If every business on the planet went into administration tonight...

[Springbank]

If the whole world went into administration tonight...

...hearts would still be officially bottom of the league in Scotland

They are, quite simply, that bad :)

[Waxy]

Even Killie would be 8 points ahead.That was their only hope of staying up.
Even thats gone.All hope is gone.They are doomed.
We can look forward to vidiprinter scores of Livingston 2 Hearts 0
Hearts 1 Cowdenbeath 3