

Just him being there to train will give scotlands best youngsters a welcome boost in morale.

Exactly, because from top to bottom at that club they are too ****ing ******ed to understand that the reason for their current predicament is the focus of that picture. If I happened to be one of the youngsters, I'd go out of my way to snap him in half as payback. I'm relatively intelligent in comparison though.

[SaulGoodman]

Griffiths was training with us a few weeks ago. Didn't sign with us though.

[Keith_M]

I want him to sign just in time for the relegation derby at the PBS, where Hibs hump them, he has a total howler, scores an O.G, is substituted to howls of derision from the remaining 20 or so Hearts fans in the ground, to which he replies by giving them finger, and gets a big cheer from the Hibs end as he leaves the field, throwing his Hearts jersey into the dugout and is never seen again down Gorgie way.


Ehm, sorry, what I meant to say was....makes no difference to me if he signs or not :wink:

[The_Horde]

Vain attempt to get some of those fans that have been missing to come back and rally behind "the famous"

[matty_f]

expect sales in tissues to go through the roof down Gorgie way

And that's just for Gonzo blowing his nose.

Hope he greets when they go down.

[BH Hibs]

Surprised they're no selling tickets to watch him train.

[Pretty Boy]

34 year old, hasn't played for a year, was pish at his last 2 teams, can't sign anyway, was a lazy player (although admittedly talented) even at his peak.......

Aye I'm shaking in my boots now.

[Hibernia Na Eir]

The Czech fart hasn't played a single game in 8 MONTHS!

SPFL will roast him!!!

[Hibernia Na Eir]

34 year old, hasn't played for a year, was pish at his last 2 teams, can't sign anyway, was a lazy player (although admittedly talented) even at his peak.......

Aye I'm shaking in my boots now.

Jumbos version of Deek?

[Andy74]

The pitches are near the road, for some odd reason

Unlike our state of the art centre you can walk, drive, park, whatever and watch what's going on. We should staff the place a few days before derbies to figure out their plans! :greengrin

[#FromTheCapital]

The pitches are near the road, for some odd reason

Seems a bit dangerous for such young boys to be playing that close to a road. Hope their parents are ok with this

[Mikey09]

The Czech fart hasn't played a single game in 8 MONTHS!

SPFL will roast him!!!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRECT!!!!!!!!!!! :agree:

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

He's such a pathetic figure. Unemployed for months, no club wants him so he's just lurking around Gorgie, posing for 1-5 photos with muppets whilst trying to get a game for Hearts. Sad.

[One Day Soon]

Let's review the facts here.

Hearts are utterly Donald Ducked for next 2 to 5 years at the very least.

Bye bye Big Team.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Looks like a doctored photo to me, he isn't that build.

[EskbankHibee]

How can anyone say they have sympathy for Hearts this season? Skacel took wages that they couldn't afford to pay and yet he's still a 'hero'. They laud Romanov despite bringing the club to its knees.

They still brag about these tainted victories and in the same vein cry for leniency from the SPFL.

[Ryan91]

Anyone got any news on the status of Kickback with regards to the breaking news from Riccarton?

[Saorsa]

He's such a pathetic figure. Unemployed for months, no club wants him so he's just lurking around Gorgie, posing for 1-5 photos with muppets whilst trying to get a game for Hearts. Sad.:agree:

Getting himself fit for the newco team in the lowland league, it's all he's fit for.

[Keith_M]

Anyone got any news on the status of Kickback with regards to the breaking news from Riccarton?


I think Kickback drowned under the flood, from the tears of pride

[Deansy]

Who's the creep standing behind him ? - he's looking at their 'Messiah's a**e with a really, Pervy , horny look on his face - the same kind of look the 'Messiah's got on his face at whatever young-boy's a**e HE'S sizing-up !!!

[Ryan91]

I think Kickback drowned under the flood, from the tears of pride

There does appear to be a few who are wetting their pants because he's training with them.

