"Five One" horse

[greenginger]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

[Keith_M]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin


Don't deny them their little moments of pleasure. Think of it as the choice of a Last Meal for the condemned man.


:wink:

[The Green Goblin]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

I've got plenty of hate left for them. Maybe the apparently very very rich horse owner could soften the blow for some of the charities his beloved team shafted in order to buy that cup win.

[Baker9]

I've got plenty of hate left for them. Maybe the apparently very very rich horse owner could soften the blow for some of the charities his beloved team shafted in order to buy that cup win.

The horse is Hampden FiveOne, he's putting on £51, hopefully it will come in 51st.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

Dog food or glue soon enough! :greengrin

[Keith_M]

Some of the comments on that story are actually quite good. Hibbies have totally ripped him to shreds with humour and the only replies the yams can make are as predictable and boring as ever.

[gringojoe]

When my lotto numbers come up, should be soon I've been playing them for ages, I shall buy a horse and call it Jambopoppythieves.

[Spike Mandela]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

Soon to be turned in to glue at the same time as their liquidated excuse for a club.:cb

[Dashing Bob S]

The bad news is that 5-1 cost a lot more than they could afford, and they went into massive debts feeding his voracious appetite, ripping off money from the local community. Alas 5-1 wasn't that successful, and they now look like losing the entire stables and the house attached.

The good news is that 5-1 sired a foal, with a much stronger pedigree than his old man, called Administration, who is expected to run and run and run.

Even better news, a second foal is said to be on his way, called Liquidation. He looks a very strong prospect indeed.

[Sergey]

More pish reporting by the EEN.

The horse is running at Keeneland and not Kenwood (there's no such track by that name).

[Alfred E Newman]

I think this nag will struggle to last the distance and will probably be put down before the end of the season.

[The Green Goblin]

The bad news is that 5-1 cost a lot more than they could afford, and they went into massive debts feeding his voracious appetite, ripping off money from the local community. Alas 5-1 wasn't that successful, and they now look like losing the entire stables and the house attached.

The good news is that 5-1 sired a foal, with a much stronger pedigree than his old man, called Administration, who is expected to run and run and run.

Even better news, a second foal is said to be on his way, called Liquidation. He looks a very strong prospect indeed.

:greengrin

[hibees 7062]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

Do you think hes pledging ?

[mutley]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

With a bit of luck it, like Hearts, it will fall at the last hurdle

[Kato]

Do you think hes pledging ?



It'll be boiled down to make a few cans of Pledge after a few run-outs.

[Pretty Boy]

More pish reporting by the EEN.

The horse is running at Keeneland and not Kenwood (there's no such track by that name).

There's a horse called RudiFiveOne thats been battered in every race it's had thus far as well. Beaten nearly 30 lengths in a 2 horse race a few weeks back.

Will cost it's owner far more than he gives back. A bit like it's namesake really.

[Sergey]

It'll be boiled down to make a few cans of Pledge after a failed run-outs.

Flopped.

http://www.sportinglife.com/racing/results/11-10-2013/keeneland/result/587985/maiden-special-weight

Nae luck ya bunch of faggots.

[Fife-Hibee]

There's a horse called RudiFiveOne thats been battered in every race it's had thus far as well. Beaten nearly 30 lengths in a 2 horse race a few weeks back.

Will cost it's owner far more than he gives back. A bit like it's namesake really.
I thought it won by a nose !

[monktonharp]

Flopped.

http://www.sportinglife.com/racing/results/11-10-2013/keeneland/result/587985/maiden-special-weight

Nae luck ya bunch of faggots.f/kin' lovely. his brother drinks in ma local, and he's gettin' it tight on Sunday!. see they were running on dirt, makes it better when his nag bit the dirt.

[God Petrie]

I thought it won by a nose !

