Jamie Hamill

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

[essexhibee]

Well said my friend. And very eloquently too. :greengrin:

Dirty skinhead jakey with pish tattoos. Started goading fans after they equalised. Nothing better than seeing his smug smile wiped off the face of the cretin.

Up yaaaa fandango!!

[DTS]

Could not have put it any better

[hibbymac]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

:agree: him and the Human colouring book should have had a whistle each. :giruy:

[#FromTheCapital]

Jamie Hamill :faf::faf::faf:

Filth utter filth. GIRFUY

[Hibs Class]

Spent the first hour leading hahahearts time wasting tactics, doing so in loads of different ways. Deservedly ended the night as a loser, something he must be getting used to.

[DaveF]

Hamill is hearts class. End of.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

He actually struts like he's dictating play. It's laughable. It's like he knows he's pish but demands to take all the corners and free-kicks so it looks like he's influential. He's no, he's just pish.

[Willis1875]

Looks like he wears eye make-up aswell the filthy wee jabroni!

[Weststandwanab]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye. Not a comment from the annals of the Intelligencia dictionary but I have to say in this instance against that choob most eloquent.

[Davy Mac]

Thinks he's billy big time when actually he's just not very good.

Odd shaped body, run's like a poof and will soon find his level next season, ta ta Trumpet.

GIRUY

[worcesterhibby]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

That's the sort of quality punditry we need on the telly ! Couldn't agree more, great to see that ink covered , slathering, ***in caveman of theirs walking off to the sound of relegation songs !!!
:top marks:top marks

[BH Hibs]

Slept wi a player fan useless

[bawheid]

Looks like a Jambo.

[Itsnoteasy]

What aboot his banana man yelly bits. GIRFUY

[lucky]

Thought he played very well for us, the twat never passed to his own team all night. Total Bellend of the Billy Brown school of football

[Jonnyboy]

Tried hard to intimidate Jason Cummings but young Jase just laughed in his face :thumbsup:

[hibees 7062]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.


Ill get jailed , horrible, trouble enticing little BA steward . Never hated a yam so much :take that

[hibees 7062]

He actually struts like he's dictating play. It's laughable. It's like he knows he's pish but demands to take all the corners and free-kicks so it looks like he's influential. He's no, he's just pish.

:top marks:agree:

[GreenCastle]

Not quite sure how he's a professional footballer.

To be fair even the yam fans say he's crap. The only reason he's still there is he took a pay cut and no one else wanted him.

[Mon Dieu4]

he gives me hope i could still be a professional

never have a player and club been so well suited!

[Pat 0-7]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

:top marks

Hope he plays every game this season for them. Completely f***king useless.

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

Tried hard to intimidate Jason Cummings but young Jase just laughed in his face :thumbsup:


He swung an arm in Jasons face in the 2nd half when the pair were behind play. Definite retrospective red, hope there is footage somewhere.

[Pretty Boy]

Even the Hearts fans think he's pish and they normally idolise strutting thug types.

Absolutely honking footballer, as is Ryan 'circus' Stevenson.

[gorgie greens]

Ill get jailed , horrible, trouble enticing little BA steward . Never hated a yam so much :take that

dont know about that,must have a fair few close runners,anyone have the savvy to put a poll on here for the most ugliest,smelliest,horrible ugly and any other vile words to describle these cretins
Ian Black,
Jimmy Sandisson,
Rudi Skatchel,
Ian Berry,
Gary medals McKay,
Gary golden Locke,
Kenny Black,
Craig Leiven,
Fat Robbo,
will include the FTB Mercer
anyone want to start the poll.

[machibby]

Can't be easy looking like that.

[Dashing Bob S]

Well said my friend. And very eloquently too. :greengrin:

Dirty skinhead jakey with pish tattoos. Started goading fans after they equalised. Nothing better than seeing his smug smile wiped off the face of the cretin.

Up yaaaa fandango!!

'Dirty skinhead jakey with pish tattoos' is one of best insults ever as it describes most Jambos.

[ballengeich]

I laughed when Hamill went to take a corner, made some complicated arm signal about what he was going to do, then swung the ball way beyond the far post and out for a goal kick.

[RoYO!]

Thumb with biro'd on facial hair. Hes not got a lot to work with to be fair...

[Onion]

he gives me hope i could still be a professional

never have a player and club been so well suited!

What tonight proved is that this Hearts side is truly honking and would have been relegated with or without the 15 point deduction. Playing Hibs is the pinnacle of their season - it's what they live for - and they put everything they have into winning these games. Rest of the season going to be a laugh..

[SeanWilson]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

What I have been dying to get an internet signal to say. Sums up hearts all together.