A few also thinking that he and Paul Hartley will be the management team next season. :faf:

[hibIBZ]

Who's the creep standing behind him ? - he's looking at their 'Messiah's a**e with a really, Pervy , horny look on his face - the same kind of look the 'Messiah's got on his face at whatever young-boy's a**e HE'S sizing-up !!!

Noticed that myself. Hamil is having a good perv at big noses erse

[cabbageandribs1875]

is that wee stick in the ground one of the goalposts :confused:

[MrSmith]

Now, am really confused!! I thought they could only sign another player if one left but were not allowed to sign someone over the age of 21 and that wages would have to reflect the outgoing players wage?

Was Skatchel and Romanov not under investigation for defrauding income tax? If they can sign him, will they reflect Kings wage then pay him extra roon the back door??

Hope the SFA and HMRC are watching this closely ...

[allezsauzee]

I hope is playing for them when we pump them at the PBS and wave them farewell as they make their way to the championship. Hopefully that will get right up his enormous nose

[Saorsa]

Now, am really confused!! I thought they could only sign another player if one left but were not allowed to sign someone over the age of 21 and that wages would have to reflect the outgoing players wage?

Was Skatchel and Romanov not under investigation for defrauding income tax? If they can sign him, will they reflect Kings wage then pay him extra roon the back door??

Hope the SFA and HMRC are watching this closely ...Why are you confused? They cannae sign him.

[MrSmith]

Why are you confused? They cannae sign him.

Cos am old and pissed off with them! Jumbos that is!!

[Smiggy 7-0]

I hope is playing for them when we pump them at the PBS and wave them farewell as they make their way to the championship. Hopefully that will get right up his enormous nose Would rather they were down and out long before then....We will finish in top 6 anyhow.:greengrin

[GordonHFC]

I chuckled at this.

Despite all the warnings, all the discussion a priori and subsequent to the Admin, they STILL DO NOT GET IT!

This creature was part of the beast that has landed them in the sorry mess they are in and yet they still view him as some sort of Messiah. I'm beginning to actually wonder if it is us who are the deluded ones and what they are living is true, objective reality. The mind boggles

:shocked::shocked:

He's not the Messiah, he's a very ugly boy.

[Dashing Bob S]

:agree:

Getting himself fit for the newco team in the lowland league, it's all he's fit for.

Probably have another season out as I doubt they'll be organized enough to be accepted into the Lowlife next season.

[Saorsa]

Probably have another season out as I doubt they'll be organized enough to be accepted into the Lowlife next season.Are you sure? With Ian (I'm an MP) Murray running the show, I'm sure they could still be ready at a moments notice for that eventuality. :greengrin

[Pretty Boy]

I do love the irony of Kickback having a 3 pager entitled 'Nobody wants the rat' about Derek Riordan being without a club whilst getting a semi about a guy who's hung around like a bad smell for months training with them because er...... he can't get a club.

[greenpaper55]

Shnozzle will be 35 this summer, he is well past it and they are welcome to him. He will be another drain on their resources just when they need it not

[jacomo]

I do love the irony of Kickback having a 3 pager entitled 'Nobody wants the rat' about Derek Riordan being without a club whilst getting a semi about a guy who's hung around like a bad smell for months training with them because er...... he can't get a club.

I've not been in favour of Riordan coming back for a third spell, mostly because Hibs as a club need to move on from the past, but I've now changed my mind and want him back on a short term deal.

Just so he can come off the bench on 29 March and wind them up. :greengrin

[bighairyfaeleith]

How can anyone say they have sympathy for Hearts this season? Skacel took wages that they couldn't afford to pay and yet he's still a 'hero'. They laud Romanov despite bringing the club to its knees.

They still brag about these tainted victories and in the same vein cry for leniency from the SPFL.

Whats Hammil up to in the backgound??

Looks a right ****ing looney tube

[sambajustice]

Looks like a doctored photo to me, he isn't that build.


Possible!??

Look at the boots he's wearing! Are they not circa 2002-2004 adidas predators?

[Vini1875]

How can anyone say they have sympathy for Hearts this season? Skacel took wages that they couldn't afford to pay and yet he's still a 'hero'. They laud Romanov despite bringing the club to its knees.

