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green glory
20-11-2013, 03:27 PM
Looks like a toilet.

Banderson resident on the right too. Quite fitting.



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Golden Bear
20-11-2013, 03:57 PM
Looks like a toilet.

Banderson resident on the right too. Quite fitting.



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The guy hosting the meeting looks like a very young Dave (the giraffe) Mcpherson.

barcahibs
20-11-2013, 04:02 PM
I was in the Gorgie suite for an Open Uni exam a couple of years ago and the whole place smelt like a toilet so the Bobby Walker suite looking like one is maybe some sort of theme they're trying to develop.

Seriously, the place absolutely stank of sewage, I could barely concentrate on my paper for the smell. I didn't dare go into the actual toilets while I was there but I can only presume they were handing out hazmat suits for safety as you went in.

green glory
20-11-2013, 04:09 PM
I was in the Gorgie suite for an Open Uni exam a couple of years ago and the whole place smelt like a toilet so the Bobby Walker suite looking like one is maybe some sort of theme they're trying to develop. Seriously, the place absolutely stank of sewage, I could barely concentrate on my paper for the smell. I didn't dare go into the actual toilets while I was there but I can only presume they were handing out hazmat suits for safety as you went in.

Considering the current incumbent in the manager's position, it's quite obvious it's a theme they're trying to develop.

It's something to do with a new 'suite' that's been opened or something.

Loving the late 70's hardboard panelling. All that's missing is one of those electric fires with the big brass canopy.

Ozyhibby
20-11-2013, 04:10 PM
Was in the Gorgie suite recently. The place is very run down these days.

Bishop Hibee
20-11-2013, 04:11 PM
They find a deid rat and they think it's a treat :agree:

Niffy
20-11-2013, 04:11 PM
It reaks of "You cannae sit there, that's auld Jimmy's seat. He'll be in for the bingo in 15 minutes."

#FromTheCapital
20-11-2013, 04:14 PM
Everyone in that pic looks like they're seriously considering suicide, can't blame them really.

Hibercelona
20-11-2013, 04:22 PM
http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11355&d=1384961228

It's like one of them awkward silence moments when they realize just how much of a dump it actually is.

TrinityHibs
20-11-2013, 04:48 PM
Looks like t' committee room from t' Wheeltappers and Shunters club. They are all just waiting for Bernard Manning coming in to give them an update on workplace diversity. Or mibbees its some kind of masonic inquisition. The body language of the boy with the white top tells me he did it and he's wondering where that secret masonic torture tool just behind his right shoulder is going to be inserted.

Dashing Bob S
20-11-2013, 04:53 PM
A cross between a 70's dole office and a police interview room for sex offenders - fitting.

Kato
20-11-2013, 04:54 PM
The Bobby Walker Howff.

Ozyhibby
20-11-2013, 05:00 PM
If they do survive then anybody who thinks that they don't face significant costs in updating their infrastructure only need to look at that photo.

hibees 7062
20-11-2013, 05:00 PM
Was in Gorgie recently. The place is very run down these days.


Sorted :thumbsup:

Saorsa
20-11-2013, 05:04 PM
The whole ground is a ****in' toilet

NadeAteMyLunch!
20-11-2013, 05:48 PM
You're obviously all forgetting about the famous atmosphere

Flanny boy
20-11-2013, 06:04 PM
The guy in the white says hi everyone thanks for attending
the tynecastle sex offenders rehabilitation programme it's
worked for mr rix and myself so it can work for you to :wink:

HIBERNIAN-0762
20-11-2013, 06:29 PM
How can they afford to open a hospitality suite when they ain't got any money?

More bluff and bluster from wee Robbo on the STV sports news about "hoping a big investor will step in" dream on o little fatty in yer dreams.

Barney McGrew
20-11-2013, 06:47 PM
Was there any heating on?

IIRC, they have a habit of turning it off in their function rooms to save money and using a couple of calor gas units instead.

Big team my erse.

Pretty Boy
20-11-2013, 06:53 PM
The John Robertson 'lounge' is my personal favourite amenity at Tynecastle.

I've never been in it but from the outside it looks like a garden shed that's been planted in Section N.

