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Treadstone
09-07-2013, 08:56 AM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"And then Pishy Breeks says "I'm going to talk to the Lithuanian ambassador about it"

therealgavmac
09-07-2013, 09:01 AM
Then Ian Murray said "I'm an MP you know"

Hibercelona
09-07-2013, 09:02 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"And all this time they thought you lot were planning to bail them out"

J-C
09-07-2013, 09:07 AM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6


You do realise I'm still Scottish and not British just cause I've won the big one.

One Day Soon
09-07-2013, 09:07 AM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6


Andy, we're all 5hite at politics but can we stand next to you for some street cred?

One Day Soon
09-07-2013, 09:10 AM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

You do realise that when I said on court afterwards that it was great to have a British winner that was just the set up for me and my good mate Chris Hoy to stick it to Eck later?

CropleyWasGod
09-07-2013, 09:13 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"

I tell you what... Inverdale was right. Would you really want to ride that?

Hibercelona
09-07-2013, 09:19 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"And then I tweeted that I'd donate all my winnings to them"

JohnStephens91
09-07-2013, 09:20 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6



"And then they took half the gate money from an amateur football team and still call themselves the big team."

One Day Soon
09-07-2013, 09:21 AM
I tell you what... Inverdale was right. Would you really want to ride that?

chortle

JohnStephens91
09-07-2013, 09:21 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6


"And then they said it was worth it."

One Day Soon
09-07-2013, 09:25 AM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

So I called Fish and said "You pull the gig, I'll win Wimbledon and then we'll get pi5hed in Diggers".

jonty
09-07-2013, 09:26 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

Murray: Pleasing

YehButNoBut
09-07-2013, 09:44 AM
So we all fooled FOH into thinking we would pledge, then cancelled, what a coincidence. :greengrin

spike220
09-07-2013, 09:46 AM
[QUOTE=Hibercelona;3668405]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

QUOTE] So your knighthood is our way of getting the Scots on side, what do you think Andy?

One Day Soon
09-07-2013, 09:51 AM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

Salmond said he thought my win might damage his chance in the Referendum. I said, what chance is that Alex?

Hibbyradge
09-07-2013, 09:56 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6



Scottish? Me? I haven't lived there for years, old boy.

spike220
09-07-2013, 01:35 PM
[QUOTE=spike220;3668436][QUOTE=Hibercelona;3668405]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

QUOTE] The trouble with Scotland is that it is full of Scots...haw..haw..haw...can I tempt you with another Pimms old boy.

spike220
09-07-2013, 01:39 PM
Hang on a bleeding moment that pic has been photoshoped - there is no way they are standing in that garden the light is all wrong!! Anyone else agree?

Prof. Shaggy
09-07-2013, 01:51 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6



"Clegg, you can put your fingers away."

SMAXXA
09-07-2013, 01:53 PM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"Yes Mr Cameron, this will do just nicely as a prototype for the new Andy Murray Memorial Garden along Gorgie way"

Hibbyradge
09-07-2013, 01:56 PM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6



They wrote to JK Rowling, you know!

spike220
09-07-2013, 02:06 PM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"Yes Mr Cameron, this will do just nicely as a prototype for the new Andy Murray Memorial Garden along Gorgie way"

Gotta be the winner!!

Dunderhall
09-07-2013, 02:18 PM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6


No wait, the best is yet to come, even now they would still build a statue.

Drem
09-07-2013, 02:30 PM
"What happened to the fat bloke sitting behind you with the flag"

Arch Stanton
09-07-2013, 03:14 PM
And our spin boys have come up with a jolly excellent song Andy, ok everyone -

"It's comg home, It's coming home, dumpty dum dum - Tennis is coming home!"

snooky
09-07-2013, 04:01 PM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"And then Pishy Breeks says "I'm going to talk to the Lithuanian ambassador about it"

Cameron : "Okay chaps, what's all this hilarity about a canary drowning in a Gin & Tonic?"

Captain Trips
09-07-2013, 06:06 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"....excellent stuff Andy tell us again please how many men could not carry this Nade chap"

Scouse Hibee
09-07-2013, 06:17 PM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

At Love 15 down the Jambo in the crowd shouted "**** you Murray", you should have seen his face when I shouted back "I can come back from it, I doubt that Hearts can"

nonshinyfinish
09-07-2013, 06:38 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

Miliband: "Ian Murray's one of our top guys, he'll have this sorted out in no time. No, seriously."

FromTheCapital
09-07-2013, 06:47 PM
10482 And then Vlad said "Hearts will win the Champions League..."

Chibs
09-07-2013, 07:42 PM
And then Alan Gordon popped in number seven.

Soldiersteve
09-07-2013, 08:36 PM
[QUOTE=Treadstone;3668382]Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

At Love 15 down the Jambo in the crowd shouted "**** you Murray", you should have seen his face when I shouted back "I can come back from it, I doubt that Hearts can"
:not worth Ace!

Bostonhibby
09-07-2013, 10:08 PM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"And then Pishy Breeks says "I'm going to talk to the Lithuanian ambassador about it"

Realising that the photo opportunity immediately to their left consisted of Ronnie Corbett, Gregg Wallace and another guy called Murray who pretends to be an MP, none of the party leaders wanted to be the first to leave the Wimbledon winners side.

Bostonhibby
09-07-2013, 10:13 PM
Thought this was ripe for a caption.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"And then Pishy Breeks says "I'm going to talk to the Lithuanian ambassador about it"

Andy Murray through gritted teeth

"if I'd known I'd have to be in a photo opportunity with these chancers I'd have taken a dive in the first minute.

And if anyone sees Salmond tell him I am Welsh".

Hibercelona
10-07-2013, 08:50 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1231394/thumbs/o-ANDY-MURRAY-DOWNING-STREET-570.jpg?6

"Hearts have blown more of the taxpayers money on worthless s***e than you lot"

Phil D. Rolls
10-07-2013, 10:26 AM
Clegg gets the 5-1 spectacularly wrong.