They still brag about these tainted victories and in the same vein cry for leniency from the SPFL.

Exactly, a lot of them still think it was all worth it, two cups for £50M and they still don't know what the total cost will be in the years recovering from the romanov era. They may yet find the price is very steep, a bit like the huns they don't like to pay the piper.

[Pete]

https://twitter.com/PAULiBARNES/status/424141344442163200

Monsters University.

[Mikey09]

Aye but why do they train on a roundabout?

Exactly.... Maybe that's why billy broon was punted.... Couldn't work out where to practice corners for and against...... I'll get ma coat :rolleyes:

[sixtwo]

I hope he does sign. I've said on another thread that the thought of him crying on his knees when they are relegated, fills me with delight. I hope he wears the number 51 too as I think we'll finish 51 points ahead of the ****my peasants!!

[aljo7-0]

Overheard 2 Yams chatting on the bus last night about Skacel.
One of them says "But we cant sign him"
The other says "Yes we can - its one out one in".
"Oh right" says the other "but who is leaving for him to come in".
" Aaaah Billy Brown is offski so we are losing a coach so they are getting Skacel in on a Player coach deal."
"Brilliant - that's really clever" says the other.
I had to bite my tongue to stop laughing out loud - clearly never dawned on our IQ deprived friends that it will be "one out one in" for player registrations.

Unless I'm the idiot and they will shortly be letting their tea lady, bus driver, groundstaff, and other back ground staff go so they can sign the entire Barcelona squad.

[Saorsa]

Overheard 2 Yams chatting on the bus last night about Skacel.
One of them says "But we cant sign him"
The other says "Yes we can - its one out one in".
"Oh right" says the other "but who is leaving for him to come in".
" Aaaah Billy Brown is offski so we are losing a coach so they are getting Skacel in on a Player coach deal."
"Brilliant - that's really clever" says the other.
I had to bite my tongue to stop laughing out loud - clearly never dawned on our IQ deprived friends that it will be "one out one in" for player registrations.

Unless I'm the idiot and they will shortly be letting their tea lady, bus driver, groundstaff, and other back ground staff go so they can sign the entire Barcelona squad.:hilarious

They really are as thick as **** in the neck of a bottle

[Robinho08]

Sorry to spoil the fun but that's Riccarton.

Yup.

[green.and.white]

I hope he does sign. I've said on another thread that the thought of him crying on his knees when they are relegated, fills me with delight. I hope he wears the number 51 too as I think we'll finish 51 points ahead of the ****my peasants!!

This. Nothing would please me more than seeing a hearts team relegated with him in it!

[Sir David Gray]

Looks like their training on a field in the middle of some housing estate. Big team indeed.

They tried to get onto the main pitch at Riccarton but they were beaten to it by the 3rd year hockey students.

[lucky]

I hope he signs for them on more money than they can afford.

[Green Reaper]

I hope he signs for them on more money than they can afford.

Like £2 a week :-)

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Like £2 a week :-)

Like 2p a week.

[Ronniekirk]

Like 2p a week.

Like minus 2 p a week

[Pete]

Like minus 2 p a week

Like -15p a week.

[Ronniekirk]

https://twitter.com/PAULiBARNES/status/424141344442163200

Let him train ,Let him train , let him train would of worked better at x mass .I have no interest in this cretin find the whole thing sordid .Does he have attachment issues as he seems unable to move on and integrate into another team . He is now just capitalising on there demise , and hoping to jump on some future gravy train in the lower leagues ,:cblike a lot of the current rangers squad have done

[Baker9]

Jumbos version of Deek?

Totally unfair on Deek. Deek loved the Hibs. 'Him' only loved the money that 'loving the hearts' could make him. A bigger con artist than Romanov.

[NAE NOOKIE]

Cant think of anything funny to say about that sad picture so heres a serious question.

Could they sign him, or any other player for that matter, as an amatuer?

[Sir David Gray]

Cant think of anything funny to say about that sad picture so heres a serious question.