Sergey
20-11-2013, 07:12 PM
Was there any heating on?

IIRC, they have a habit of turning it off in their function rooms to save money and using a couple of calor gas units instead.

Big team my erse.

:agree:

There was an outbreak of food-poisoning a few years ago due to a defective boiler (not John Borthwick's bint) and the suite was closed for emergency repairs as there was no hot water, for the catering staff or punters using the bogs.

carnoustiehibee
20-11-2013, 07:12 PM
Mark Austin was guest at the meeting.

https://vine.co/v/htVeudB3UOE

hibbymick
20-11-2013, 07:14 PM
Scratch n sniff the picture and I swear you will smell dampness.

Barney McGrew
20-11-2013, 07:18 PM
:agree:

There was an outbreak of food-poisoning a few years ago due to a defective boiler (not John Borthwick's bint) and the suite was closed for emergency repairs as there was no hot water, for the catering staff or punters using the bogs.

That's the one.

And was it not like that for weeks because they hadn't bothered to repair it, presumably even though they knew they had booked functions coming up?

That must be how big teams treat their fans :agree:

Sergey
20-11-2013, 07:24 PM
That's the one.

And was it not like that for weeks because they hadn't bothered to repair it, presumably even though they knew they had booked functions coming up?

That must be how big teams treat their fans :agree:

It was subsequently closed for a weekends hospitality against St Mirren until the part was fixed (they were awaiting it arriving from Lithuania, if memory serves).

Link: http://www.scotsman.com/news/9am-briefing-hearts-boiler-bans-functions-at-tynecastle-1-1282388

Edit: Another link: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/environmental-health-chiefs-ban-hearts-1002310

Winston Ingram
20-11-2013, 07:25 PM
http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11355&d=1384961228

It's like one of them awkward silence moments when they realize just how much of a dump it actually is.

Looks like they're holding the conference in the 70's:greengrin

cabbageandribs1875
20-11-2013, 07:32 PM
Looks like they're holding the conference in the 70's:greengrin




aye, the 1870's


what a horrible dingy place tincastle is, and what a difference in class there really is between our stadium and the wongadome

Barney McGrew
20-11-2013, 07:33 PM
It was subsequently closed for a weekends hospitality against St Mirren until the part was fixed (they were awaiting it arriving from Lithuania, if memory serves)

:greengrin

Clearly there were no plumbers in Scotland that could fix it.

And they wonder why they used to get money laundering accusations thrown at them.........

hibbymick
20-11-2013, 07:35 PM
I've seen portacabins in better nick.

VivaPalmeiras
20-11-2013, 07:40 PM
Do I see crutches In the background - Another crocked player?

lord bunberry
20-11-2013, 07:43 PM
The John Robertson 'lounge' is my personal favourite amenity at Tynecastle.

I've never been in it but from the outside it looks like a garden shed that's been planted in Section N.

I always have a laugh when I'm at the pigerry at that as well. I imagine wee robbo looking at it and thinking ffs. It looks like a porta cabin that's been stuck onto the stand.

hibbymick
20-11-2013, 07:50 PM
I always have a laugh when I'm at the pigerry at that as well. I imagine wee robbo looking at it and thinking ffs. It looks like a porta cabin that's been stuck onto the stand.

Is that the one that looks like it should have tomatoes growing in it ?

Aldo
20-11-2013, 07:56 PM
Absolute ***** hole #FACT #ENDOF

HibbiesandtheBaddies
20-11-2013, 08:10 PM
complete shechthole! :faf:

Suits those tramps right down to the ground.

Fife-Hibee
20-11-2013, 08:18 PM
What a f...ing tip ! :-))) as for that wee tub o lards gang hut' all i can say is hahahaha ya f...ing tramps !

Sir David Gray
20-11-2013, 08:22 PM
The whole ground is a ****in' toilet

Which is quite ironic considering they had no toilets available for us to use when we were there a few years back!

Cabbage East
20-11-2013, 08:28 PM
I look at that picture and i swear i can actually smell damp. What a ****hole. So fitting for these schemie abortions.

