Caption Competition...........

[Mikey]

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MM - I'll take your word for it boss, I daren't look.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

See Maurice, all of them bar Williams in one straight line across the pitch.

[Arch Stanton]

'Aren't we supposed to be going that way?'

[Scònaldò]

TB: See that hearts *******, I can smell him from here. That's horrible.
MM: Its stinging ma eyes.

[Hibercelona]

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"Look at this ***** playing. Enough to make you fall asleep. Eh mate?....... Malpas?......... Eh, you awake son?!"

[Pretty Boy]

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MM - I'll take your word for it boss, I daren't look.

Terry explains to Maurice what qualities the return of Ross Chisholm will bring.

[jabis]

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MM - I'll take your word for it boss, I daren't look.


anyone shorter than than this,we get rid of .

[pontius pilate]

See that thing over there? That's the oppositions goal

[Scouse Hibee]

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So I pointed to Petrie across the table and shouted "hey don't you dare fall asleep when I'm talking about my good points"

[cabbageandribs1875]

MM...stfu terry will yi, all i'm thinking about is the next whipping session

[HibbyAndy]

This joabs a dawdle..Akin dae it way ma eyes shut.

[TRC]

here John the big white things there are called goal posts you can put the ball in them you know!
Oi Maurice you been in GOC medicine cabinet again?

[Hibercelona]

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"You could have been managing that team that are currently pumping us."

[hibees 7062]

I cant look at it anymore , its ok Mo its a stick on beard

[Eternal Hibbie]

"The Scottish Cup can sit right over there".

[Jonnyboy]

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MM - I'll take your word for it boss, I daren't look.

Apparently after we've filled in the corners, got a huge screen on the FF Stand roof and undersoil heating at East Mains we can think about signing yon fella over there

[TomoHFC]

Hey Maurice I'll wake you up when Rowan Vine finally scores

[Billy Whizz]

Is that a Caley fan over there?

[mca]

It`s allright mo.. you can open your eyes now, that twat petrie has Finally agreed to pay for All the Fish-Suppers.. :wink:

[Greentinted]

Right Mo, when I click my fingers you'll be wide awake and assistant manager of Hibs...

[matty_f]

"I can do it, Tel, if I concentrate hard enough I can move the moon. "

[snooky]

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FFS Blunkett, yer dug's eatin' aw the pies.

[MyJo]

TB: Right Maurice, see that felly over there with the beard...your job is to turn him into a 20 goals a season striker.

MM: Dont listen to him, its just a bad dream, your gonna wake up and be in your office with Billy Mackay as usual.......wake up.....wake up.......WAKE UP GODDAMIT!!!!

[MyJo]

TB: W*NK, W*NK, W*NK, W*NK, W*NK, Good guy, W*NK, W*NK, W*NK.

[Hibernia&Alba]

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Yer no even looking, wee man. Ye cannae be like this at Hibs. You better no show me up doon there....... And what's that hat aw aboot?

[heretoday]

This is a fine time to tell me you're allergic to cabbage!

[snooky]

TB: W*NK, W*NK, W*NK, W*NK, W*NK, Good guy, W*NK, W*NK, W*NK.

:aok: :greengrin

[hibees 7062]

Hey Maurice I'll wake you up when Rowan Vine finally scores

Hes shaving his beard off when he scores

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[Hibbyradge]

Pull my finger...

[Liams]

Tb- whats that over there?
Mm- its just ryan and is bairn
#ryansadad

[DAVE1875]

TB: What the ****** is that thing on that guy's face?

MM: That's a beard Terry, 'ats Rowan Vine

TB: Really? I thought it was a 70's muff

[Sudds_1]

yep, that's him over there.....Rowan Vine :devil:

[Peevemor]

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MM - I'll take your word for it boss, I daren't look.

TB: That's it Maurice. Breath. I"m telling you, the moon looks exactly the same size as it did last night.

[J-C]

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Morris, wake and tell me why the hell they're not passing it forward

[Jonnyboy]

Morris, wake and tell me why the hell they're not passing it forward

Maurice wouldn't know. They didn't call him Maurice Backpass for nothing you know :greengrin

BTW did anyone hear the STV news at six reporter who was standing freezing outside the stadium to inform us that Terry Butcher and Maw Rees Malpas would be unveiled tomorrow? :faf:

[J-C]

Maurice wouldn't know. They didn't call him Maurice Backpass for nothing you know :greengrin

BTW did anyone hear the STV news at six reporter who was standing freezing outside the stadium to inform us that Terry Butcher and Maw Rees Malpas would be unveiled tomorrow? :faf:

As long as he can get the schoolboys that are a defence playing and at the same time whip some life into the other wage thieves at ER

[Jonnyboy]

As long as he can get the schoolboys that are a defence playing and at the same time whip some life into the other wage thieves at ER

No argument there jc :agree:

[Speedway]

'Look Mo, there go our reputations'

[Jonnyboy]

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MM - I'll take your word for it boss, I daren't look.

Those four in row g in the East, they're all the fans left after our our predecessor

[J-C]

Those four in row g in the East, they're all the fans left after our our predecessor

:faf:

[BurghHibby]

Look Maurice, there's Deke coming now!

[nonshinyfinish]

Don't look Mo, you don't want to know what that cartoon duck is doing.

[Chibs]

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I'm telling you Mo that's the cant who stole ma poppy

[spike220]

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I am your father Luke

[FranckSuzy]

"It was just there over there, Mo. Fritz just squatted and christened the ER pitch. It was sooo embarrassing and Tam McCourt went radge!"

[Hibercelona]

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"Boo Boy, Boo Boy, Happy Clapper, Boo Boy, Happy Clapper, Happy Clapper, Boo Boy...."

[Thecat23]

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Right let's see... He didn't believe the cat, nor he, or he.. He did... He defo didn't!!!

[SteveHFC]

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Right let's see... He didn't believe the cat, nor he, or he.. He did... He defo didn't!!!

:greengrin

[SteveHFC]

Don't look Mo, you don't want to know what that cartoon duck is doing.

:rotflmao:

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Apparently after we've filled in the corners, got a huge screen on the FF Stand roof and undersoil heating at East Mains we can think about signing yon fella over there


Sadly, John, I think there's more truth than comedy in that suggestion. :rolleyes:

[Greentinted]

"There's that CaleyJagsOnline Shaun Lawson type throbber...Narcissist, narcissist, I'll show him bloody narcissist!"

[3pm]

'He's pish. So is he. And him. Him as well.'

[Hibercelona]

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"We're p!sh poor and I blame all em empty seats over there!"

[hibees 7062]

Thats him that let the cat out the bag , that 23 cant :greengrin

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[Gettin' Auld]

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TB - "There's no truth in the rumour that i had to hypnotise Maurice to get him here as my assistant...........Quick, turn the camera that way. There's Deek trying to sneak into training again"

[EastCalderHibby]

Nobody told me they signed Forrest Gump

[Moon unit]

Is that rancid,putrid,gut wrenching brewery smell coming from over there !(points towards the shabby asbestos ridden corrugated PBS)...!