Could they sign him, or any other player for that matter, as an amatuer?

No.

They are banned from registering new players, irrespective of whether or not that player would be paid.

[kaimendhibs]

Noticed that myself. Hamil is having a good perv at big noses erse

First thing I noticed, urghhhhh


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[stoneyburn hibs]

Delighted if they can sign him, foremost he can be part of a relegated Hearts, the icing would be if he played and we relegated them and he played.

[edinburghhibee]

Get him signed up yambloids the thought of a packed roseburn going mental at the final whistle after hammering that shower and him in the team is perfection. Even if he was at his peak again that team is so bad he could do nothing to stop them sliding into the championship

[hibee62]

Been thinking about this for a couple of days, but I'm no admin expert.

Should this Jackson guy be investigated? His job is to squeeze every penny he can into the creditors while keeping the business afloat, yeah? I'm sure signing or giving free training to players does not come under this?

He can't even argue that making them successful adds value as they are now beyond hope of staying up. Anyone any ideas?

[Hibernia Na Eir]

Been thinking about this for a couple of days, but I'm no admin expert.

Should this Jackson guy be investigated? His job is to squeeze every penny he can into the creditors while keeping the business afloat, yeah? I'm sure signing or giving free training to players does not come under this?

He can't even argue that making them successful adds value as they are now beyond hope of staying up. Anyone any ideas?

it looks to me as though Jackson (and BDO) are now simply doing all they can to create extra revenue to guarantee that they can get their (huge) slice of cake. Definitely.

[I'm_cabbaged]

Get him signed up yambloids the thought of a packed roseburn going mental at the final whistle after hammering that shower and him in the team is perfection. Even if he was at his peak again that team is so bad he could do nothing to stop them sliding into the championship

Exactly, Rudi rudI give us a wave would be marvellous :)

[Hibbyradge]

Been thinking about this for a couple of days, but I'm no admin expert.

Should this Jackson guy be investigated? His job is to squeeze every penny he can into the creditors while keeping the business afloat, yeah? I'm sure signing or giving free training to players does not come under this?



His job is to keep hearts afloat, first and foremost.

[WWFTWTG]

Doomed, they are doomed :agree:

[skipster7]

Made for each other, odious:jamboak:

[Paisley Hibby]

Great to see the pantomime villain back - even if only for training. I don't understand why folk get all angry about him as for me he's good entertainment value. Let's face it, we loved the way deek and nid wound them up in the past and at least their feelings were authentic. Even the yams know deep down that satchel didn't really decide that he wanted to be a jambo while in his mothers womb back in the Czech republic. Shame he can't sign for them as it would be great fun if he was able to play for them next time we visit the PBS.

[Sir David Gray]

Great to see the pantomime villain back - even if only for training. I don't understand why folk get all angry about him as for me he's good entertainment value. Let's face it, we loved the way deek and nid wound them up in the past and at least their feelings were authentic. Even the yams know deep down that satchel didn't really decide that he wanted to be a jambo while in his mothers womb back in the Czech republic. Shame he can't sign for them as it would be great fun if he was able to play for them next time we visit the PBS.

I'm gutted he didn't sign for Alloa.

I had my heart set on us getting them in the next round of the cup and someone like Michael Nelson going through him over at the East Stand side after the first five minutes.

See if he does the :loser: sign that time.

[Diclonius]

I'm gutted he didn't sign for Alloa.

I had my heart set on us getting them in the next round of the cup and someone like Michael Nelson going through him over at the East Stand side after the first five minutes.

See if he does the :loser: sign that time.

Given that he has absolutely no professionalism as a player whatsoever and appears to have one single-minded goal (to openly display hatred - not antagonistic rivalry - for a specific group of people), I have no doubt that he'll do it when he wants and as many times as he wants, irrespective of the scoreline.

I couldn't care less if we miss out on the opportunity to hammer a team with him in it and/or see him get clattered. Rudi Skacel is a complete ****, and I do not want to see him anywhere near Easter Road or playing against our team ever again.