Jonnyboy
20-11-2013, 08:28 PM
I'm just stunned that some of the light bulbs appear to be working

lord bunberry
20-11-2013, 08:30 PM
Is that the one that looks like it should have tomatoes growing in it ?

That's the one. Its at the back of the enclosure.

Pretty Boy
20-11-2013, 08:34 PM
I'm just stunned that some of the light bulbs appear to be working

The fighting fund had a wee bit spare cash after forking out on all that white paint.

SkintHibby
20-11-2013, 08:37 PM
Is that ginger gimp on the right banderson? If so, nice to see the face of 3rd rate journalism.

bighairyfaeleith
20-11-2013, 08:40 PM
The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion

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However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior

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oh ma sides :greengrin

Treadstone
20-11-2013, 08:40 PM
Is that ginger gimp on the right banderson? If so, nice to see the face of 3rd rate journalism.

Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

Jonnyboy
20-11-2013, 08:41 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

:faf:

Pretty Boy
20-11-2013, 08:44 PM
The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion

11363

However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior

11364

oh ma sides :greengrin

The John Robertson lounge looks like they bought the interior of a liquidated Wimpy (appropriate really).

As for the Willie Bauld suite. Continues their disrespect of the man. Maybe Hibs could offer to do it up for them, we arranged a testimonial for him after all.

bighairyfaeleith
20-11-2013, 08:46 PM
The John Robertson lounge looks like they bought the interior of a liquidated Wimpy (appropriate really).

As for the Willie Bauld suite. Continues their disrespect of the man. Maybe Hibs could offer to do it up for them, we arranged a testimonial for him after all.

I know, surely the man deserves a window at the very least.

hibbymick
20-11-2013, 08:46 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

:faf::faf:

Barney McGrew
20-11-2013, 08:47 PM
The John Robertson lounge looks like they bought the interior of a liquidated Wimpy (appropriate really)

Complete with the glassware that they got from the Ikea sale by the looks of it.

Classy.

Hibercelona
20-11-2013, 08:49 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

:greengrin

carnoustiehibee
20-11-2013, 08:53 PM
The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion

11363

However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior

11364

oh ma sides :greengrin

This is another small reason why i will always appreciate what Farmer and Petrie have done for this club

hibees 7062
20-11-2013, 08:56 PM
]The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion

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However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior

11364

oh ma sides :greengrin

The seating in the corner with your back to the pitch , is that for Stevie Wonder ?

Aldo
20-11-2013, 09:03 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

That's priceless. Top marks!

Pedantic_Hibee
20-11-2013, 09:13 PM
The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion

11363

However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior

11364

oh ma sides :greengrin

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Absolutely tragic.

Crazyhorse
20-11-2013, 09:22 PM
:agree:

There was an outbreak of food-poisoning a few years ago due to a defective boiler (not John Borthwick's bint) and the suite was closed for emergency repairs as there was no hot water, for the catering staff or punters using the bogs.

John Borthwick's daughter?

Hibercelona
20-11-2013, 09:29 PM
Based on the images i've seen so far, I dread to think what a Stevie Fulton suite would look like. :jamboak:

green glory
20-11-2013, 10:08 PM
Based on the images i've seen so far, I dread to think what a Stevie Fulton suite would look like. :jamboak:

Stevie himself provides the entertainment with your half time pint.



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green glory
20-11-2013, 10:13 PM
The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion <img src="http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11363"/> However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior <img src="http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11364"/> oh ma sides :greengrin


Compare and contrast. It's tragic.



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Craig_in_Prague
20-11-2013, 10:51 PM
barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

lmao !

VivaPalmeiras
20-11-2013, 11:00 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

First true LOL moment of a serious evening's seriousness - I thank you. Admit it you've just morphed a schoolboys face onto an erchie - oh hang on!

3pm
20-11-2013, 11:06 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

:faf: Need to go and boil the kettle so I've got some coffee to spit over my monitor.

Chibs
20-11-2013, 11:09 PM
[QUOTE=Hibercelona;3812798]http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11355&d=1384961228

The FOH inquisition.
so tell us again why you cancelled your direct debit ya cheapskate *******

Leithenhibby
20-11-2013, 11:12 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg



Priceless :top marks Real tears :greengrin

marti1875
21-11-2013, 08:20 AM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3812955]Barrys' passport

My god.....now that really is a funny as **** moment when i saw this pic, just laughed so much and now got all these Thai people looking at me in a very strange was as to what i'm laughing at...thanks for that :greengrin:greengrin

Bostonhibby
21-11-2013, 08:33 AM
Did they ever build the Graham Rix Jacuzzi & Sauna?
I am sure it was in the giant sized planning application, or did they cut back and set it up in a former poundland in Dalry instead?

jacomo
21-11-2013, 11:50 AM
Compare and contrast. It's tragic.



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This IS confusing. Which one's the Big Club again?

Note to Yams: try ironing the table cloth, especially if taking promotional photos. Matching chairs are recommended too.

robinp
21-11-2013, 01:14 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

Stevie Frail's long lost twin?

hibees 7062
21-11-2013, 05:50 PM
Barrys' passport photo.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/92204.jpg

FFS Nappy time :faf:

green glory
21-11-2013, 06:20 PM
The john robertson suite is perfect for an intimate social occasion <img src="http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11363"/> However for an event with a more contemporary twist, why not try the Willie bald suite with it's modernised interior <img src="http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11364"/> oh ma sides :greengrin

Re the John Robertson 'suite' the only thing missing from that wee coffee table on the right is ashtrays full of fag ends and empty pot noodle containers.

Edinburgh's disgrace.

FranckSuzy
21-11-2013, 11:56 PM
Everyone in that pic looks like they're seriously considering suicide, can't blame them really.

:faf:

hibees 7062
22-11-2013, 01:14 AM
He will do anything for a Garibaldi biscuit , nice cardi though :jamboak:

http://londonhearts.com/gall2014/20131120bw/content/images/large/TO7A7824.jpg

LeithBoozy
22-11-2013, 03:27 PM
[QUOTE=Hibercelona;3812798]http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11355&d=1384961228

The FOH inquisition.
so tell us again why you cancelled your direct debit ya cheapskate ******* By the looks on their faces, they have just been told the plans for the new 60 million stand, Hotel, Gym, etc., etc., have just fallen through. :greengrin

Aldo
22-11-2013, 03:34 PM
He will do anything for a Garibaldi biscuit , nice cardi though :jamboak:

The old bogs at St Andrews Bus station were better kitted out than that dump.

Suite ha ha Mair like *****

hibees 7062
22-11-2013, 08:45 PM
[QUOTE=Aldo;3814434]The old bogs at St Andrews Bus station were better kitted out than that dump.

Suite ha ha Mair like *****[/QUOTE

Wood paneling, Mauve, Popcorn ceilings, Faux finishes and Wallpaper borders the place to wear a nice cardi fae Ali brothers :greengrin

Eyrie
22-11-2013, 08:48 PM
So when was that "suite" last decorated? 1970?

Hibernia&Alba
22-11-2013, 09:18 PM
Is that ginger gimp on the right banderson? If so, nice to see the face of 3rd rate journalism.

I thought it was Andy Bell fae Erasure, and was wondering what the hell he was doing there.

heretoday
22-11-2013, 09:27 PM
When did they start calling it The Bobby Walker Suite?

Bobby Walker was an outstanding player for Hearts in the early part of the 20th century.

It's a shame that they should link his name with a tawdry lounge bar.

Phil D. Rolls
23-11-2013, 11:01 AM
It reaks of "You cannae sit there, that's auld Jimmy's seat. He'll be in for the bingo in 15 minutes."

It is very like the decor in the nearby Merchiston Hearts club, and must have been decorated about the same time. I'm guessing circa 1968.

kaimendhibs
23-11-2013, 11:10 AM
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Phil D. Rolls
23-11-2013, 11:17 AM
Do I see crutches In the background - Another crocked player?
http://www.hibs.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=11355&d=1384961228

So, son, all wee need you to do is stand outside Waverley Station, with a sign that say "Falklands Veteran". You up for it, we're all doing what we can.