Caption competition

[Peevemor]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

[Hibercelona]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

"They're the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee team now".

[Woody70x2]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

Romanov parachutes into Easter Road on the opening day of the season to a rapturous applause!

[MyJo]

You only swing when your winning

[Treadstone]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

"Higher, like the debts, higggghhhhheeeerrrrr!"

[tbfhibs]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg
Probably signed Rix and Thomson after that.

[Deansy]

Too good to miss

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"******-that - I'm far too busy (hiding) here in Chechnya to come back and answer some silly 'questions'"

[Peevemor]

Too good to miss

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:singing: I'm the king of the swingers
I'm the jam-tarts VIP
The baw's gone pop, so I've had to stop
And that's what's bothering me.

[Hibercelona]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

"Swingcastle, open for business." :cb

[Hibercelona]

:singing: I'm the king of the swingers
I'm the jam-tarts VIP
The baw's gone pop, so I've had to stop
And that's what's bothering me.

:faf:

Simply superb! :not worth

[Iain G]

Vladimir Romanov; roping in the deluded since 2004....

[Treadstone]

:singing: I'm the king of the swingers
I'm the jam-tarts VIP
The baw's gone pop, so I've had to stop
And that's what's bothering me.

In ma heid all day now. Cheers.
:faf:

[Beefster]

Too good to miss

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Since we got Rix in as manager, I've cant get enough of the play park.

[snooky]

Too good to miss

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Evidence of world steel shortage highlighted in new Lithuanian prison.

[Bostonhibby]

Romanov still optimistic about delivering on promises to hearts fans despite having his legs cut off by Russian Mafia.

[Hibrandenburg]

Too good to miss

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When I pull this chain he pishes his breeks and the other one makes his mouth move.

[DAVE1875]

:singing: I'm the king of the swingers
I'm the jam-tarts VIP
The baw's gone pop, so I've had to stop
And that's what's bothering me.

Winner for me :not worth

[YehButNoBut]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

Ha ha little do they know I own Wonga as well.

[Bostonhibby]

Ray Alan categorically denies that Lord Charles will be replaced by Vladimir Romanov

In an exclusive interview with Barry Anderson he revealed " Why would I rely on this character? You can see his strings FFS, and anyway its me who is top man in this partnership and I can't speak Russian"

allisbarry: Mr Romanov tells me to tell his followers that he has declined the role as its him who shoves his hand up everyones erse, and not the other way round.

[EuanH78]

When I pull this chain he pishes his breeks and the other one makes his mouth move.


:top marks This is my favourite.

[Scouse Hibee]

Too good to miss

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It's all swings and U turns with me and that's a fact.

[Macaroon]

Swings and roundabouts

[Ricky Bobby]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg One more pull and this sh*thole of a stand will be down.

[scuttle]

Swings and roundabouts

If Vlads on the swing then Nade is the roundabout

[Bobo]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg


I only swing when I'm skimmin'.

[MacBean]

Too good to miss

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

So, Rod, you're telling me if I can spit further than you can from this swing, you'll let me buy Besligia for £800k?


:sick:



VR - YYAAASSSS GIRFUY Ya Hibee Tramp


Rod - :cb

[Eyrie]

Too good to miss

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"In five years time this swing will be bigger than Disneyland."

[Persevere80]

Too good to miss

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As we no longer use riccarton facilities the local park will be where we have our intense training regime, starting of with the swings, followed by a shot on the shoot, then finishing of with a spin on the roundabout. But we have been warned to stay away from the kids.

[khib70]

Let me see..pull right one, Barry talks *****...pull left one Fatty Foulkes pishes breeks....

[hibbymac]

Don't worry about the squad Gary, ....... I've just signed two Poles. :duck:

[heretoday]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg

No Mr Romanov - we expect you to swing.

[SMAXXA]

http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2979264.1372325738!/image/811551336.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/811551336.jpg
QUOTE]

"I have no money, I cant afford to eat. Look at the weight I have lost, I used to fit into these braces" :hide:

[Dunderhall]

Too good to miss

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Cutbacks bite as pre-season training moves into full swing.