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spike220
07-09-2013, 05:09 AM
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Gettin' Auld
07-09-2013, 07:47 AM
"Don't bother with the nipple foreplay, just hurry up and pish on me"

Viva_Palmeiras
07-09-2013, 07:51 AM
"I feel a right tit"
" but it's my left doc!"
"I know...."

Hibrandenburg
07-09-2013, 08:01 AM
Tick tock tick tock tick tock.

J-C
07-09-2013, 08:37 AM
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Our diagnosis is correct, this man has NO HEART

Northernhibee
07-09-2013, 08:55 AM
Lesbians in "Never been more sure of not changing sides" shocker.

Bostonhibby
07-09-2013, 09:39 AM
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Jack Duckworth auditions for Baron Frankenstein role. Monster doing it to raise funds to buy shares.

Bostonhibby
07-09-2013, 09:41 AM
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I don't really fancy him, but I get a turn at being Doctor as well.

Bostonhibby
07-09-2013, 09:47 AM
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Congratulations you're fit to play as we are a bit short on players son - will £15k a week be enough?

Hibdan12
07-09-2013, 10:11 AM
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"yes i can confirm, you have a tomato face."

Pretty Boy
07-09-2013, 10:18 AM
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'Budget cuts not to blame for questionable quality of erotic Hearts calendar' claims administrator.

aljo7-0
07-09-2013, 11:07 AM
Sorry Mr Locke but your heart is just as worthless and bankrupt as your football team.

snooky
07-09-2013, 11:13 AM
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Leith superglue trickster sought by police.

Hibstrooper
07-09-2013, 11:38 AM
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Doctors assess the impact of repetitive exposure to urine on the human skin

Bostonhibby
07-09-2013, 11:57 AM
It responds Igor, fetch the Brain.

MyJo
07-09-2013, 12:03 PM
You think this is fun? just wait until he gets his thermometer.

Bostonhibby
07-09-2013, 12:04 PM
Locke launches asbestosis testing fund raiser, £50 a go.
Brave Gary says "unlike the share issue you will get something for your money".
Allisbarry:Hearts launch groundbreaking initiative to see if there is any link between the holes in the stand roof and the well being of those they regularly expose to it. No other club in the world needs to do this.
The city council safety officer was unavailable for comment and declined to have his nipple rubbed.

erin go bragh
07-09-2013, 06:57 PM
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Your in better shape than Hearts but with that red coupen ill give you a year .

ggtth

Bostonhibby
07-09-2013, 08:47 PM
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And when I do this he rubs his giant orange bollock with his 2 and a half fingers.

Eyrie
07-09-2013, 10:12 PM
The doctor was relieved to find some activity when he checked his patent's heart, because there hadn't been any sign of life on the brain scan.

shagpile
08-09-2013, 06:28 PM
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'Yud better write that doon fur me Doc, cus al no remember 'erogenous'.

Holmesdale Hibs
08-09-2013, 06:48 PM
look good, feel good, smell a bit funny.... Gary you're a twat

Phil D. Rolls
08-09-2013, 08:42 PM
Worst Caption Competition Ever.

spike220
09-09-2013, 08:20 AM
Worst Caption Competition Ever. I can see a right tit....no make that two!