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Lol. He really is brutal eh?! Will never be a footballer. Wasn't even a decent right back and then Golden Gary thought it would be a master stroke to move him into centre mid! Only a shame that he's suspended soon to be honest. Shows how far they've fallen that he actually takes their free kicks. Thought that was a wind up at first

[Stantons Angel]

This individual creature is a disgrace to the strip he wears!

He deliberately slapped wee Jason on the face and kept pushing him every time the laddie ran by him. Then after he had tried to put Lewis over the barrier, during a break in play he came for a drink from a bottle and stood there staring up at the Hibs supporters acting the wee hard man and slowly sipping from the bottle.

I think he would like to think of himself as some sort of superstar,...... thats after refusing to take a cut in pay, then when no one came in for him, decided to sign for them on the cut price pay deal he was offered originally!

Tonight he showed himself up for the wee weasel he is when he refused to shake hands with the Hibs players at the end of the game. Billy Brown pulled him back and pointed him to the Hearts supporters, which led to him pushing Brown away and a verbal bashing of Brown. He then went down the tunnel on his own leaving his team mates to clap the support (or what was left of them) on their own.

This is not the type of conduct i would expect from a captain of any team never mind it being Hearts! This is a team of young guys getting beaten every week by bigger and more physically developed men. He should be leading by example and supporting his young players instead of walking around as if he was somebody!

A total bloody disgrace of a man!!!

[Gus Fring]

He was getting it tight from those in the corners of the west and FF whenever he was taking a corner. When the flag/scarf hit him and he picked it like it was soaked in pish that summed him up. Could have just left it but felt the need to wide the fans up even more.

He does one of yon wee jogs where he isn't actually moving any faster as well. Just bounces up and down a lot.

[greenginger]

dont know about that,must have a fair few close runners,anyone have the savvy to put a poll on here for the most ugliest,smelliest,horrible ugly and any other vile words to describle these cretins
Ian Black,
Jimmy Sandisson,
Rudi Skatchel,
Ian Berry,
Gary medals McKay,
Gary golden Locke,
Kenny Black,
Craig Leiven,
Fat Robbo,
will include the FTB Mercer
anyone want to start the poll.

You missed Drew Busby. :greengrin

[truehibernian]

He was getting it tight from those in the corners of the west and FF whenever he was taking a corner. When the flag/scarf hit him and he picked it like it was soaked in pish that summed him up. Could have just left it but felt the need to wide the fans up even more.

He does one of yon wee jogs where he isn't actually moving any faster as well. Just bounces up and down a lot.

Don't mention flags and Jakie sorry Jamie Hammill - there's a story that for some bizarre reason the red tops haven't picked up on - Hearts sympathizers perhaps 😉

[Glorious]

Funny seeing wee neds like that walking about with the arms out to the side as if they're a body builder - him and Walker must weigh 12 stone between them but acted as if they owned the place tonight.

As mentioned above his corner kick was a personal highlight :)

[JohnStephens91]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

He looks like Gollum's ballbag

[Cropley10]

Get it wrapped right round ye ya barrel chested, strutting wee f***, you're an absolute joke of a footballer, swaggering about trying to dictate the play as if you're a player. Yer hopeless pal. Absolutely hopeless. If I ever see that wee trumpet in public I'll shake his hand and laugh in his wee red face. Get it round ye. Right. Round. Ye.

Absolutely hilarious sir. I've laughed out loud, read it again and laughed out loud again.

I shouted myself hoarse at his antics tonight. Thankfully the ref thinks the same of him as we do.

[hfc rd]

Heard an old 80 year old man say to his mate tonight at the game, "if Jamie Hamill is a footballer, then I think I may still have a chance to play for Barcelona at this age and I'm s****".

[hibees 7062]

This individual creature is a disgrace to the strip he wears!

He deliberately slapped wee Jason on the face and kept pushing him every time the laddie ran by him. Then after he had tried to put Lewis over the barrier, during a break in play he came for a drink from a bottle and stood there staring up at the Hibs supporters acting the wee hard man and slowly sipping from the bottle.

I think he would like to think of himself as some sort of superstar,...... thats after refusing to take a cut in pay, then when no one came in for him, decided to sign for them on the cut price pay deal he was offered originally!

Tonight he showed himself up for the wee weasel he is when he refused to shake hands with the Hibs players at the end of the game. Billy Brown pulled him back and pointed him to the Hearts supporters, which led to him pushing Brown away and a verbal bashing of Brown. He then went down the tunnel on his own leaving his team mates to clap the support (or what was left of them) on their own.

This is not the type of conduct i would expect from a captain of any team never mind it being Hearts! This is a team of young guys getting beaten every week by bigger and more physically developed men. He should be leading by example and supporting his young players instead of walking around as if he was somebody!

A total bloody disgrace of a man!!!

Every Derby mate , wee weirdo . He was the same at tiny when leigh nearly scored our second last season , he was in the hertz goals winding us up

[GreenLake]

I hope Hamill has a long and injury free career at Hearts along with the rest of the squad. May they play together for many, many years to come and I hope Rudi Shatwell will re-sign before the end of the transfer window.

[lyonhibs]

Horrid welt of a man. To be found On his arse/beating the pitch in frustration as every team in the league bypasses him and his Jambo chums to pound in another goal past the increasingly dejected looking Macdonald.

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[hibeesjoe]

Average player in a crap team. Struts about thinking he is billy big baws. The Stumpy legged baldy roaster goes out his way to wind fans and players up. The way he picked a hibs scarf up when he was near the advertising boards in the north stand was done to wind the fans up aswell as staring at the hibs support when hearts scored there goal at the corner flag of west stand. Glad he ended up on the losing team.

I think its hilarious the yam fuds hero worship both him and Stevenson but rewind a season or two they hated Stevenson and thought hammil was crap.

[Beefster]

I think we should lay off Hamill. If I had an arse the size of an overweight hippo, I'd have a chip on my shoulder too.

[matty_f]

I think we should lay off Hamill. If I had an arse the size of an overweight hippo, I'd have a chip on my shoulder too.

Spot on. He's got a coupon that'd turn milk sour as well. A face like a Halloween cake. Nae wonder he's a bit humpty.

[brog]

One of my fav moments this season, Billy McKay's 2nd vs them recently. Hamill marking BM who peels left. Hamill takes off in the opposite direction, is 6 yards away & desperately trying to find reverse gear as Billy rifles the ball into the net! An absolute classic! I agree with other posters, I hope Hamill's a fixture at PBS for years to come.

[Aldo]

There was one incident when Cummings fouled McBawsackie. Never seen Hamill run so fast, right up to ref looking for a card.
Classless.

[Hibs Class]

One of my fav moments this season, Billy McKay's 2nd vs them recently. Hamill marking BM who peels left. Hamill takes off in the opposite direction, is 6 yards away & desperately trying to find reverse gear as Billy rifles the ball into the net! An absolute classic! I agree with other posters, I hope Hamill's a fixture at PBS for years to come.

:agree: Definitely hearts class. Has all the credentials to be their manager one day too, very similar to locke so ticks all the boxes.

[Hibernia Na Eir]

I agree that Hamill is a brainless fat, ugly, egg headed hatched man who lacks any style whatsoever.

He's Tucker from Grange Hill.......without hair.

[Albion Hibs]

One of my many highlights from the night, was post the penalty going in, the ball ended up coming all the way over to the west stand. Fat hamill used up a good portion of his energy chasing the ball only to get a couple of meters away from it and the 10 year old ball boy to punt the ball in the other direction.

The fatty took a complete ripping off all the hibs fans around it...only to offer up a very girlie clap in response. If he is what hearts are hanging their hat on, then they are even more finished than I thought.

[Teo10]

He's just a lord of the rings reject

[Aldo]

He's just a lord of the rings reject

Lord of the Ring Piece mair like

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You can just tell that he's saying to his less educated mates outside of football that he's "got a really vital role in a football team just now, it's full of young guys and they all look up to me as their hero to guide them and coach them through games. I take all the free-kicks and corners too because I'm so important and they all respect me. I'm like a Buddha to them".

Behind your back they call you "a prick", Jamie.

You run like your erse hairs have been tied together, you've got legs a stiff breeze would snap and you epitomise everything about Hearts....laughable.

[Gus Fring]

One of my many highlights from the night, was post the penalty going in, the ball ended up coming all the way over to the west stand. Fat hamill used up a good portion of his energy chasing the ball only to get a couple of meters away from it and the 10 year old ball boy to punt the ball in the other direction.

The fatty took a complete ripping off all the hibs fans around it...only to offer up a very girlie clap in response. If he is what hearts are hanging their hat on, then they are even more finished than I thought.

The ball boy's are brilliant at ER sometimes. When we won a corner Mcdonald was trying to get the ball quickly to put it over at the corner flag and the ball boy just point blank refused to give him it and just stood staring at him.

[Hibs Class]

The ball boy's are brilliant at ER sometimes. When we won a corner Mcdonald was trying to get the ball quickly to put it over at the corner flag and the ball boy just point blank refused to give him it and just stood staring at him.

Presumably by that point they were a goal down? Noticed at one of the corners when it was 0-0 Hamill went behind their goal and bent down as if to fetch the ball. then left it and trotted back onto the pitch. Looks like their training on set pieces extends only to different ways of wasting time and trying in vain to eke out draws. Tremendously boring and no wonder their fans are deserting them in droves.

[21.05.2016]

Useless, classless wee *****. Had to picked up the ball and carry it before every set play just to run down the clock a wee bit but couldn't have taken it fast enough once we went ahead. Gobby wee nobody who thinks he is somebody!

GIRUY ya cheating, pathetic wee hearts fud