If Hollywood Made a Movie at Tynecastle

[GreenLake]

If tynecastle was a movie location what would the film be titled?

1. CashaBlanka
2. Fight Blub
3. Se7en
4. Lice Station Zebra
5. The Silence of the Jambs
6. The Shinning
7. Lien
8. Liens
9. Liens 3
10. Predator
11. The Debt
12. The Green Smile

[nonshinyfinish]

Dude, Where's My Share Certificate?

[Gustavo Fring]

falling down

michael douglas as vlad

[Saorsa]

If they made a western it would be, Roaster Cogburn

Plenty tae fit that part.

[jimmyboco1875]

Another flew into McDonald's nest

[The_Todd]

Jambogeddon

[Saorsa]

7 Sisters for 7 Brothers

[jimmyboco1875]

Gary Locke could always play the part as waterboy

[The_Todd]

Tynietanic

[Aldo]

Dumb (Locke) and Dumber (Brown)

In Golden Shower (instead of on golden pond)

[The Gorf]

Die Hard ( very hard please)

[Fife-Hibee]

Misery ! Billy Broon as Cathy Bates!

[Chibs]

The magnificent seven :flag:

[Hibrandenburg]

I'd like to see a remake of "the Magnificent 7".

[Hibrandenburg]

The magnificent seven :flag:

Bugger!

[Saorsa]

The Crying (whinging & whining) Game :boo hoo: http://i41.tinypic.com/w2c294.gif

[One Day Soon]

Dude, Where's My Share Certificate?

First class NSF.

I will add:

All Quiet on the Transfer Front

Escape to Pyrrhic Victory

The Lithuanian Job

Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang

The Bank Busters

My Beautiful Illegal Laundrette

A Bridging Loan Too Far

The 39 Steps (to liquidation)

Its Not a Wonderful Life



This thread could go on forever.

[James70]

On Golden Pond
Cheatin' Hearts
The Cheaters
Armageddon
Armageddon; The Final Challenge
Thieves Like Us
Man With the Golden Gun

[Craig_in_Prague]

The Bank Job
Liar Liar

[Stax]

The pissidon adventure starring Gary Locke.

[Gustavo Fring]

mad max - beyond savile dome

[Keith_M]

Crash

[hibbymick]

The kids are all shi*e.

[sixtwo]

The inconvenient truth. ( yer going bust)

[Saorsa]

http://thoughtcafe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/deliverance-banjo-player-squeal-like-a-piggy-300x200.jpg

[Keith_M]

http://thoughtcafe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/deliverance-banjo-player-squeal-like-a-piggy-300x200.jpg


You do realise that's that Rolland guy that comments in The Scotsman?

[big gogs]

For whom the bills toll,the thick the bad and the ugly,the temptation of vlad,silly Elliot,

[Bostonhibby]

Pied Piper of Hamelin? Eastern European rat catcher fooling the rats into following him and leading them to their deaths?

The Wizard of Oz -follow the yellow brick road?

The Dirty Dozen?

Apocalypse Now - or some time soon?

The Sting - dedicated specifically to the great share issue of 2013.

[s.a.m]

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

[Chibs]

Flatliners

[VivaHiberña]

You do realise that's that Rolland guy that comments in The Scotsman?

Any idea what username he's going by nowadays?

[Hibercelona]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ4ODE3NDU4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMyMjMzMg@@._ V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

[WWFTWTG]

If tynecastle was a movie location what would the film be titled?

1. CashaBlanka
2. Fight Blub
3. Se7en
4. Lice Station Zebra
5. The Silence of the Jambs
6. The Shinning
7. Lien
8. Liens
9. Liens 3
10. Predator
11. The Debt
12. The Green Smile


Once Upon A Time In Lithuania :agree:

[nonshinyfinish]

A Bridging Loan Too Far

:faf:

[Jones28]

Zombieland

2012

The wonga games

Impossible

[RoYO!]

citizen con

[portycabbage]

Death Becomes Her.

[RoYO!]

the untouchables(?)

[Scouse Hibee]

Carry On Down the Pan
Only Fools and Nonces
VATman Returns
Meet The Cheating Fockers
Brother Sister Cousin Uncle Auntie Nephew Niece Mummy Daddy day Camp
Oh for a few dollars more
Maroonship Down

[Hibercelona]

http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/6wGmZSlXhsNwS1AFE1o5yMhBALt.jpg

[aljo7-0]

Empty Medal Jacket starring Gary Mackay

[GreenLake]

Natal Attraction

[portycabbage]

http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/6wGmZSlXhsNwS1AFE1o5yMhBALt.jpg
Now that is apt. I think Brian Jackson should change his name to Larry.

[Hibbyradge]

http://www.entertainmentwallpaper.com/images/desktops/movie/the_crazies06.jpg

[GreenLake]

20,000 Leagues Under Administration

[Mon Dieu4]

300 aka 14,587

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The Big Lie-bowski

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Enemy of the State(s)

[AltheHibby]

Marooned. A real film about space cadets, sorry, astronauts running out of oxygen and time. Sounds perfect. Also, it made a loss at the box office.

The Loss(t) Boys

RED - Really Early Demotion

[.Sean.]

Wally Street

The Filth And Their Fury

[MyJo]

http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/down_poster450-thumb-250x345-39506.jpg

[GreenLake]

The Pink Panter

[kdhibees1]

Misery

[Hibbyradge]

http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/down_poster450-thumb-250x345-39506.jpg

:not worth

:top marks

[GreenLake]

Secret Window Licker

The Twirling Zone

The Urinal Suspects

[judas]

If tynecastle was a movie location what would the film be titled?

1. CashaBlanka
2. Fight Blub
3. Se7en
4. Lice Station Zebra
5. The Silence of the Jambs
6. The Shinning
7. Lien
8. Liens
9. Liens 3
10. Predator
11. The Debt
12. The Green Smile

Margin Fall

[AltheHibby]

Cyrano de Bergerac starring rudi the rat

[weonlywon6-2]

http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/down_poster450-thumb-250x345-39506.jpg

excellent,is that wee fat Robbo in the picture with the hat on,the other two look like Brown and Locke ??

[portycabbage]

The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty.
Repo Man.

[truehibernian]

After a sleepover at Lockey's - On Golden Pond !

[GreenLake]

The Boys are Kack

[Kato]

(Lack of) Atonement

[The_Sauz]

The Muppets
11771
Rudie

[Hibbyradge]

Terminator 3 - Rise of the Fax Machines.

[Disc O'Dave]

Lolita

[portycabbage]

The History Boys

[snooky]

Silence of the Jambs
Swindlers List
How I Won the War

[Viva_Palmeiras]

We need to talk about Kevin.
The SPFL strikes back
The loan wars
The Yam who stole Christmas
Gorgie Park
The Incredibles
The incredible bulk/sulk (Starring Robbo and Broon)
Close Encounters of a turd kind
Yambo - First blood doesn't show on a crappy shirt.
For whom the bellend tolls
To kill a Jambo bird.
Being John Robertson
Midnight in Gorgie
Slackbladder goes back and forth
Indecent proposals

[GreenLake]

Shattered

[Baader]

Evil Dead
Lock(e)out

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The money pit

[Hibbyradge]

http://content7.flixster.com/movie/10/89/63/10896345_det.jpg

[kev1875]

The Sad, The Bad and The Ugly.

[portycabbage]

No More Excuses.

Pride.

[Stevo1875]

Any Given Payday

Tax Wars
Return of the Taxman
The Taxman Strikes Back

The Tyncastle Massacre

A Nightmare on Gorgie Road

[GreenLake]

Shaft

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Down and out in Corstorphine Hills
Frantic
Demolition Man
GoingaDoon (a remake of the mythical Scottish classic)
Misery Galore!

[NAE NOOKIE]

The 39 ( painted ) steps
The money pit
Kindergarten coach
Honey I blew up the attendance
Raiders of the lost cash
Them!!!

[Dunderhall]

Snow White and the 7 left standing.
Alice Barry in wonderland.
The story of Robin chartities and his merry men.
The sign of Zero
One hundred and one Lithuanians.
Now you see him, now you don't.
Honey, I shrunk the squad.
The rescuers going under.
Wild hearts can be broken.

[Pretty Boy]

When Saturday Comes (you'll be in Ikea)

All Quiet On The Transfer Front

Ball on an Old Tin Roof

[Hibbyradge]

I'm putting this one up for a BAFTA.

It just needs a skilled photoshoper with a clever sense of humour! :wink:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ljOcApOnL._SL1100_.jpg



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ljOcApOnL._SL1100_.jpg

[GreenLake]

Poxy Brown

[GreenLake]

Locke, cock and two steaming barrels

[Bostonhibby]

One flew over the cuckoos nest, starring Billy Broon in a variety of roles.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Lithuanian Hustle
The Child Fleece
Vladdie goes to Monte Carlo
Vladdie Goes Bananas
Mission Impossible
The Lith who kicked the hornets nest
The Yam with the dragon tattoo
Run fat boy Run (Nade: my glorious Hearts career)
Baws

[Sudds_1]

The Magnificent Seven?

