Caption Competition: What's Terry Describing?

[Dan Sarf]

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:greengrin

[Barney McGrew]

How much of a flying **** do you give about Hearts current predicament Terry?

[Jonnyboy]

Reacting to the question "How much do you care about the goings on at the Wongadome Terry?"

[GreenLake]

"This is how far Hearts are from extinction!"

[Bostonhibby]

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:greengrin

So I said to Billy Broon take one step closer and I will crush you between 2 fingers.:greengrin

[jimmyboco1875]

So I said to Billy Broon take one step closer and I will crush you between 2 fingers.:greengrin

👍👍

[Pretty Boy]

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:greengrin

Terry uses visual aids to describe how big a team Hearts actually are.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

What do you call a yam with a one inch schlong?
Justin.

[Hermit Crab]

There's that much left in the biscuit tin for me to spend said uncle Rodders

[DaveF]

I was this close to chopping Maradona in '86

[weecounty hibby]

How much does Billy Brown know about setting up a team Terry?

[Hibs Class]

So, Terry, after 22 matches just how close are hearts to reaching zero points?

[Aldo]

I've seen the scan of a Browns so called Brain and it's no bigger than this!!

[Eyrie]

"We're this close to bringing back Leigh Griffiths".

[iwasthere1972]

These invisible hearing aids will be available in the Hibs clubstore from tomorrow morning.

[andy1875]

How close were Hearts to winning the league in 86?

[Bobo]

" Well seen Billy Brown's on the Broo, just saw him trying to peddle his bald half incher on Gorgie Road".

[Ronniekirk]

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:greengrin
He can't stop talking ,he keeps rabbiting on ,Yakitty Yak Rabbit Rabbit,

[Ronniekirk]

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:greengrin
We are so close to having a really good team it's almost Tangible

[Peevemor]

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:greengrin

Jamie Walker? Maybe it looked like the wee fud dived, but in reality I got him with my invisible peashooter.

[Mikey09]

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:greengrin"Those poor hearts kids are this close to burning out.... Honest, billy brown told me." :wink:

[DAVE1875]

"My finger represents the play-off and my thumb represents Hearts at the end of the season"

[BH Hibs]

I care this much about Rudi ****ing Skacel

[SMAXXA]

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:greengrin

How far have we progressed Terry, "we are taking baby steps" :greengrin

[silverhibee]

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:greengrin


Not only is he invisible, he can shrink as well. :greengrin

[heretoday]

Say hello to my little friend Lockie.

[Eternal Hibbie]

It's personal ! :D

[The Gorf]

Dynamo showed me how. Just snapped my fingers and Broon was gone.

[Keith_M]

What are the chances of Hearts ever beating Hibs while you're in charge, Terry?

[Inch Hibs]

He's trying to do the YIC :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Arch Stanton]

And after the Loch Ness monster I usually finish with Bugs Bunny.

[snooky]

"TB or not TB, that is the question"

[Eyrie]

"I always felt sorry for Graeme Souness when he joined us in the communal bath".

[Dunderhall]

In a progressive move, TB at least announces the 2014 Scottish Cup win bonus.