Hahahahah well played

[LeithBoozy]

Only fools and horses, no Income tax, no Vat. :greengrin

[renato]

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/horse-named-5-1-after-hearts-hibs-cup-final-win-1-3137397

As if you could'nt hate them any more ! :greengrin

I don't mind the "banter" normally but that is just cringe-tastic from start to finish. Weird article from a weird paper about a weird bunch of supporters. You'd think there were more pertinent issues to concern themselves with than gloating about a no mark racehorse!

#obsessedfc
#definedbyourrivals

[Treadstone]

I don't mind the "banter" normally but that is just cringe-tastic from start to finish. Weird article from a weird paper about a weird bunch of supporters. You'd think there were more pertinent issues to concern themselves with than gloating about a no mark racehorse!

#obsessedfc
#definedbyourrivals

1. Horse pumped
2. 'Racing magnate' actually a guy looking for people for his syndicate
3. Fact checkers missing on this article called Keeneland Kenwood and moved it from Kentucky to New Jersey
4. Would like to see all the £51 and £19 roasters on Betfair next time it runs. I'll take their dough.
5. Someone on a .net thread called the paper 'Edinburgh Evening Curtain Twitcher' they weren't wrong.

[NYHibby]

Flopped.http://www.sportinglife.com/racing/results/11-10-2013/keeneland/result/587985/maiden-special-weightNae luck ya bunch of faggots.

http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/KEE101113USA6.pdf

The horse was towards the back for all of the race and finished dead last. The reporter's comment was "showed little".

The horse is a grandson of Affirmed so it should have a decent bloodline.

[Kato]

5. Someone on a .net thread called the paper 'Edinburgh Evening Curtain Twitcher' they weren't wrong.

:cb

[Geo_1875]

http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/KEE101113USA6.pdf

The horse was towards the back for all of the race and finished dead last. The reporter's comment was "showed little".

The horse is a grandson of Affirmed so it should have a decent bloodline.

But his grandsire is also his father and his dam is his half-sister. Doesn't look bred for success. Probably has webbed hooves.

[langtounhibby]

:cool:
The bad news is that 5-1 cost a lot more than they could afford, and they went into massive debts feeding his voracious appetite, ripping off money from the local community. Alas 5-1 wasn't that successful, and they now look like losing the entire stables and the house attached.

The good news is that 5-1 sired a foal, with a much stronger pedigree than his old man, called Administration, who is expected to run and run and run.

Even better news, a second foal is said to be on his way, called Liquidation. He looks a very strong prospect indeed.



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[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I thought it won by a nose !

It did, its body lost by about 30 lengths though.

[Sir David Gray]

http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/KEE101113USA6.pdf

The horse was towards the back for all of the race and finished dead last. The reporter's comment was "showed little".

The horse is a grandson of Affirmed so it should have a decent bloodline.

Naaaaaaaaaaay luck.

:na na:

[Pretty Boy]

Naaaaaaaaaaay luck.

:na na:

To be Frankel if you are about to start a thread of awful puns you'll be hoofed outbof here to a Desert Orchid island.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

To be Frankel if you are about to start a thread of awful puns you'll be hoofed outbof here to a Desert Orchid island.

That deserves a 2000 Guineas fine!

[Speedy]

http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/KEE101113USA6.pdf

The horse was towards the back for all of the race and finished dead last. The reporter's comment was "showed little".

The horse is a grandson of Affirmed so it should have a decent bloodline.

To be fair it had to start 15 lengths behind so did well to make up the ground it did. :greengrin

[Northernhibee]

:not worth
To be fair it had to start 15 lengths behind so did well to make up the ground it did. :greengrin

[Hibrandenburg]

Hearts horse gets horsed! Pleasing!

[Northernhibee]

Hearts horse gets horsed! Pleasing!

I'm on a balcony greeting with pride here.

[snooky]

To be Frankel if you are about to start a thread of awful puns you'll be hoofed outbof here to a Desert Orchid island.


Everybody's somebody's foal.
Say nae mare. :wink: