The Official, Entirely Irrelevant, Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Greetings to one and all :greengrin

Thanks to the powers that be within Scotland predictably behaving like the complete f***nuggets that they so evidently are, we are facing up to a transfer deadline day without any Hibs related excitement (to be fair that emotion left the building years ago) or any other Scottish transfers of note (as you were Hearts fans, as you were).

So, who is strapped in and attending today's shindig?

I am going to tuck into a full Scottish breakfast i.e a cup of coffee and two cigarettes, and then set up camp for the next 12 plus hours.

Does anyone have any early exclusive breaking news on their food choices for today? Will nonshinyfinish work his way through an entirely German themed menu, who will provide the Tunnocks Teacakes and will anyone delve back into the culinary archives of the 90s and resurrect a particular munch from yesteryear?

And lets not kid ourselves, today's excitement is mainly built around the clothing of the delectable Natalie Sawyer, a woman who given an hour within my company, would be mercilessly cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

[reidy]

Kaka signed for ac Milan on a 2 year deal.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Full Scottish breakfast has been quaffed. I am at the peak of my physical powers.....actually that's a lie, I'm not ageing well if I'm being honest.

Anyone got a sneaking suspicion Luis Suarez will end up in Madrid today?

[Leishy1995]

I have heard snippets about Suarez joining Madrid if other things fall into place

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Alan Pardew receives notification through his bluetooth earpiece that Joe Kinnear will be handling all Newcastle transfer activity today..............

http://i.imgur.com/c9Ups.gif

[Ritchie]

Liverpool have made a cracking signing in Sakho.

Man City not so much in Demichelis.

[Ritchie]

Alan Pardew receives notification through his bluetooth earpiece that Joe Kinnear will be handling all Newcastle transfer activity today..............

http://i.imgur.com/c9Ups.gif

:faf::faf:

[Iceman1875]

I have heard snippets about Suarez joining Madrid if other things fall into place

Maybe if they offloaf Ozil to Man Utd or Arsenal. I think Baines and Fellani will move today to Utd.

[Hibrandenburg]

On a sicky today so will be able to make full use of the manpack tissues my Mrs got me that are really intended for my manflu, but hey ho army training is kicking in and I'll "improvise, adapt and OVERCOME".

Day has started well with last night's leftover chicken washed down with orange juice. Plan to do a resup run to the shops in a bit and will replenish the Berlin bunker with local delicacies such as Schnitzel, Bouletten and Marmorkuchen to be washed down with copious amounts of pilsner.

Expecting Fräulein Natalie to commemorate a successful German Bundesliga year by wearing a red bra, black undergarments and complimented with a vernünftig yellow dress that will give patriotic glimpses of all three colours.

Roll on TDD!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

If Football Manager is anything to go by, Sakho is a great signing for Liverpool. He's an absolute beast on FM.

I'm fully expecting David Moyes to go absolutely bonkers today as well. He needs to.

[Ritchie]

If Football Manager is anything to go by, Sakho is a great signing for Liverpool. He's an absolute beast on FM.

I'm fully expecting David Moyes to go absolutely bonkers today as well. He needs to.

He's also the rock of the PSG defence in FIFA. :agree:

[LongshanksED]

I'm glad Scottish transfer day is over. If it was today like everywhere else, apparently there would a legal loophole the club formally known as rangers could've exploited (something I read on BBC sport site anyway)

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Outstanding early contribution from Hiberlin there.

Here's my reaction to the heartbreaking news after opening my packet of cigarettes and realising I only have 5 left;

http://i.imgur.com/swQgQyl.gif

Poor planning on my part. This is rapidly turning into a complete shambles for me.

[1two]

I'm glad Scottish transfer day is over. If it was today like everywhere else, apparently there would a legal loophole the club formally known as rangers could've exploited (something I read on BBC sport site anyway)

So is that the reason we were stuck with Saturday up here?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

That dick on the SkyPad has got the most animated mouth in the history of humankind.

[Ritchie]

Hope Arsenal pull their finger out and sign a big name.

Heard this amusing fact today:-

Since Arsenal last won a trophy, Pep Guardiola has retired as a player, won 15 trophies as a manager, took a year out, returned and won another trophy.... :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

So is that the reason we were stuck with Saturday up here?

If so, then;

http://i40.tinypic.com/2enqcdf.jpg

The Rangers deserve nothing :cb

[Sylar]

Outstanding early contribution from Hiberlin there.

Here's my reaction to the heartbreaking news after opening my packet of cigarettes and realising I only have 5 left;

http://i.imgur.com/swQgQyl.gif

Poor planning on my part. This is rapidly turning into a complete shambles for me.

A packet of Chewits washed down by an apple Tango and you'll be right back on form.

Bosh.

[FRes Hibbie]

Probably the best day in the footballing calendar and I'm still lying in my ****ing chariot suffering from last night's tequila. Tried to follow pedantic hibee's breakfast recipe but only managed half the meal. No doubt Natalie will cheer me up and I'll be ready for a day of Harry rednapp hanging out the driver's window and big jim ripping the head off it.

[LongshanksED]

So is that the reason we were stuck with Saturday up here?

Something to do with Saturday being a working day in Scotland but not the rest of Europe too

[Treadstone]

£42.5m for Ozil. Call me cynical but with wages I'm not expecting Arsenal to make this deal.

Three years ago Real Madrid signed Ozil and Khedira for the same price as Man City paid for James Milner.

[FRes Hibbie]

Hope Arsenal pull their finger out and sign a big name.

Heard this amusing fact today:-

Since Arsenal last won a trophy, Pep Guardiola has retired as a player, won 15 trophies as a manager, took a year out, returned and won another trophy.... :greengrin

Cracking stat!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Any deal for Ozil is sure to be an eye-opener............................

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[Hibrandenburg]

If so, then;

http://i40.tinypic.com/2enqcdf.jpg

The Rangers deserve nothing :cb

Revised shopping list:

Schnitzel
Bouletten
Marmorkuchen
Pilsner
More manpack tissues

[Treadstone]

Hope Arsenal pull their finger out and sign a big name.

Heard this amusing fact today:-

Since Arsenal last won a trophy, Pep Guardiola has retired as a player, won 15 trophies as a manager, took a year out, returned and won another trophy.... :greengrin

http://nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/clap.gif

[steve75]

What was the latest on Carson? What's the chances he could be released today, allowing us to sign him?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Local bake-sale and face-painting day in Gorgie turns sour after fans realise they will not receive certificates for their bungled share issue..............

http://randomgifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beastmodetoinfinity.gif

[GreenCastle]

Has Peter Odemwingie driven himself to the QPR stadium yet ? :tee hee:

Harry Redknapp keeping his window up as he arrived at training this morning :tsk tsk: must be a first!

[Treadstone]

Local bake-sale and face-painting day in Gorgie turns sour after fans realise they will not receive certificates for their bungled share issue..............

http://randomgifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beastmodetoinfinity.gif

When did Nade come back ?

[Treadstone]

Has Peter Odemwingie driven himself to the QPR stadium yet ? :tee hee:



Odemwingie arrives in the car park prepared this time.

http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/D0459C7D.jpg

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Odemwingie on the move to Cardiff apparently.

Liverpool signed Victor Moses on loan.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Instructed the missus to get out of bed and get the bacon rolls fired up................

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[SaulGoodman]

Currently at work so have a hastily bought Chicken Tikka roll from the nearest corner shop, combining with a packet of dodgy tasting Swedish meatballs and a bottle of DR Pepper straight from Poland.

The best European Banquet you can buy, all from a corner shop in Whitecraig.

[Hibrandenburg]

Instructed the missus to get out of bed and get the bacon rolls fired up................

http://cdn2.mademan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/scarlett-johannson-gif.gif


Revised shopping list:

Pilsner
Pallet of manpack tissues

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Any deal for Ozil is sure to be an eye-opener............................

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLQmnQ8Awl4Gh3f0eU8yUGxy0ABHZQF ygAeWcBKQjK2nXOUnmj

Transferred to the set of the Addams family...

[green.and.white]

Man Utd need to pull something out the bag as well, there is bound to be a couple of huge moves today, bring it on!

[SaulGoodman]

Swedish Meatballs have not gone down well.

Transfer Window Status: On the ****ter

[hibsbollah]

Ozil to the Arse for 50million euros. Agreement reached between the clubs.
Quite a signing if it goes through.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I need a shower, I smell like a junkies carpet.....but I've not got SSN in the bathroom.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

12.08pm and I've still yet to eat anything.

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/rage/grand/very_angry_gif.gif

How's everyone else getting on with their scran?

[Ritchie]

Ba to Arsenal.... that would be a decent signing for them

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I've had a soft spot for Newcastle for 20 years now, I'd quite like to see them do something today. But that all depends on Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear exiting fud-mode.

[R'Albin]

I can't view any of these pictures on my phone.

RT if u cried.

[Keith_M]

Revised shopping list:

Pilsner
Pallet of manpack tissues


Is this why Castle Urquhart looks like it does now, a particularly exciting Transfer Deadline Day blew the top right aff it? :wink:


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[Peevemor]

12.08pm and I've still yet to eat anything.

How's everyone else getting on with their scran?

I've just finished my lunch - "un sandwich américain" - chicken, boiled egg, mayonnaise, and a token leaf of lettuce on half a french stick, followed by a pastry thing made with loads of butter, chocolate and flaked almonds. Top of the pops but will do nothing to help me shed any of my 100+ kilos.




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[Gatecrasher]

C'Mon guys, I'm at work all these baps and naked folk will get me in trouble :hilarious

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Beautiful, Peevemor. Just beautiful..............

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Jesse-Pinkman-Crying-Breaking-Bad.gif

[Col2]

Any deal for Ozil is sure to be an eye-opener............................

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLQmnQ8Awl4Gh3f0eU8yUGxy0ABHZQF ygAeWcBKQjK2nXOUnmj

Does ozil not look like the bloke from young Frankenstein film?

Marty Feldman or something? Can't do GIF on iPhone just now

[SaulGoodman]

Oh.. The waters been switched off in this house. The toilet won't flush.

What a predicament.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Oh.. The waters been switched off in this house. The toilet won't flush.

What a predicament.

You must have that sinking feeling? I've just broke the news of your dilemma to my stunned cat..............

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/512814/surprised-cat-o.gif

[Hibrandenburg]

Is this why Castle Urquhart looks like it does now, a particularly exciting Transfer Deadline Day blew the top right aff it? :wink:


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Ah wish Keith! When I tell the locals over here that I've got a "monster in my loch" it attracts some strange looks for some reason :wink:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Does ozil not look like the bloke from young Frankenstein film?

Marty Feldman or something? Can't do GIF on iPhone just now

Excellent spot!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V41iI7ZnwFU/Thb1PHyJBXI/AAAAAAAAByw/BP4fnNotWlg/s1600/Marty+Feldman.jpg

[Keith_M]

Ah wish Keith! When I tell the locals over here that I've got a "monster in my loch" it attracts some strange looks for some reason :wink:


:greengrin




Anyway, I need to go. I've now got a German class to go to, along with a large group of nubile young ladies that are all long legs and hot pants.

:wink:

[Col2]

Excellent spot!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V41iI7ZnwFU/Thb1PHyJBXI/AAAAAAAAByw/BP4fnNotWlg/s1600/Marty+Feldman.jpg

That's the boy! Superb.

[SaulGoodman]

You must have that sinking feeling? I've just broke the news of your dilemma to my stunned cat..............

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/512814/surprised-cat-o.gif

The dreaded sinking feeling!

[Hibrandenburg]

Mrs Hiberlin is just not taking this serious enough, pah, call that a beer! Get it sorted luv.


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[Pedantic_Hibee]

Mrs Hiberlin is just not taking this serious enough, pah, call that a beer! Get it sorted luv.


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[silverhibee]

That's me stocked up for the day, bring it on.



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[SteveHFC]

Starting to get bored of the Bale Transfer to Real

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

Transfer Deadline Day Update:

I've had a shower, I'm now sporting MC Hammer sized joggers and a rather fetching replica Italian national kit and thermal socks.

My next step is to raid the kitchen and return to Hibs.net HQ armed with an eye-watering selection of snacks (further update to follow).

A warm welcome to SteveHFC who will keep us going with amusing gifs. Rumours abound that nonshinyfinish is pouring Red Bull onto his cornflakes in preparation for an afternoon shift on this thread.

[Hibrandenburg]

Quick trip to the shops on the bike to pick up a few essentials.


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[MacBean]

Given Hibs haven't posted their official transfer-window-wind-up news article on the HFC website yet, is there still some Free Transfer business to be done? :cb

[McLeod1875]

Sick of all this Bale/Real Madrid chat, the amount of money they paid makes me sick

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

Given Hibs haven't posted their official transfer-window-wind-up news article on the HFC website yet, is there still some Free Transfer business to be done? :cb

I wonder if we're awaiting on the release of Carson from his contract so we can nip in tomorrow to snap him up.

As promised, after some tough and protracted negotiations with the kitchen cupboards and electrical appliances, I am pleased to report my deals;

4 slices of wholemeal toast with eight skinless sausages and four slices of unsmoked bacon sandwiched in between them, two packets of Roysters T-Bone Steak and a packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crinkles, a tube of Salt and Pepper Pringles, two chocolate yoghurts and a Magnum white ice cream, washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Healthy? Not quite. Magnificent? Absolutely.

There's the benchmark, lads. Top that.

[Hibrandenburg]

I wonder if we're awaiting on the release of Carson from his contract so we can nip in tomorrow to snap him up.

As promised, after some tough and protracted negotiations with the kitchen cupboards and electrical appliances, I am pleased to report my deals;

4 slices of wholemeal toast with eight skinless sausages and four slices of unsmoked bacon sandwiched in between them, two packets of Roysters T-Bone Steak and a packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crinkles, a tube of Salt and Pepper Pringles, two chocolate yoghurts and a Magnum white ice cream, washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Healthy? Not quite. Magnificent? Absolutely.

There's the benchmark, lads. Top that.

Good effort! That really has thrown down the gauntlet.

[Treadstone]

I wonder if we're awaiting on the release of Carson from his contract so we can nip in tomorrow to snap him up.

As promised, after some tough and protracted negotiations with the kitchen cupboards and electrical appliances, I am pleased to report my deals;

4 slices of wholemeal toast with eight skinless sausages and four slices of unsmoked bacon sandwiched in between them, two packets of Roysters T-Bone Steak and a packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crinkles, a tube of Salt and Pepper Pringles, two chocolate yoghurts and a Magnum white ice cream, washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Healthy? Not quite. Magnificent? Absolutely.

There's the benchmark, lads. Top that.

The wholemeal toast just screams class.

[Heisenberg]

Transfer business done for the Hibees; http://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/news/20130902/summer-transfer-window_2262950_3445667

I had a roll with some chicken, lettuce and tomato. It was pish. Really not up to previous transfer deadline day meals. Ill have to go out and stock up for when big Jim gets on for his shift.

[Hibbyradge]

I wonder if we're awaiting on the release of Carson from his contract so we can nip in tomorrow to snap him up.

As promised, after some tough and protracted negotiations with the kitchen cupboards and electrical appliances, I am pleased to report my deals;

4 slices of wholemeal toast with eight skinless sausages and four slices of unsmoked bacon sandwiched in between them, two packets of Roysters T-Bone Steak and a packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crinkles, a tube of Salt and Pepper Pringles, two chocolate yoghurts and a Magnum white ice cream, washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Healthy? Not quite. Magnificent? Absolutely.

There's the benchmark, lads. Top that.

Is this some kind of joke thread, or what?

I logged in and came to this thread expecting to read about the latest last minute transfer action, but I am instead, treated to ramblings about the culinary preferences of what can only be described as gastronomic Neanderthals. I'd hate to see the insides of your Pulmonary arteries.

FFS guys. Get real.

At least coleslaw has got cabbage in it. :grr:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Is this some kind of joke thread, or what?

I logged in and came to this thread expecting to read about the latest last minute transfer action, but I am instead, treated to ramblings about the culinary preferences of what can only be described as gastronomic Neanderthals. I'd hate to see the insides of your Pulmonary arteries.

FFS guys. Get real.

At least coleslaw has got cabbage in it. :grr:

You can whistle if you think you're getting offered a chocolate yoghurt

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[Dunderhall]

Lunch, just finished breakfast!
Singing the Malmo song though.


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1439832/fat-man-fml-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/1439832/fat-man-fml.html)

[SteveHFC]

My reaction to the news that Ozil will be playing in the Premier League this season

http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/11/typepad-family-guy-sexy-dance.gif

[The_Horde]

Transfer business done for the Hibees; http://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/news/20130902/summer-transfer-window_2262950_3445667

I had a roll with some chicken, lettuce and tomato. It was pish. Really not up to previous transfer deadline day meals. Ill have to go out and stock up for when big Jim gets on for his shift.

Still nothing to say we're totally finished though. Not ruling out free transfers?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

;3739754']Still nothing to say we're totally finished though. Not ruling out free transfers?

Just read on Twitter that clubs can only sign players on a free transfer providing that the player was a free agent at the time that the buying clubs Transfer Window closes (in our case, 31 August 2013). If this is the case, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[green.and.white]

I've grabbed myself a McDonalds, or is that not Transfer Deadline Day Class? :cb

[stokesmessiah]

Views on the Sky Italia bird on SSN ???

[stokesmessiah]

I've grabbed myself a McDonalds, or is that not Transfer Deadline Day Class? :cb


Poor, just poor.

[Treadstone]

Views on the Sky Italia bird on SSN ???

Like a tidy Celine Dion.

[Peevemor]

We got a caterer in for tonight so we don't waste any time (and therefore miss any transfer news) cooking. He's waiting in the kitchen just now.


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[Pedantic_Hibee]

Natalie Sawyer watch:

I note that yellow ties seem to be the theme of the day with the Sky Sports News cast; is it fair to presume that Natalie will be sporting yellow as well or will she follow in the footsteps of the current SSN anchor and wear a royal blue?

[nonshinyfinish]

Transfer Deadline Day Update:

I've had a shower, I'm now sporting MC Hammr sized joggers and a rather fetching replica Italian national kit and thermal socks.

My next step is to raid the kitchen and return to Hibs.net HQ armed with an eye-watering selection of snacks (further update to follow).

A warm welcome to SteveHFC who will keep us going with amusing gifs. Rumours abound that nonshinyfinish is pouring Red Bull onto his cornflakes in preparation for an afternoon shift on this thread.

I'm at work, I enjoyed a chicken and chorizo paella from the cafeteria for dinner. The discussion on here has me reaching for the emergency Irn-Bru in my drawer though.

I thought my Monday night game of fives would be cancelled due to a lack a players, but a Redknappesque rush of signings this afternoon means it's back on. Should be home in time to catch the uniquely penetrating gaze of Big Jim.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Who's the hirsute chap in your avatar, shiny?

Reminds me of Joe Wilkinson the comedian (a fantastic comedian at that).

[SteveHFC]

Natalie Sawyer watch:

I note that yellow ties seem to be the theme of the day with the Sky Sports News cast; is it fair to presume that Natalie will be sporting yellow as well or will she follow in the footsteps of the current SSN anchor and wear a royal blue?

http://images.wikia.com/video-game-championship-wrestling/images/9/94/Daniel_Bryan_YES.gif

[Future17]

Not only am I at work, I only had a homemade wrap and Muller Light yoghurt for lunch. I hang my head in shame.

As an aside, I know it's not relevant to this thread but I think Fellaini out and Fernando in with a £5m+ profit will be cracking business for Everton.

[Dunderhall]

Natalie Sawyer watch:

She is just going through her warm up routine now, keeping an eye on the clock though.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2022717/bouncy-in-the-bedroom-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/2022717/bouncy-in-the-bedroom.html)

[LeithBoozy]

She is tidy, its taken me 2hrs to go back to another thread.!

[nonshinyfinish]

Who's the hirsute chap in your avatar, shiny?

Reminds me of Joe Wilkinson the comedian (a fantastic comedian at that).

That's me, back when I played for Rapid Vienna.




(Antonin Panenka, pioneer of the eponymous penalty.)

[stokesmessiah]

Gail Davis - NO

[silverhibee]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/02/transfer-deadline-day-bingo-20-things-you-can-expect-to-happen-3945574/


:faf:

[silverhibee]

Jim White give's his thoughts on the day ahead for transfer deadline day.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jim-white-interview-skys-king-2244822

[Viva_Palmeiras]

We got a caterer in for tonight so we don't waste any time (and therefore miss any transfer news) cooking. He's waiting in the kitchen just now.


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The Poor boy was devastated at losing out on the Hearts consortium deal.

[Hibby Bairn]

I've grabbed myself a McDonalds, or is that not Transfer Deadline Day Class? :cb

Quite acceptable for lunchtime-ish. Please do not go there cometh 7pm and beyond. Raise the bar.

[Stringer]

What's with all the gifs? Turning into kickback here lads. Unacceptable!!

Herrera to united looks a done deal. Ozil is a fantastic player but not what arsenal need

[silverhibee]

What's with all the gifs? Turning into kickback here lads. Unacceptable!!

Herrera to united looks a done deal. Ozil is a fantastic player but not what arsenal need



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[lyonhibs]

I miss being home for about 10 days of the year. This is one of them.

Here in the land of dubious underground vaults and highly regulated sex boxes, I've just got off the train from Munich. Glad that Bale pish is over with.

Football training tonight means a return to the flat at about 9pm UK time. Before then, owning to the founders of one of Switzerland's 2 big chain supermarkets being Quakers, or Vegetarians (or in some similar way, afflicted) 2 supermarket runs are required. 1 for food, munchables et al and one for beer.

Should be a decent amount of helles left in my system from the weekend in Muncih, so I strongly forecast a half jaked Lyonhibs with about 4 .net windows open later tonight.

Am only on the ****ty wee netbook, so will have to keep .gifs to a minimum. As with the thread count in most of Natalie Sawyers clothes, its quality not quantity that counts.

[SaulGoodman]

What's with all the gifs? Turning into kickback here lads. Unacceptable!!

Herrera to united looks a done deal. Ozil is a fantastic player but not what arsenal need
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[lyonhibs]

Mata to PSG???

[Northernhibee]

Pork chop with a cider and sage sauce with a champ potato cake and brown butter coated green veg.

Sauzee class.

[SaulGoodman]

Just home from work. Having sliced sausage and egg, with a cup of tea, followed by Orange matchmakers, Extra saucy BBQ Pringles and a bag of family sized smarties. washed down with a can of Orange Fanta.

Not Hibs class, but very close.

[Treadstone]

Mata to PSG???

Always thought Mata was too likeable for Chelski.

[Keith_M]

Mrs Hiberlin is just not taking this serious enough, pah, call that a beer! Get it sorted luv.


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Your Mrs was in my German Language class.

I didn't realise you'd bought her from a Russian Bride Catalogue :wink:

[Dunderhall]

What's with all the gifs? Turning into kickback here lads. Unacceptable!!

Herrera to united looks a done deal. Ozil is a fantastic player but not what arsenal need

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

I've got one fag left.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/236057/McNabb-Blank-Stare_GIF.gif

[Pedantic_Hibee]

It's safe to say that Mesut Ozil will be moving to Arsenal before the day is out. I'm a bit disappointed that there's no other massive moves taking place. I thought Man United would go bonkers finally but it looks like they're pinning their hopes on Fellaini and Herrera.

Liverpool seem to have shut up shop, Chelsea have done hee-haw, Alan Pardew is having a duvet day and Arsenal seem to be happy with just the one.

I'm underwhelmed.

[heidtheba]

Absolutely brilliant - was looking forward to this thread then my mate told me that Scotland closed on Sat night (most underwhelming). I was gutted. Really. Couldn't give a monkeys about who signs whom but I wanted the chat on here...the crisps, the discussion of the Secret Escapes burd's 'qualities' (suspected, imagined or on plain view) and the legend/to&*&er that is Jim White.
Delighted we're underway - regardless of Hibs related transfer shenanigans.
Hibs.net I salute you!

[green.and.white]

It's safe to say that Mesut Ozil will be moving to Arsenal before the day is out. I'm a bit disappointed that there's no other massive moves taking place. I thought Man United would go bonkers finally but it looks like they're pinning their hopes on Fellaini and Herrera.

Liverpool seem to have shut up shop, Chelsea have done hee-haw, Alan Pardew is having a duvet day and Arsenal seem to be happy with just the one.

I'm underwhelmed.

It's really all about Natalie now

[Pedantic_Hibee]

It's really all about Natalie now


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[silverhibee]

It's really all about Natalie now


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[SteveHFC]

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

I'll be honest lads, I'm not digesting this afternoon's scran very well. The thought of eating again is making me heave. I may have to postpone tonight's Meat Feast pizza until circa 9pm.

And for the last f****ng time, why are Newcastle not signing anyone!?!?!?!

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[Hibrandenburg]

Your Mrs was in my German Language class.

I didn't realise you'd bought her from a Russian Bride Catalogue :wink:


Think you're getting a wee bit mixed up mate, she's from the former West Germany and it was the East German girls that sold themselves to the Ruskies. :tin hat:

[HibeeHendo]

I've got one fag left.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/236057/McNabb-Blank-Stare_GIF.gif

I have 8.

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

Perhaps I'm just a miserable bassa, but does it not annoy anyone else that it takes Sky Sports News employees absolutely ages to finish off a sentence?

It might just be me, but it actually sends me into a destructive rage how they always string out the last few words of a sentence.

[Col2]

Perhaps I'm just a miserable bassa, but does it not annoy anyone else that it takes Sky Sports News employees absolutely ages to finish off a sentence?

It might just be me, but it actually sends me into a destructive rage how they always string out the last few words of a sentence.

You have now gone to a bad bad place....

[stokesmessiah]

Kate Riley - she just said access all areas...it made me smile !

[Leishy1995]

Josh Carson leaves Ipswich by mutual consent.


Hey maybe we can bring a full 11 in!

[Dunderhall]

Perhaps I'm just a miserable bassa, but does it not annoy anyone else that it takes Sky Sports News employees absolutely ages to finish off a sentence?

It might just be me, but it actually sends me into a destructive rage how they always string out the last few words of a sentence.



http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3586117/shocked-owl-is-shocked-o.gif

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You have now gone to a bad bad place....


I think you're probably right.

http://almostdumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg

[Pedantic_Hibee]

She's here, he's here. She's in yellow. HURRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MWHIBBIES]

What's with all the gifs? Turning into kickback here lads. Unacceptable!!

Herrera to united looks a done deal. Ozil is a fantastic player but not what arsenal needWhat? After selling Gervinho and with Poldi being injured Ozil is exactly what Arsenal need. He can play central/wide with Cazorla playing whichever one he doesn't. He really is a perfect fit.

[Hibspirational]

Not the most revealing yellow dress.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Not the most revealing yellow dress.

The colour suits her, but it is a very conservative dress. I know she's most likely prim and proper and probably is very conservative.....but in my sick and twisted mind she's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew. The slag.

[Dunderhall]

Not the most revealing yellow dress.
Quite, not going to help the time pass, could be a long night.

[Keith_M]

Think you're getting a wee bit mixed up mate, she's from the former West Germany and it was the East German girls that sold themselves to the Ruskies. :tin hat:


My Mrs is heading up to yours with a Baseball Bat as we speak...........

[Treadstone]

Not the most revealing yellow dress.

Correct. Jim telling all the disappointed 'lads' to calm down.

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

Her hair. Her eyes. Her eyebrows. Her face.

All of it. Just perfect.

I think I'm in love.

[Thecat23]

I knew it would be Yellow :D

[Pedantic_Hibee]

What is the point of interviewing foreigners who have about 8 words of English in their vocabulary? Utterly pointless.

I think I should have a fag. I'm getting grumpy.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-66dnBv1X8c0/T4od_ukuAFI/AAAAAAAACJM/_gAPl4EU9Lw/s800/4vjmhc.gif

[1875er]

The colour suits her, but it is a very conservative dress. I know she's most likely prim and proper and probably is very conservative.....but in my sick and twisted mind she's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew. The slag.

Brilliant!!

[Hibrandenburg]

On a sicky today so will be able to make full use of the manpack tissues my Mrs got me that are really intended for my manflu, but hey ho army training is kicking in and I'll "improvise, adapt and OVERCOME".

Day has started well with last night's leftover chicken washed down with orange juice. Plan to do a resup run to the shops in a bit and will replenish the Berlin bunker with local delicacies such as Schnitzel, Bouletten and Marmorkuchen to be washed down with copious amounts of pilsner.

Expecting Fräulein Natalie to commemorate a successful German Bundesliga year by wearing a red bra, black undergarments and complimented with a vernünftig yellow dress that will give patriotic glimpses of all three colours.

Roll on TDD!


I knew it I knew it. Manpack tissues at the ready!

[carnoustiehibee]

What is the point of interviewing foreigners who have about 8 words of English in their vocabulary? Utterly pointless.

I think I should have a fag. I'm getting grumpy.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-66dnBv1X8c0/T4od_ukuAFI/AAAAAAAACJM/_gAPl4EU9Lw/s800/4vjmhc.gif

Is that a young Scott brown?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Sweet mother of God

http://www.movieplaner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/natalie-sawyer-big-breasts-wallpaper.jpg

She'd get shot over more times than Sarajevo and I'll take the infraction for this outburst no problem cheers thanks bye I'm going for a smoke YOLO!!!

[nonshinyfinish]

Just in from fives. Scored three with each foot and one with my head. Petrie, sign me up.

I'm working on a homemade tuna melt, and there are Tunnocks caramel wafers, Hula Hoops and Coke knocking around for later. A fairly meagre feast, but I do have a big jar of gherkins if I get into a tight spot.

[ManBearPig]

No news from Newcastle is there even a reporter at SJP!!! why is kinnear even there

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I think Kinnear is basically trolling Geordies. The fat ride.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Nonshinyfinish has got his traditional TDD Tunnocks. The thread has been saved :greengrin

[nonshinyfinish]

Nonshinyfinish has got his traditional TDD Tunnocks. The thread has been saved :greengrin

The T in TDD has always stood for Tunnocks in my house.

[johnrebus]

The sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

The T in TDD has always stood for Tunnocks in my house.


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[Pedantic_Hibee]

The sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.


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[One Day Soon]

We're talking a stern and disciplinarian transfer deadline day here. And to reflect that mood its lightly grilled mackerel. The beverages will be tea and water. This is post-modern TDD with a definite austerity twist. I know Mrs One Day Soon has a family bar of fruit and nut in the fridge but that would just end in tears.

As regards Brown Owl, she was rather preoccupied by the organisation of the imminent Pack Holiday so her observations were trenchant and to the point this time. "Fellaini's not the answer and that Moyes is a bit of t00l". Also says she wouldn't give Fenlon his badges - couldn't trust him to sew them on properly. I started a light defense of Moyes and at that point Tawny Owl developed a menacing look so I thought it best to back off.

What have I missed so far?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You've missed very little so far in all honesty.

I'm going to turn up the volume on the telly, pour myself into a bath and fire a Meat Feast pizza into the oven to take me to the 11pm finishing line.

Calories consumed today = 254,604
F***s given = 0

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

The sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.

Yawn!

[SaulGoodman]

The sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.

http://media.tumblr.com/dc6ad007cd68c88284d0ec76a2161c9a/tumblr_inline_mpiw2bfwZc1qz4rgp.gif

[silverhibee]

The sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.

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[One Day Soon]

Odemwinge (or however it is spelled) finally got himself a move. Might merit a kit-kat with the next cuppa.

[Treadstone]

the sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.

ltyf

[nonshinyfinish]

Odemwinge (or however it is spelled) finally got himself a move. Might merit a kit-kat with the next cuppa.

That's it, two fingers to austerity.

[FranckSuzy]

The sexism on this thread is quite pathetic.

What a sad bunch of w***ers.


10906

[nonshinyfinish]

10906

Who are you calling a poof? :grr:

[ancient hibee]

That nice Robert Peston is on BBC2 shortly.

[SaulGoodman]

Who are you calling a poof? :grr:

The Homophobia in this thread is quite pathetic really :agree:

[One Day Soon]

There's a serious prospect that Fellaini could become the Odemwinge of this TDD. If he ends up looking glum in the wrong club's car park I may feel moved to loosen the belt slightly. We're all in it together but I'm not sharing the fruit and nut with anyone else.

[HibbyAndy]

Sweet mother of God

http://www.movieplaner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/natalie-sawyer-big-breasts-wallpaper.jpg

She'd get shot over more times than Sarajevo and I'll take the infraction for this outburst no problem cheers thanks bye I'm going for a smoke YOLO!!!



As ma faither used to say..Better feeling them than feeling hungry.

That is what you call a pairy paps!!.

[GreenArmyyy!]

I'm in a pub, t.v sound isn't on, just noticed they went live to a reporter in Edinburgh, any ideas why?

[Centre Hawf]

I sometimes like to imagine Jim Whites tie is a ripped piece of Natalie's dress that he ties round his neck as a trophy of being within 1 foot of her for hours on end.

[Aldo]

I'm in a pub, t.v sound isn't on, just noticed they went live to a reporter in Edinburgh, any ideas why?

They spoke with the boy birch of BDO about transfers on deadline day as he used to be a club exec.

[GreenArmyyy!]

They spoke with the boy birch of BDO about transfers on deadline day as he used to be a club exec.

Here is me thinking it may have been to do with Carson, bugger!

[Aldo]

Here is me thinking it may have been to do with Carson, bugger!

Sorry!

[stokesmessiah]

I sometimes like to imagine Jim Whites tie is a ripped piece of Natalie's dress that he ties round his neck as a trophy of being within 1 foot of her for hours on end.

:agree::thumbsup::not worth

[SteveHFC]

Arsenal are close to completing the £42.4m signing of Real Madrid midfielder Mesut Ozil, which would break their club record by £27.4m.

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2dh8oox.jpg

[nonshinyfinish]

Arsenal are close to completing the £42.4m signing of Real Madrid midfielder Mesut Ozil, which would break their club record by £27.4m.

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2dh8oox.jpg

Nice one Steve, evening the score a bit to counter accusations of sexism.

[SteveHFC]

Starting to get bored at the lack of transfers on deadline day

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[Feed McGraw]

Is that a young Scott brown?It sure is young Scott - just after his landlord told him Paul Hartley and Jamie Hamill were moving into the bedsit next door.

[HibbyAndy]

Ave no got any access to SSN right now, Anyhing mare said about Demba Ba to Arsenal?.

[CallumLaidlaw]

Ave no got any access to SSN right now, Anyhing mare said about Demba Ba to Arsenal?.

It's off. Chelsea don't want to strengthen a rival

[stokesmessiah]

Ave no got any access to SSN right now, Anyhing mare said about Demba Ba to Arsenal?.

Looks like they will only let Lukaku out on loan.

[Hibby Bairn]

Time for a giant pretzel.

[HibbyAndy]

It's off. Chelsea don't want to strengthen a rival


Looks like they will only let Lukaku out on loan.



:aok:

Lukaku would be a good signing for Arsenal with Podolski oot for weeks.

[nonshinyfinish]

It's off. Chelsea don't want to strengthen a rival

Guy on Zitelli saying it's because Chelsea wanted a loan fee of £3m, but Arsenal would only stump up £1.5m.

Either way, not happening.

[stokesmessiah]

Any idea why when they cut to the boy outside the Emirates one of the wee chavs in the background was holding up a potato?

[nonshinyfinish]

First caramel wafer deployed.

http://i.imgur.com/qADTwDz.jpg?1

[stokesmessiah]

:aok:

Lukaku would be a good signing for Arsenal with Podolski oot for weeks.

I think so too! good player.

[SteveHFC]

First caramel wafer deployed.

http://i.imgur.com/qADTwDz.jpg?1

:not worth

[SteveHFC]

Spain football writer Andy West: (https://twitter.com/andywest01) "Spanish radio station Cadena Cope is claiming that Manchester United have seen a bid of €40m for Sami Khedira rejected by Real Madrid, making the Germany international approximately the 612th La Liga midfielder that United have failed to sign this summer.

:faf:

[stokesmessiah]

Who is the other throbber in the SSN studio?

[HibbyAndy]

Ive got Maltesers bought from Tesco for a quid and a 6 packet of Frisps from Farmfoods ( With 2 free bags ) to keep me gawn.

Had a big dinner tho so no that hungry at the mo TBH.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Who is the other throbber in the SSN studio?

That's Jim White mate :aok::wink:

[One Day Soon]

That's Jim White mate :aok::wink:

You mean heartthrobber surely. Big Jim ken's whits goan on

[nonshinyfinish]

You mean heartthrobber surely. Big Jim ken's whits goan on

Jim's legendary throbber is somewhat south of the heart.

[CallumLaidlaw]

:aok:

Lukaku would be a good signing for Arsenal with Podolski oot for weeks.

Lukaku to west brom or Everton apparently

[One Day Soon]

Lukaku to west brom or Everton apparently

I suspect Fellaini is on the phone to him right now offering to drive him to the Everton training ground before the window shuts.

[Bostonhibby]

Is this for when the yams get their £10m for Holt?

[nonshinyfinish]

Anyone else been listening to loads of late 90s indie recently?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILriqqDfEoI

[One Day Soon]

Jim's legendary throbber is somewhat south of the heart.

I'm going to have to cough to a schoolboy error. Switched from Sky to Virgin a few months back. Result, no through the window Jim Whiteness.

I can't be consoled. Can't even bring myself to explore whether BT Sports has it.

But wait! I DO have it. I do!

[One Day Soon]

WTF? There's a giant canary presenting. That is beyond yellow.

[stokesmessiah]

I'm going to have to cough to a schoolboy error. Switched from Sky to Virgin a few months back. Result, no through the window Jim Whiteness.

I can't be consoled. Can't even bring myself to explore whether BT Sports has it.

But wait! I DO have it. I do!

Like his first BMX! :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I'm going to have to cough to a schoolboy error. Switched from Sky to Virgin a few months back. Result, no through the window Jim Whiteness.

I can't be consoled. Can't even bring myself to explore whether BT Sports has it.

But wait! I DO have it. I do!


http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/1001/cupcake-dog.gif

[nonshinyfinish]

You weren't there, man.

[Bostonhibby]

Another .net myth

What? Surely its not more than £10m!

[green.and.white]

She just completely ripped Ozil there!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

She just completely ripped Ozil there!

Beautiful and funny. I want to move in with her.

[Barney McGrew]

The guy from Peterborough is a total throbber

[Hibby Bairn]

Enough pretzels. After nine so switching attention to some cheese and pickles. Reminds me of New Year when parties went on until 4th Jan.

[Jack Hackett]

Another .net myth

Wasn't .net that started it

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/5027373/Holt-tight-for-10m.html

[Speedway]

Decided enough was enough and took on a double picnic AND cherry Twizzler dream ticket.

Finished them off like a boss.

Now to focus on the real business of this window. Will Josh Carson answer my tweet to him about how many tunnocks snowballs he can eat in 60 seconds without a drink.

[One Day Soon]

Like his first BMX! :greengrin

I don't understand why or how I have it.

That Barry Bannen is miniscule

[nonshinyfinish]

Decided enough was enough and took on a double picnic AND cherry Twizzler dream ticket.

Finished them off like a boss.

Now to focus on the real business of this window. Will Josh Carson answer my tweet to him about how many tunnocks snowballs he can eat in 60 seconds without a drink.

The tough part of that challenge is that it doesn't count if you drop any, so you have to spend the last five seconds licking dessicated coconut bits off of your thighs.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

9.20pm and I'm tapping out in the food stakes.

I've managed to devour a Meat Feast pizza and half a tub of Pringles in addition to my scran from earlier. I'm washing it down with half a litre of fresh orange and after that I'm loosening the trousers, sprawling out on the bed and admiring my gut.

If I'm ever pictured behind a SSN reporter in a car park on Transfer Deadline Day, please shoot me.

[Hibby Bairn]

Decided enough was enough and took on a double picnic AND cherry Twizzler dream ticket.



You cannot beat a picnic. Whatever happened to Fuse bars?

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[Pedantic_Hibee]

The last sentence of my post above could have went better, admittedly.

Dogging with tv journalists. Whatever next.

[wazoo1875]

I don't understand why or how I have it.

That Barry Bannen is miniscule

He's not you know, he's just very far away !!
How pish is this deadline day, nae cleavage whatsoever. Hang yer heads sky :^(

[lyonhibs]

Just in from football training. A couple of cans, Sour Cream and Onion TUC biscuits (knows as "exotic" flavour over here) and little mini pizza biscuit things.

A ropey show, but mankind has struggled on through worse. Looks like absolutely f all has happened out in the real world in my absence, so give it your best shot TDD thread heavyweights.

[nonshinyfinish]

Jim White's just sent Dave Whelan to voicemail.

[ManBearPig]

Joe kinnear is in his bed.....hes an old man dont u know

[One Day Soon]

Two fresh figs. Sensational.

[wazoo1875]

I don't understand why or how I have it.

That Barry Bannen is miniscule

He's not you know, he's just very far away !!
How pish is this deadline day, nae cleavage whatsoever. Hang yer heads sky :^(

[One Day Soon]

I'm going to voice what we're all thinking. They should just bin the football and have TDD every saturday.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I echo ODS' thoughts.

From a Hibs.net perspective it's the only day where we all get along swimmingly. Apart from johnrebus and his prehistoric views that is.

Dave Whelan has morphed into Harry Redknapp with the loose lips.

"I'm absolutely fuming, I'd better phone Jim White"

[Peevemor]

I've just finished eating a big bunch of red grapes. They were bought on Thursday and some of them seem to have started fermenting. I'll have to check the drink/driving thread to see whether I can take the car to work tomorrow.

[One Day Soon]

Jim White interviews Mo Farah on Arsenal signings. The universe eats itself.

[R'Albin]

The Homophobia in this thread is quite pathetic really :agree:

Exactly. I entered this thread expecting some light hearted chat about throbbers, not to be persecuted by fellow Hibbies.

[green.and.white]

I echo ODS' thoughts.

From a Hibs.net perspective it's the only day where we all get along swimmingly. Apart from johnrebus and his prehistoric views that is.

Dave Whelan has morphed into Harry Redknapp with the loose lips.

"I'm absolutely fuming, I'd better phone Jim White"

I did that a couple of days ago when it finally sank in that Griffiths wasn't signing. I didn't get through.

[micka_weer]

I still mourn the demise of the coconut boost :-(

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I've never really took to Mo Farah. That just confirmed why. Nervous laughter, no particularly decent insight into football and he interrupted Jim White. Dick.

[CallumLaidlaw]

Looking ahead, the January window closes on A FRIDAY NIGHT!!!:aok:

[One Day Soon]

This guy has just torn Celtic a completely new one.

[Treadstone]

Just warmed to this MacAnthony throbber - ripped Celtic, Lawell and Lennon in a 30 second rant.

[Peevemor]

I've never really took to Mo Farah. That just confirmed why. Nervous laughter, no particularly decent insight into football and he interrupted Jim White. Dick.

I always thought she and Woody Allen made an unlikely couple.

[lyonhibs]

Looking ahead, the January window closes on A FRIDAY NIGHT!!!:aok:

A Friday you say???

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chuffed.gif

[hibbymick]

I always thought she and Woody Allen made an unlikely couple.

:greengrin:greengrin

[3pm]

Peterborough felly just slaughtered Celtic. :aok:

[BoltonHibee]

Peterborough felly just slaughtered Celtic. :aok:

What a way to conduct their business...

[Treadstone]

Peterborough felly just slaughtered Celtic. :aok:

Could almost see Jim White say "I'll tee you up you bang it doon the middle!"

[CallumLaidlaw]

What a way to conduct their business...

Very poor really.

[wazoo1875]

A Friday you say???

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chuffed.gif

Best gif ever !! I thought Kenneth Williams was dead too ;^)

[HibeeHendo]

That MacAnthony was brilliant. Just summed up Celtic's usual patronising pish in two minutes.

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Southampton-worst car park fans yet. That little blonde lad needs a boot up the fanny

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You can just tell that Niall Quinn wants to absolutely banjo MacAnthony.

And you can just tell that MacAnthony cheats on his wife. Absolute sleaze.

[One Day Soon]

Could almost see Jim White say "I'll tee you up you bang it doon the middle!"

I liked the way Niall Quinn tried to save him from himself and he just took it as another queue to launch a second exocet. A bit like the drunk fighting bloke dragged out of the bar by all his mates who somehow manages to break free and kick off all over again.

He did make Celtic seem like total welts though.

[nonshinyfinish]

You can just tell that Niall Quinn wants to absolutely banjo MacAnthony.

And you can just tell that MacAnthony cheats on his wife. Absolute sleaze.

Looks like an estate agent. And not in a good way. (Is there a good way?)

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Looking ahead, the January window closes on A FRIDAY NIGHT!!!:aok:


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[lyonhibs]

Care to elucidate on this lad who has just torn Celtc a new hoop?

Who is he, what did he say etc?

I'd have though all that was required to make Septic seem like welts would be to just go: "Well, er, look at them. 'Nuff said"

[3pm]

What a way to conduct their business...

:agree:

As Hearts have shown, fax is the most effective way these days.

Email? Pffft.

[Treadstone]

You can just tell that Niall Quinn wants to absolutely banjo MacAnthony.

And you can just tell that MacAnthony cheats on his wife. Absolute sleaze.

This guy has out-jordaned Simon Jordan (ex palace chairman). Guy is really there to discuss workings on the chairmans take on things. This roaster is giving opinions on everything players, talent, money etc.
Roaster of the highest order.
Lennon will bite though.

[wazoo1875]

A Friday you say???

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chuffed.gif

Best gif ever !! I thought Kenneth Williams was dead too ;^)

[nonshinyfinish]

This guy has out-jordaned Simon Jordan (ex palace chairman). Guy is really there to discuss workings on the chairmans take on things. This roaster is giving opinions on everything players, talent, money etc.
Roaster of the highest order.
Lennon will bite though.

You'd certainly want to get checked if Lennon bit you.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Is it possible to overdose on Peanut Butter Chunky Kit Kats? Very morish!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You'd certainly want to get checked if Lennon bit you.


Correct, he's like a shellsuited satsuma. It even sounds poisonous.

[nonshinyfinish]

Is it possible to overdose on Peanut Butter Chunky Kit Kats? Very morish!

Peanut butter is the devil. Hate peanuts, hate butter, and some fanny combines them.

[Treadstone]

Care to elucidate on this lad who has just torn Celtc a new hoop?

Who is he, what did he say etc?

I'd have though all that was required to make Septic seem like welts would be to just go: "Well, er, look at them. 'Nuff said"

Posh (the club) chairman. Celtic bidding by email telling agent about bids. Tapping up.

[3pm]

Fannies at the Emirates!

[lyonhibs]

Peanut butter is the devil. Hate peanuts, hate butter, and some fanny combines them.

:agree::agree:

Stuff absolutely reeks of ***** anaw.

[3pm]

Man Utd's Herrera deal off.

Sounds like Terry Tibbs was leading the negotiations.

[nonshinyfinish]

Spanish football dude saying that some randoms turned up in Spain pretending to be Man United representatives, carrying (I assume) a novelty cheque for 36m Euros with Ander Herrera's face on it.

Madness.

[One Day Soon]

Is it possible to overdose on Peanut Butter Chunky Kit Kats? Very morish!

Probably only if you are taking them as suppositories

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Sawyer's diddies look very pert from the side. That's my expert analysis.

Talking of analysis, when was the last post on this thread that was actually football-related?


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[Pedantic_Hibee]

3pm and nonshinyfinish inb4 shutdown. Played, chaps.

[hibbydog]

Fannies at the Emirates!

Sky must have given their reporters permission to shout at over boisterous fans. Quite funny...one reporter earlier was having bother with these kids until he turned round and shouted SHOOSH !!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I think I'm genuinely falling for Natalie Sawyer. What a face. What. A. Face.

My mother would love her.

[nonshinyfinish]

3pm and nonshinyfinish inb4 shutdown. Played, chaps.

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