[Sudds_1]

Brokeback Mountain, the wilderness years :rolleyes:

[Pretty Boy]

The Talentless Mr McHattie

[s.a.m]

http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/down_poster450-thumb-250x345-39506.jpg

Excellent! :thumbsup:

[Sunny1875]

Trampspotting

[rossmc07]

(M)owe money

[kaisersmith]

Broke bank mountain :flag:

[rossmc07]

Too few good men

[GreenLake]

The Prince of Eejits

[Pretty Boy]

007: The man with the Golden Shower

Little Miss Sunshine (on Leith)

[Stevie Reid]

The Lion ****

[jgl07]

he Agatha Christie classic: Towards Zero

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towards_Zero

[Barney McGrew]

11772

[green.and.white]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101704/

Delusion

[One Day Soon]

Some real quality contributions on this thread.

(Not so) Big

Silence of the Yams

20,000 League Points Under the Sea

A Lithuanian Werewolf in Gorgie

Around the Rules in 80 Ways

Yamknobs and Yamsticks

The Badge on the Rover Kwai

Children of a Lesser Club

Close Encounters of the Relegation Kind

Djambo Unhinged

The Taxorcist

Club, Interrupted

Its a Vlad Vlad Vlad Vlad World

The Billing Fields

Lost in Administration

A Man(ager) for all Relegation Seasons

Phantom of the FOHpera

(Tears of Bulgarian) Pride and (Gorgie) Prejudice

Raging Bull5hit

The Wrong Stuff

A Rover Runs Through It

A Room with a Relegation View

Tax Terms of Endearment

Mentl


I may not getting any work done tomorrow at all.

[Saorsa]

(kiddy) Fiddler on the (asbestos) Roof

[Hibby70]

The Hunt For Rent October

There are a few sequels.

[kaimendhibs]

The departed.


Sent from my iphone

[blackpoolhibs]

Filth.

[Hibby70]

Some Like It Hot (and steamin')

[shankssaysno]

Forest ****

[Hibby70]

Sackie Brown

[GreenLake]

The Ring (piece)
The Ring -2

[Eyrie]

The Great Yam Robbery
Roman Ov: Prince of Thieves
Carry On Down the Khazi
Unsexy Beasts
The Unforgiven
Gross Points Blank
The Desolation of Locke
From Russia With Debt
The Brown Ultimatums

[Aldo]

The Money Pit

Dirty Rotten Yams

Me, Myself and Roman

Runaways

Hellboy 2 :- the Golden shower army

Thick as thieves

How to Steal (the yams) millions

Lonely Hearts

Sorry I'll get ma coat

[GreenLake]

The Kidds are Alright

[kevo1875]

Sh**e club

[LeithBoozy]

THE SILENCE OF THE YAMS. :greengrin

[Hibby70]

Foetal Attraction.

[The_Horde]

Cock Locke and -two pishy barrels.

[GreenLake]

Biller Elite

[kevo1875]

****

[LeithBoozy]

Jaws, directed and produced by B Brown.

[GreenLake]

The Italian Gob - Starring Pasquale Bruno

[Fife-Hibee]

(kiddy) Fiddler on the (asbestos) Roof

Hahaha

[LeithBoozy]

A nightmare on McLeod St.

[Fife-Hibee]

Pee-Wees Big adventure! Starring Gary Locke

[Stevie Reid]

Some peaches on this thread likes! Too many to quote, but good work, all concerned

[Scott Allan Key]

A Few S***e men

RobboNotMuchCop

Pee-wee's Big (Team) Adventure, starring Gary Locke

Kids

Vladi does Jambos

Two Roses and a Golden Shower (Locke's Valentine Day sorted)

There will be Blooded-Turds

Flashbacks of a Fool (5-1, etc)

12 Years a Slave, starring a squad of thousands- all unpaid, to be continued...

The Hobo: The Desolation of Smug

[Hibby Gav]

Raging Bill

[MyJo]

Total recall, to Lithuania.

Finding vlad-o

The curious case of Kevin McTattie ( says he's 20 but looks about 45)

7 years in the championship

The incredible sulk (billy broon)

Spurtonkids

Strugglin' beauty

The invisible fan

[Pretty Boy]

Downfall

PS I Owe You

The Bucket List (of unpaid creditors)

(Headless) Chicken Run starring Calum Paterson

[basehibby]

7 Sisters for 7 Brothers

:tee hee:

[Pretty Boy]

12 Years a Slave starring that weirdo Kickback admin and his ex

Beasts of the Southern Wild featuring Wee Airdrie Jambo, Graham Rix and Craig Thompson

[EuanH78]

This is the end.

[Hibby Gav]

Taxi Drivers ~ starring the entire coaching staff

[iwasthere1972]

39 Steps (painted)

[Hibby Gav]

Shaving privates Ryan ?

[Pretty Boy]

Rudi Skacel is The Mercenary

'He'll do anything if you pay him enough'

[Hibby Gav]

Shight Club

[MyJo]

Back to the premiership (14/15)

Back to the premiership part 2 ( 15/16)

Back to the premiership part 3 (16/17)

Munters inc

A thugs life (starring Ryan Stevenson)

When Gary met Ally

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Fiddler on the books
Fiddler fell through the roof

[18/03/07]

Brokeback Mountain starring Calum Elliot and the roasters from kickback

[Jonnyboy]

The Adventures of Robin Ba5tards

All Quiet on the Transfer Front

The Big Clock (is ticking)

Billy (Broon) Liar

I'm Alright Jack

Secrets and Lies

[kevo1875]

Journey to the centre of the championship

[iwasthere1972]

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

[johncrobertson@]

Locke Mess

[iwasthere1972]

The Odd Couple starring Gary Locke and Billy Broon.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Moany Dick

[Hibby Gav]

Shady and the Tramps

How we lost the war

[FranckSuzy]

Prejudice and Prejudice
(totally) Brassed (f%ck) Off
The Administrator Strikes Back
While You Were Shipping (points)
Oh Romanov, Where Art Thou?
Sleepless in Tynecastle
Die Hard 2: Die Harder

[rossmc07]

The stand that time forgot

[One Day Soon]

The stand that time forgot

That's a gold star right there

[basehibby]

Calamity Jam(bos)
The Great Locke and (sheight)hole Swindle
Yam on a Hot Tin (reinforced with asbestos) Roof
Close Encounters of the Bloodied Turd Kind
West Side (Hi)Story

[LeithBoozy]

Braindead 1992.

[Bobo]

The Heart(s) Is(are) Deceitful Above All Things.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368774/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Must have been made for that mob, the title pretty much sums them up!

[Jonnyboy]

20,000 Leagues Under the Hibs

[s.a.m]

20,000 Leagues Under the Hibs


:greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

Dumb & Dumber - the Shareholder limited edition version

[Thecat23]

Silence Of The Yams.

[James70]

Eyes Wide Shut (as they concede yet another goal)
Dirty Gary
The Lost Weekend(every week in their case)
The Lost Boys
Doomed to Die

[Humo]

Mission impossible: return to 0 points.

07: James loses an 0

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

[Kevvy1875]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5NjUwODU3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjIxMjIzMQ%40% 40._V1_SX214_.jpg

[davidw]

The Sad, The Bad and The Ugly.

or

The boo-ed the Neanderthal and the ugly.

or

The ugly, the ugly and the ugly.

[GreenLake]

Crank -2: Pie Shortage

[matty_f]

or

The boo-ed the Neanderthal and the ugly.

or

The ugly, the ugly and the ugly.
The ugly, the really ugly, and the Fulton.

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Superbad

[matty_f]

The creditors strikes back.
Physio
Child's Play
The 6th Pence
Holtergeist
Look Tattoo's Talking
(No) Payback
S#! tanic
VATman Begins
No Consideration For Young Men
Crappy Feet
The Unwinnables
Badfellas

[marinello59]

Dumb and Dumber and Dumber and Dumber and Dumber...............(repeat 400 000 times.)

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The Ham Shanks (non) Redemption
Passage to Lithuania
Bad News (who?) Cares?
Shipping Goals News
Achored (to the bottom of the league) Man
Any which way to Lose
Kindergarten Flops
Long walk to thief-dom
FinalDestination
the Perfect Storm

[matty_f]

Mad McHatts - Beyond the Wongadome
Big Team Trouble in Little China
Quite Ugly Every Morning
Gross No Points Blank
No Points Break
Loan Shark Tail
Finding Nil-mo

[MyJo]

Lithuanian hustle

Strugglin' nights: the ballad of billy broon

W-anchorman: the legend of Ryan Stevenson

No points break

[stoneyburn hibs]

Bravo Zero Two

Cant Escape To Victory

:cb

[Mikey09]

Killing Them Softly
Horrible Bosses
I Give It A Year (or till the end of March)
Knowing
The Kids Are All *****
Assholes Assemble
Monty Pythons Life of Vlad (he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy):thumbsup:

[Pretty Boy]

Yammery Smuggets A Series of Unfortunate Events

[lyonhibs]

Catcher in the Sty: The Jamie MacDonald Story
The Golden (shower) Lovers playbook: An insight into Gary Locke's tactical insights (court metrage)

[blindsummit]

Death Drums Along The River (Forth)

[BH Hibs]

Flight of the Submariner
The Maroon Pimpernel
(Tellin) Porkies

Nearly forgot S C U M

[sadtom]

Apologies if already posted but i'll go for the 'video nasty' approach.

The Evil Dead II
and
I Spit On Your Grave

[Shore Thing]

'Despicable HMFC'... including this scene depicting the 2012 share offer / Christmas present embezzlement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd2Zcbl9_iU

[LeithBoozy]

After Vlad did a runner-Independence Day. :agree:

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Fulton of the Jungle
The Booze Brothers (with Foulkes and Blobbo)
Eat, Pray, Cheat

Citizen Blame

To Catch a Thief
The (Ugly) Birds
Its a wonderful strife
We're Last and we're Furious
We Owe the Crown Affair
Cloudy with a chance of freefall
Inglorious Bsterds

[Pretty Boy]

The Yambusters

Die Hard 7.0

Robbin Vlad Prince of Thieves

[Forever_Green93]

Relegation Massacre http://cdn.fearnet.com/sites/default/files/images/legacy/eol_images/Entire_Site/201184/ZM_poster_jpg_083111.jpg

[NAE NOOKIE]

The stand that time forgot

:faf:

Desperately seek of losin'
The Abyss
Yam Ryans depressed
High debts & Low lives
Vladdie come home
Run Vlad Boy Run

[Keith_M]

So many ACTUAL movies missed. Here's a few with (almost) exact names


11781...11782...11783...11784

[Keith_M]

...more....


11785...11786...11787...11788

[Keith_M]

...for 'Mr Romanov'....


11789.....11792


...and for those he left behind....

11790....11791

[nonshinyfinish]

We're Last and we're Furious

Belter. :faf:

[3pm]

The Departed is due for release around 1 March.

[Craig_in_Prague]

Brave (don't want folks on their balconies welling up again here)
Escape plan
Go for sister
The internship
Now you see me

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Panilla Queen of the Desert

FJK

Santana Claus the Movie

The Incredible lightness of peeing

Starsky and Crutch

Twelfth shieght

[portycabbage]

Panilla Queen of the Desert

FJK

Santana Claus the Movie

The Incredible lightness of peeing

Starsky and Crutch

Twelfth shieght

"The Incredible Tightness Of Paying"

[Eyrie]

Things To Do In Gorgie When You're Dead.

[GreenLake]

91/2 Weeps

[Ronniekirk]

91/2 Weeps
Was that no an Erotic Movie ? there's nothing Erotic about this saga .On second thoughts you could say they have at most 9 and a half weeks and then they will be truly Shafted F----- .

[Ronniekirk]

Superbad
Snakes on a plane ( when hearts were last in Europe )

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Kindergarten Crocks

The (Romanov) Hangover

Miracle on -2 Street

Debbie Does Dalry

The Angels Share(certificate)

Free Billy

[Itsnoteasy]

Children of the Yam Fields.

[Jones28]

(kiddy) Fiddler on the (asbestos) Roof

Bugger! Wasn't sure whether or not put it that up!

[GreenLake]

Was that no an Erotic Movie ? there's nothing Erotic about this saga .On second thoughts you could say they have at most 9 and a half weeks and then they will be truly Shafted F----- .

Daffy Duck seems to like it! :)

[GreenLake]

InDianamysister and the Temple of Doon.

[rossmc07]

Not another teen midfielder

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Big

[Time For Heroes]

Dodgebills - A TrueUnderdog Story
After all this big team, we killed you nonsense. 5-1 States (51st State)

[Time For Heroes]

Dude, Where's My Club?
"Fight" Club
Without a paddle
Idiocracy
Role Models

[Ronniekirk]

Seven Psycopaths (with the Tatooed Stevenson playing all the roles)

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The Devils Advocate
Local seven-zeroes
sheight men don't hump
The curious case of Christian Nade
The Billy Brown Affair
The Hurt Soccer (team)
midnight in the garden of evil and eviler
All quiet on the western front (transfer news exclusives)
Ricardo Fuller's Day off
Dead men might get plaid (sic)
Tinker, Sailor, Soldier lies
You Lose Dawn

[Ronniekirk]

Maroon Hawk Down. (Billy Brown was Pilot )

[matty_f]

Bottom Gun.

[Jonnyboy]

Willie Wonga and the crock 'o' 5hite factory

[jimmyboco1875]

****

[jimmyboco1875]

S c u m